Tommy Inheritance-To-Broke Prediction Thread - 200K to 0 in record speed

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How long will the money last?

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Tommy recently has inherited 200K dollars. As all things in this entire sub-forum point to, there is absolutely no way he will do anything but waste it all, even with it very much being the last time he will ever own a large chunk of cash, in a hilariously short amount of time. But I think it's also a nice little guessing game to take a shot at "how short" this smug arc will last.

I personally think he will blow through most of it within 6 months, as the man is already bragging about making new purchases, like a PT Cruiser, making offers to pay of some family's mortgage, and even trying to literally BUY Facebook friends.
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As far as I'm concerned, these kind of posts will take up the incoming months as Tommy is a complete moron who has lived in the lowest income bracket his entire adult life. What do you guys think, will he go broke sooner or later?
 
Wait so his inheritance is actually real and he got 200 fucking grand off of it? Rate me late if necessary cause the threads are constantly shifting and it can be tricky to keep track of. If this is real my first thoughts are how in the fuck did they let a senile dog fucking pedophile caper off with that much of the inheritance?
 
He should use that $200 grand to buy some industrial dumpsters for his hoard but maybe I’m being :optimistic:
 
RembrandtCourage said:
Wait so his inheritance is actually real and he got 200 fucking grand off of it? Rate me late if necessary cause the threads are constantly shifting and it can be tricky to keep track of. If this is real my first thoughts are how in the fuck did they let a senile dog fucking pedophile caper off with that much of the inheritance?
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lol it took me a bit to take it in too dude.
 
Thomas could also be lying so he can feel better about himself. His own father didn't even leave him that much and seemed like she cared more about her grand children than the hobo.
 
I suspect that Thomas Wasserberg, who sexually assaulted a minor and dog (acts for which he has never felt remorse), will exhaust his inheritance in approximately 8 months.
 
From what Tom has said it's not just a check for 200k, half is in a mutual fund and the other is a 401k account. So alter your projections based on that information. Furthermore he's said he will have access to it round February.
 
His plans for leaving the money from his parents untouched depend on him bringing in substantial amounts from his other ventures (he's talking about earning 40k from the gem shows). I doubt that will happen.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
From what Tom has said it's not just a check for 200k, half is in a mutual fund and the other is a 401k account. So alter your projections based on that information. Furthermore he's said he will have access to it round February.
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Money in tooter's hand is money in tooter's hand, I retain the same prediction. Though I will add I feel there's always a possibility for him to fuck things up before even getting it.
 
Of course you’d buy a Pedophile Thomas cruiser. Those are some of the worst cars that have ever produced, for one of the worst humans ever produced
 
Imagine getting a windfall and wasting it on fucking gefilte fish

No one likes gefilte fish, it's just something eaten at Passover out of tradition. Not one person actually enjoys it.

Of course, Tommy isn't a person. He is a molester of children and dogs.
 
A fool and his money are soon parted.

He will probably spend it all on drugs, placebos and other frivolous things.

But hey, anything can happen...
 
I put 4 - 6. But only because he has to wait till Feb to get access.

He is going to white nigger away his mothers money, good news is I think he will find a way to get trouble with the money before loosing it all.
 
It's tough to tell because I think one of his major expenditures will be giving money to freeloaders to buy their approval, so how quickly he goes broke will depend a lot on on the skill level of the leeches and con men that notice him.

If he just ends up dealing with garden variety bums it might be 4 to 6 months, but if he comes into contact with someone who's an even somewhat competent scam artist, with his combination of below average intellect and delusions of grandeur they could have him effectively emptied out within weeks.

Idk, assuming everything he's saying is true (which would be weird for Tom, but still) I'm really hoping he spends it on some ridiculous business venture that goes up in flames rather than getting scammed or just spending it on drugs and stupid shit. You have 200k to make people laugh Tom, don't let us down.
 
3.5 months , blowing it on ditchweed, a grifting lawyer , and a handful of horns.
 
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