Tomboy Thread - The Ultimate Straight Mans Choice

Ped Xing said:
I married a tomboy. She has long hair. It's not about hair.

It's about having unfeigned contempt for women.
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Me too. My wife has two older brothers, grew up on a farm and hates other women's drama. I'm glad both our kids turned out to be boys and I hardly have to deal with fucking girl drama. I say hardly because tomboys are still women so there's going to be a scattered bit of bullshit.
 
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Never Scored said:
Me too. My wife has two older brothers, grew up on a farm and hates other women's drama. I'm glad both our kids turned out to be boys and I hardly have to deal with fucking girl drama. I say hardly because tomboys are still women so there's going to be a scattered bit of bullshit.
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Broke: A chick who acts helpless and stupid so her dude can feel big and strong.

Woke: A woman who is confident in who she is and what she can do, and never apologizes for that.

Bespoke: A wife who can pull a calf, muck a stable, and smoke a brisket all in the same day, and will not tolerate a husband who can't keep up.
 
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I had a tomboy chick at my workplace. She was short, fat and wore no makeup.
She was into WoW and pen'n'paper RPGs, and as you know, those two fandoms are mostly filled with neckbeards, despite what some people would want you to believe.
 
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A definition I think of when someone mentions tomboys is someone who isn't interested in makeup or "girly" clothes, and likes sterotypically "masculine" things. Be that vidya, sports, hard labor or cars/farmwork/etc., things like that. A tomboy doesn't care about gender stereotypes, they just do what they like. It's a very loose definition though.

As far as hair, short hair isn't a requirement. Someone mentioned in another thread that a common hairstyle is long-ish in a ponytail, because it means not having to go to a salon as often. I'm just talking about my own personal experience as I grew up considering myself a tomboy. And women can be both too; they may like wearing casual clothes and playing sports, but also enjoy dressing up on special occasions. Everyone is different.

I miss that it's becoming a dying breed.
 
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No need to hate. We're just here to appreciate tomboys.

Doctor Placebo said:
Yeah, the tomboy personality type really doesn't lend itself well to cam whoring naturally. To pull it off an e-thot would have to actually have some pretty solid acting and roleplaying talent, and I don't know of a single e-thot who isn't too dumb and/or lazy for that. Most cam whores just act like themselves (vapid, dumb, materialistic narcissists) except that they'll flirt a little with their simps and some of them will occasionally pick up a controller and do some unimpressive vidya playing to get more traffic on Twitch and delude losers into thinking they share common interests. They don't really try to adopt an appealing persona. That's more of a Virtual Streamer thing.
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I think the bigger draw is that e-thots infantalize themselves to garner more attention and money. They make themselves out to be as weak and dependent as possible to draw in men who are looking for someone to save/take care of, so they can feel validated in their existence. It gives them reason a to be, when they have no other purpose in their lives. And they will submit to every request and toss all their money at their preferred titty streamer. If they don't, there's no reason for them to not neck themselves immediately.

A "tomboy" would not be able to capitalize in the same way or to the same scale. However, I think if someone was able to break into the spotlight just enough, they'd be able to make a decent profit. For example, Broxah became popular on Twitch after the BadBunny bullshit months ago (not sure if he was a flash in the pan or is still considered popular to this day). People were genuinely enthralled by an extremely kind man who had a unique hobby. And that hobby was his passion and sole reason for streaming. It was a refreshing site to see on a platform almost solely dedicated to begging/demanding cash and providing no worthwhile content to speak of. I believe that there is a substantial audience that would flock to a woman who doesn't sexualize herself and puts the hobby she's passionate about at the forefront of what she creates. Hell, it wouldn't even need to be a "tomboy" at that rate. Even a girly girl could pull it off under the right circumstances.

Coffee Druid said:
A definition I think of when someone mentions tomboys is someone who isn't interested in makeup or "girly" clothes, and likes sterotypically "masculine" things. Be that vidya, sports, hard labor or cars/farmwork/etc., things like that. A tomboy doesn't care about gender stereotypes, they just do what they like. It's a very loose definition though.

As far as hair, short hair isn't a requirement. Someone mentioned in another thread that a common hairstyle is long-ish in a ponytail, because it means not having to go to a salon as often. I'm just talking about my own personal experience as I grew up considering myself a tomboy. And women can be both too; they may like wearing casual clothes and playing sports, but also enjoy dressing up on special occasions. Everyone is different.

I miss that it's becoming a dying breed.
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I agree with your definition, but I think the appeal of the tomboy is more about attitude than appearance. I think the attraction for tomboys is more of a deep desire for a strong woman. And by that I don't mean domineering. For me, a tomboy is a woman who won't shit herself at the first sign of trouble. A woman who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty and will take responsibility of tough situations. I'd rather have a girlfriend or wife that will back me up in tough times, then turn tail and run.

Now that all that bullshit is out of the way, here's my submissions:
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The best tomboys are noodlers.
 
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Rise said:
No need to hate. We're just here to appreciate tomboys.


I think the bigger draw is that e-thots infantalize themselves to garner more attention and money. They make themselves out to be as weak and dependent as possible to draw in men who are looking for someone to save/take care of, so they can feel validated in their existence. It gives them reason a to be, when they have no other purpose in their lives. And they will submit to every request and toss all their money at their preferred titty streamer. If they don't, there's no reason for them to not neck themselves immediately.

A "tomboy" would not be able to capitalize in the same way or to the same scale. However, I think if someone was able to break into the spotlight just enough, they'd be able to make a decent profit. For example, Broxah became popular on Twitch after the BadBunny bullshit months ago (not sure if he was a flash in the pan or is still considered popular to this day). People were genuinely enthralled by an extremely kind man who had a unique hobby. And that hobby was his passion and sole reason for streaming. It was a refreshing site to see on a platform almost solely dedicated to begging/demanding cash and providing no worthwhile content to speak of. I believe that there is a substantial audience that would flock to a woman who doesn't sexualize herself and puts the hobby she's passionate about at the forefront of what she creates. Hell, it wouldn't even need to be a "tomboy" at that rate. Even a girly girl could pull it off under the right circumstances.


I agree with your definition, but I think the appeal of the tomboy is more about attitude than appearance. I think the attraction for tomboys is more of a deep desire for a strong woman. And by that I don't mean domineering. For me, a tomboy is a woman who won't shit herself at the first sign of trouble. A woman who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty and will take responsibility of tough situations. I'd rather have a girlfriend or wife that will back me up in tough times, then turn tail and run.

Now that all that bullshit is out of the way, here's my submissions:
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The best tomboys are noodlers.
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First one has a YouTube channel. It's pretty interesting if you're either into fishing or simping

Her Channel
 
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Tomboys are for closet homos. Think about it, they act like a dude, have dude interests, and hang out with other dudes.

This means that on some level, the guys that want to fuck tomboys want to fuck a dude.
 
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