Todd In The Shadows

Is Todd In The Shadows a lolcow?

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Oh neat a Pat crossover. He's cool. I can't stand Todd's cohost, so not listening to the ep, but surely this means we can get him on a Trainwreckords or something.
 
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This guy's Mission Earth video is pretty good. I had unironically liked the album years before he made that video, but at some point the YT rips got copyclaimed by "Church of Spiritual Technology" (even though they seem to have been uploaded by a Scientologist), so I'm glad he prompted the album to be reuploaded. Scientology is probably embarrassed by this album because Ron Miscavige played the trumpet in Bang Bang. The books are utter excrement, though, mainly because they have way too many sex scenes and the sex scenes are super disgusting. I'm surprised Scientology allowed that to be published since they've gone to great lengths to hide Hubbard's pulp erotica. I guess they needed all the padding possible, and they know no Scientologist will read it all unless they're brainwashed enough to uncritically praise it. By the way, the sex stuff is padding since the first book has several paragraphs describing the protagonist's penis, all while the book rants about how evil homosexuals are taking over the world and the entire series ends with the narrator becoming a homosexual predator after getting exposed to psychiatry.
 
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UnKillShredDur said:
I wouldn't call either of those my favorite song, or even close really, but they both are leagues above the mumble rap garbage I've heard him praise, so I am highly dubious of his opinion here.
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Please excuse my autistic alternative/grunge rock obsession in advance. "Machinehead" was from Bush's debut album, which had about 4 or 5 singles that were constantly on air. There isn't much to make it stand out from their other songs, except for the catchy guitar riff at the beginning. "Interstate Love Song" was from STP's second album, and they did change up their sound from their debut album. It has a country-meets-alternative sound that, in my opinion, was a far better song and showed how the band could change up their sound and still be enjoyable.

Also, he is turning into a simp for Lamar, bordering on the verge of cuckdom like his obsession with Lindsay.
 
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The Token Ethnic said:
Please excuse my autistic alternative/grunge rock obsession in advance. "Machinehead" was from Bush's debut album, which had about 4 or 5 singles that were constantly on air. There isn't much to make it stand out from their other songs, except for the catchy guitar riff at the beginning. "Interstate Love Song" was from STP's second album, and they did change up their sound from their debut album. It has a country-meets-alternative sound that, in my opinion, was a far better song and showed how the band could change up their sound and still be enjoyable.

Also, he is turning into a simp for Lamar, bordering on the verge of cuckdom like his obsession with Lindsay.
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I'd say he already is a simp for Kenny, I haven't seen him this obsessed with someone since Will Smith, but that was a matter of fascination, not worship.
 
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Todd got mentioned in this viral video

Spring Durango said:
The Rap Critic fucking sucks, because he's always being extremely critical to the best rappers out there (depending on your definition of "best")--such as Drake, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne and most egregiously Eminem. He has such a hate boner for him that some of his "Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard This Month" video have spots reserved for him--some of them in the #1 spot. I just wish one day for the Rap God himself to call him out directly. Like Todd, he always objects to rappers not being vulgar sometimes--like hating "boobs" or minced oaths of "fuck". Who tf cares?? I call him the Anthony Fantano of rap because there are most reviews where he gives them a 0 out of 5. Eminem so far is the only artists whose songs were given no rating and a rating so high it broke the scale ("Venom" and "No Love", respectively). He also does not give a single fuck about his increasingly troubled personal life that is the subject for his songs and albums because according to him, a hardcore rapper being way too personal is uninteresting. That is just fucking evil. Seriously, fuck Daren Jackson, for real.
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the thing that's weird about the rap critic is he gave MMLP2 like a 10/10 but also likes ICP and Hopsin, his taste is all backwards. I'm surprised but not shocked he's now become an Em hater after being a glazer for his mediocrity era. I remember he praised Stressed Out, one of the worst songs ever, by pointing out it had a subverted rhyme as if it was this clever technique and not something Disney films have done for ages

I often feel RC's whole thing is lyrical nitpicks that dont take into account the vibe of the project. Brentalfloss did something similar, as do Mauler ofc for movies
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I don't even like the new shit Eminem has done 2009 onward, but Rap Critic's spergout on the songs that aren't bad (such as the titular Venom single made for the 2018 movie) are just unjustified. And him being upset over Kanye because "he supports Trump and doesn't like people supporting George Floyd. Yikes forever! Not heckin' wholesome, my dudes" is fucking pathetic. Sure, he is the Fantano of all-rap, but I'll say one thing, he doesn't have an amount of shitposting fans, nor ever reviewed a Death Grips album
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That's the thing about Rap Critic and Todd which annoy me, Fantano is annoying af now especially on twitter and has bad takes but he is seeped in music. There are people who have like ten views on youtube who Fantano will have listened to. Todd and RC make it their career to consume exclusively McDonalds, metaphorically, which sure is cute when Reviewbrah does it but it's pure midwittery when when they do it

And yea if you're tut tutting Kanye for his controversial opinions, you're not only an idiot but you're also stupid! Because that's a constant of Kanye's artistic volatility + the guy is actually mentally deranged, he changes his opinions every week
 
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Ninon42 said:
Ah, found the connection. Pat Finnerty isn't just a music YouTuber, he's the founder of the band August is Falling and
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I've had this pissbucket recommended by YT and immediately clocked him as some middling libtard cause the video was "dissecting" Try That in A Small Town aka That Song that Libtards Were Saying Was Really Saying That Black People Will Be Murdered in Small Towns Or Some Insane Shit Like that.
His Wiki page lists that he criticized a song called "emogirl" by Machine Gun Kelly, which is hilarious, cause
It's the same shit to me, but the MGK song is better produced and probably sounds better to the contemporary zoomer listener than his drivel.
 
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