Today I have... Thread.

Today I finished an assignment for one of my classes and took my daughter and one of her friends to see Jurassic World. Tomorrow I'm fixing a door and going to a wedding.
 
Today I actually ate the salad that came with my sandwich. I'll be shoving vegetables down my throat in no time.
 
Today I started moving into a new apartment.

(My fiancee's wedding dress also arrived in the mail.)
 
Today I've done absolutely fucking nothing but get hammered and try to convince my fiance to move to Canada. He's never gone out of state so I think I'm gonna have to just drug the guy and abduct him.
 
Today, I printed out multiple Excel pages and fucked up by forgetting to put everything on one-two pages. The professor wouldn't take the assignment unless it was set up that way so I used my break to print out everything right.
 
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For the past few days I've been watching The Outer Veil burst into flames and die. I'm not making a space joke.

Watching a community achieving a self-fulfilled prophecy is pretty fun: I warned those motherfuckers about this Admin being a social engineer but they didn't listen. It's like sweet justice for the ignorant and I am :story: like fuck.

Years ago he was working with me, got drunk and smashed my servers, and created his own. Because I am not a person to burn bridges he and I were still friends. The Admin decided months ago to 'help' recreate the cult-favorite game with other fans from other gaming communities, the Exiled Admin got a hold of lead server design and jumped ship and refashioned his teamspeak to be their workplace.

Skip a few months towards yesterday.

He banned a cornerstone programmer on a personal whim who had been his Canadian 'friend' for years he doesn't lick his ballsack the right way or something. So the project leaders and other volunteers have a talk with him saying it was bad judgement, he used his personal opinion and permabans on people to ban 2/3rds of the community most because "they were Canadian and would bitch" and after the top-lead got whiff of it he deleted his sever and unfriended everyone on Steam - all 100 of us.

The Admin's glorious breakdown all those years ago started when he was cucking a fat woman until her husband chased him out of his house.

Through the magic of Disney I have contacted him and did my justice and I am currently waiting for a reply.

I hope you like the way your project crashes and burns, Caboose. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm so sorry Deathwyrm and Riddley that you both had to get involved. :semperfidelis:
 
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I was gardening today. I cleaned out the dead leaves stuck between the branches of the overgrown minirose bush that I haven't pruned as often as I should. While raking out the leaves I found a snake. At first I thought it was an oversized gray worm. But I caught it and released it into the backyard, near the mulberry tree I planted last year.
 
Today I wrecked the woodpile in my backyard. There is a rabbit (Stewart) that hides under it, then eats my shit. So I'm going to trap and remove Stewart humanely. Or eat him. I haven't decided.

Stewart also had a Stewart Little. That means there are many Stewart Littles.

Today I have declared war.

edit: The trap is set.
 
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I spent some time cleaning up an apartment that someone I know is moving out of. Honestly wished the room mate of said apartment would get her stuff out since it has to be empty by this Sunday. I also finished and uploaded a couple slideshow videos (just images that show cringe of weebs and furries) I made for my YouTube.
 
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