Tom Swift on The CW

[Fat Tub of Lard]

I already had nonexistent expectations for this thing, given I know nothing about the property, but after reading this ass-kissing article, that my interest went from nil to fucking subterranean.

But again, I know jack shit about the books or the property as a whole; I just want to see what people who actually know what the hell they're talking about give some input.

 

[break these cuffs]

Man, I was thinking Jonathan Swift when clicked on this thread.

 

[SiccDicc]

CW stands for Cringe Watching. You watch their shit if you want cringe.

It can also stand for Can't Watch because their shit is that obnoxious.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Phil Swift > Tom Swift