Tommie Goes to Kansas?

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Thanks for that awful image in my head Tommy!
She must have a severe head injury to be meeting with him.

 

[CheesyBoy]

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She's "afraid of Covid", but has no problem letting Tommy's dirty ass into her home?

 

[SofondaCox]

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...wh..what's a "material body", and what makes it difficult to hold one together?? Is she a Great Big Fat Person coming apart at the seams?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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So she’s morbidly obese with serious health conditions. Wonder if Tommy was planning to “discover” that she’d “stopped breathing” in the night.

 

[Pepper Jack]

It could be his most entertaining love quest yet.

I wonder where the closest trans-friendly doctor to Eudora is located.

Looks like she's not coming for Tommy tomorrow after all.
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Imagine my shock that she pushed the date back.

 

[awoo]

Tommy's lovequest won't finish that easily

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Eudora is right next to Lawrence, KS which is a hippie college town. It is loaded with trannies and has great funding for LGBT and the homeless, thus many flock there.

 

[Dee Price]

Tom, harvesting lice does not count as a business.

So true he does get millions of back crabs harvest as well.

Seems after toms hair migrated from the head to the back it made a dense forest of hair the back crabs loved and they have really had a population explosion.

 

[discombobulate]

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If the space jews are already on their way to fix up Tommy why wouldn't they fix up his fatty's material body? Hasn't he told her about his being a six-pointed-starchild?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If the space jews are already on their way to fix up Tommy why wouldn't they fix up his fatty's material body? Hasn't he told her about his being a six-pointed-starchild?

A few days before he announced his engagement to this woman who is absolutely the love of his life and not a Russian dude with a crowbar, he was gloating about how we’d all be sorry when the aliens got here. Now, not a word. Almost as if his belief in Spacejewmageddon was just a coping mechanism for a wasted life.

Wonder what he’s going to do next year when the Space Jews haven’t arrived and he realises he’s been catfished. Probably shit himself and do nothing.

 

[repentance]

A few days before he announced his engagement to this woman who is absolutely the love of his life and not a Russian dude with a crowbar, he was gloating about how we’d all be sorry when the aliens got here. Now, not a word. Almost as if his belief in Spacejewmageddon was just a coping mechanism for a wasted life.

Wonder what he’s going to do next year when the Space Jews haven’t arrived and he realises he’s been catfished. Probably shit himself and do nothing.

According to Tommy, Brenda told him that the space jews won't be coming any time soon - even though a week before he was saying that NA elders were saying something significant would happen around the solstice, and Tommy took that to mean the arrival of the space jews.

 

[Anal Cream Pie]

I highly doubt anyone would be attracted to such a disgusting and vile human. Even if said person was attracted to Tommy ( eww) his personality is going to scare them away. It's gotta be a fake profile

 

[repentance]

I highly doubt anyone would be attracted to such a disgusting and vile human. Even if said person was attracted to Tommy ( eww) his personality is going to scare them away. It's gotta be a fake profile

She is a real person who is as much of a kook as Tommy.

 

[BigTodd]

His betrothed may have actually murdered him already.

 

[awoo]

She is a real person who is as much of a kook as Tommy.

dedicated thread coming soon?

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Tom's lack of bragging in recent days probably indicates that whatever drugs Brenda was taking have clearly worn off. I doubt we will hear about this again.

 

[AnOminous]

Another saga dies aborning.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

She is a real person who is as much of a kook as Tommy.

It was probably just another situation like Robert, only this one died before Tommy could say, "I'll put my face between your legs if you let me wear your dead mother's clothes."

 

[naught]

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'You don't understand my gf lives in a different state, no I don't have any proof of their existence.'

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is Kansas the new Canada when it comes to fictional online signficant others?