Today I have... Thread.

[Wraith]

Today I realized someone from 4chan gave me a complete copy of the entire Filthy Frank video collection and I never knew anything about him save a few screen caps from old threads. I forgot I had the collection. ... Mmm.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Today, I cleaned out both of my closets and the local Goodwill got a massive donation of things I will never use or wear again. My closets are no longer cluttered disaster areas. Now my entire apartment is clean and organized, and that is such a great feeling to have.

The trick now is keeping things this way.

 

[Esmeraude]

Today I watched anime, did laundry, and had Portillo's, feasting on fries with cheese sauce and a dipped beef sandwich with a chocolate cake shake like a fat fuck and I have no regrets lmao.

 

[chris driver]

today i watched a movie and i did some chores, and here i am.
how do you do, people?

 

[Wraith]

Today I thought I would try something someone on 4chan suggested, the television show, The Whitest Kids U'Know. They said it was really funny. ... I like funny.
So through... means, I got the series and sat down with my meal, my pancakes and loads o' sausage and watched the first episode.
First skit is a dumb chick wanting to be pregnant but screws up the pregnancy test. Actually funny.
Second skit is a Hitler rap. ... They made him like fags, gypsies and jews and such now. Mmm.
Third skit, guy pulls a wad of poop out of his butt during a business meeting.
...
My sausage was Vermont Maple flavored just in case you're wondering.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Passed a Girl Scout cookie stand at the tail end of an 8 mile run and if you think I was gonna get back to my house only to immedietly grab 5 dollars and run the fuck back to buy some you would be absolutly correct. I don't think that box is going to survive until tomorrow, I love GS cookies.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Passed a Girl Scout cookie stand at the tail end of an 8 mile run and if you think I was gonna get back to my house only to immedietly grab 5 dollars and run the fuck back to buy some you would be absolutly correct. I don't think that box is going to survive until tomorrow, I love GS cookies.

The lemonaid cookies are like crack

 

[Picklechu]

I am the most stressed out that I've been in nearly 4 years.

If I survive this semester (and the wu flu), I'm going on a bender.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I took overdue library stuff back and chugged a two liter outside the library to horrified onlookers.

 

[Devyn]

I gave myself a trim because there's no fucking way I'm wearing a mask for that long at a salon if it's not necessary. I followed a YouTube tutorial and just used regular (freshly sharpened) kitchen scissors, it turned out fine and was much easier than expected. Cutting trimming your own hair is underrated

Spoiler: tutorial used

 

[yasscat]

Pretty ordinary day. Got up, watched some tv, made some food, had my daily update call from my mom's doctors at the hospital. Her tracheostomy went well, but apparently she got surly and agitated when they had to clean off some excessive bleeding post-op, so they had to sedae her again. I had to stop myself from laughing and being like "yeah, that checks out."
Unfortunately, them sedating her means we couldn't video call today but hopefully we can sometime this week.

 

[keyboard-warrior]

Today I helped my 80-year-old innocent looking neighbor with some PC-related stuff. What caught me off guard were the massive amounts of porn link shortcuts on their desktop. I had to try my hardest to hold it in. I really didn't expect that.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Went out skating to the cliffs and found this wonder of nature.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Today I helped my 80-year-old innocent looking neighbor with some PC-related stuff. What caught me off guard were the massive amounts of porn link shortcuts on their desktop. I had to try my hardest to hold it in. I really didn't expect that.

I once had my 65 year neighbor pay me to set up his dating profile. I was shocked at what he was looking for.

 

[AnOminous]

I once had my 65 year neighbor pay me to set up his dating profile. I was shocked at what he was looking for.

Spill, dude.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Spill, dude.

His profile now deleted because he's dead. Read as follwed and I Quote. I'm a older white gentleman
Looking for a younger black or dark skinned woman. Preferably heavyset. I enjoy female dominance and being bossed around. Light bdsm and age play is welcomed. nothing serious. Willing to pay for services. It's not super shocking but for life of me. I would never guessed he like fat black woman to tie him and well you get rest

 

[A Beached Whale]

Spent the last five hours cleaning the house and organizing some of the miscellaneous crap from our move. It honestly feels awesone to be done. Mr. Whale has been working back to back shifts with not much rest time between, including a double shift tonight.

Needless to say we're both looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow.

 

[glass_houses]

Had long discussion today with Friend A re: Friend B. Friend B has some ongoing mental health issues, some very sick pets and has developed a bad habit of relying on other people (i.e like my parasitic pensioner self) to help her financially despite the fact that she has a reasonably well paying job. On hearing that my latest bail out of Friend B has made it so that I might not be able to pay my own vet this week, Friend A counseled that it's time to stop giving money to Friend B, and that I might just have to accept that I can't help her in any fashion. I grudgingly told Friend A I'd consider it, and indeed, ruminated upon it all day.

And now I just got off the phone with Friend B, who told me that she's eating salmon tonight and that she's worried she might be pregnant.

Fuck's sake.

 

[AnOminous]

His profile now deleted because he's dead. Read as follwed and I Quote. I'm a older white gentleman
Looking for a younger black or dark skinned woman. Preferably heavyset. I enjoy female dominance and being bossed around. Light bdsm and age play is welcomed. nothing serious. Willing to pay for services. It's not super shocking but for life of me. I would never guessed he like fat black woman to tie him and well you get rest

That's so charming and innocent. It almost restores my faith in humanity.

 

[TFT-A9]

Got the Samsung SSD I ordered, just waiting on the other components now