Today I have... Thread.

Today I have learned that gay men are the most visually contradicting group of people on this earth.

Look at this man.
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He gives off that 'dad' look yet has a such a young face that the two logically shouldn't exist on the same person.

He clearly works out and is strong enough to be intimidating to the average guy, and then.. he pulls those kinds of poses.


Like, seriously, what the fuck?
 
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Today a middle aged Jehova's witness asked me if I'm interested in joining her ranks in pursuit of true happiness. At first I wanted to tell her that I am a follower of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, but something clicked in my head and I said that I'm a disciple of Sonichu instead. Instead of dismissing it and moving on, the poor woman muttered a confused "a disciple of... who?" which was all I needed to go on a gushing speech about our electric savior: how a new messiah was born from the collision of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu (I doubt she knew what either of those things were) as well as his neverending battle with the trolls and his quest to find his creator a worthy vessel to spread his Divine Seeds in, resulting in the birth of little Crytal, The Child Who Will Inherit All.

She had this weird expression on her face of not knowing whether I'm bullshitting her and she should be outraged or whether I'm dead serious and she should be terrified of encountering a delusional psycho. Still, I was very polite all the way, if maybe a tead overly zealous of this rare occasion of being able to talk about the One True Perfect Life Form. In the end, she gave me a pamphlet and I gave her a picture of Sonichu fighting the Man In The Picke Suit I've drawn a few days ago. It was all sorts of glorious.
 
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Today I have gotten sick. :( Felt my throat start to hurt last night and it hit me fully at 2 am. Seems to be a regular cold but nothing is helping this throat pain. Gives me an excuse to lay back and catch up on some threads though.
 
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Googled "are Dwayne Johnson and Taylor Swift friends?"

He just seems to mention her a lot, is all.
 
Drove all the way to Swindon and all the way back again experiencing the whirlwind of utter human stupidity that is the M25 at Rush Hour twice in one day. I come from a rural area where dumb people usually shoot themselves by accident or drown before they're old enough to drive so I'm not used to it. It has not been fun, Laz is drinking.
 
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...gotten tired of having to manually mount an ISO file to play a faction's campaign in Emperor: Battle for Dune, so I made some batch files to mount the files and start the game.

EDIT: wound up using powershell for it.
 
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Visited some relatives with my dad and ate BBQ in DC over this weekend. The drive to and from SC was a real pain in the ass, however.
 
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