Today I have... Thread.

[queerape]

Stoned rn. Boyfriend met my mom, and two of my best friends. Life is prettyy good, knock on wood.

 

[Stoneheart]

inherited a dufflebag with stuff in it from a relative nobody has seen since he migrated to australia in the 50s or got scammed by an australian law company for about 50$,
I will see when the Bag arrives in the mail.

 

[Nekromantik]

We had some good money in savings and finally bought a Switch, and now going to waste our days off playing it.

 

[TheRedRanger]

Found a nice bar tonight. Since it's a Monday, it was quiet, so it was just me and one other guy with the karaoke machine to ourselves.
I really had to stretch my Japanese when the video for Taco's Puttin' On The Ritz came up, and I had to explain blackface to my new friends...

I think I managed it OK though.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Just lost a thumbwrestling match with my roommate.

Shouldn't count tho, bc I'm laying down.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Forgot to respect electricity. The electricity repaid my disrespect by shocking the shit out of me. I think it was 480 (or rather 277 since it was 1 phase) because I've been bit by 120 and that's not as harsh. I accidentally tapped a finger into the high power area, rather than the low power (24VDC and less) I was working in.

For added dumbassery, I was holding onto metal with my other bare hand so if I die in my sleep tonight from fucking my heart over- Everybody on this site is my favorite group of incel feminist alt-right faggots.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Stumbled upon some comments I wrote in 2017 and have no recollection off, and now am dying from sorta-secondhand embarassment.

 

[Brain Power]

It's over 4 AM and I've slept for less than an hour because some idiots have been blasting their music for almost a whole day. I don't even know where they are to call the police to get them to shut up.

 

[W00K #17]

Today I caught my first walleye since the ice went out. Filled my limit after this beast hit. I let this big female go because she was absolutely full of eggs. Feels good man.

 

[Nekromantik]

Today I woke up sick, so sick that I forgot to put coffee grounds in the coffee maker. Spent a few minutes wondering when did coffee turn clear.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I watched a mother duck and her ducklings cross a street near a store and then walk back to the sidewalk. All of the drivers sat and watched the ducks because everyone thought it was cute.

 

[Failure_Personified]

Starting actually exercising again (and doing a very basic workout) since I got dumped recently and can't bear looking at myself anymore

 

[Brain Power]

Noticed that someone killed a puppy and dumped it near my house. FUCKING WHY?!

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

added another economics class to my fall schedule so the spring of my senior year I'll only have 1 requirement left

i'm really excited about my fall class line up, I'm taking intro to communication disorders, the economics of health, costume technology, job skills for econ majors, and modern irish, it's gonna be a good time

 

[Nekromantik]

I'm so thankful my husband got me theraflu and vics in my time of need. Stupid head cold.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Had to put a dog to sleep.

It was time, he couldn't settle, he wouldn't eat. He kept losing weight and falling down a lot. But it's hard. He was such a good boy for 15 years.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Begged for and got my root canal moved up from next week to tomorrow because the entire left side of my head feels like Randy Johnson has been repeatedly throwing fastballs at it for the last two days.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Today, I learned that because of the government shutdown in January, the IRS won't be updating its Enrolled Agent (EA) exam content and study materials to include the new tax laws until this July, given me an unplanned delay in my pursuit of EA status.

 

[TheRedRanger]

Today, thanks to a combination of linguistic error, drunkenness, and mis-hearing 'black human' as 'black humour' (to be fair, the guy's accent was terrible), I accidentally made myself look racist.
Fortunately, the people I was talking to were Japanese, so apparently they didn't give a shit.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Got rid of 750 tabs and updated Windows and found out that my USB disks seemed to break down in unison, but I have seen this behavior before and yup, it was just Windows that sneakily updated to the latest the drivers for the USB card. Oh Windows, the usb controller is a VIA chipset, you can't just update VIA products to better drivers like that. The drivers needs to be a very specific and years old version intended for Win7 in .cat/.inf format only, carefully sourced from angry users at Windows forums I've never heard of, then they need to be installed manually and forcefully, otherwise things won't work right.