Tommy Tooter Facebook Megathread Extravaganza! - Oh, Tom!

[Tragi-Chan]

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I'll just leave this here.

“Phallophobia?” No, Tom, lesbians just don’t want to bang toothless old men who smell of shit.

 

[repentance]

The irony.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

SuzyQ: I've recently came out as a lesbian and it's hard because I have a 6 month old

Tom: is she single?

Facebook: you are now blocked from commenting

Tom: I DID NOTHING WRONG!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tom fantasizes that he's one of those women that shops at Anthropologie wearing Free People, and stops at the side of the road to pick up a crusty old pigeon feather thinking they've just had some earth shattering revalation. When in reality, he's a disgusting old man, who never bathes, preys on men & women, and has the fashion sense of a 5-year-old living an pot-apocolyptic wasteland.

 

[Dee Price]

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Tom fantasizes that he's one of those women that shops at Anthropologie wearing Free People, and stops at the side of the road to pick up a crusty old pigeon feather thinking they've just had some earth shattering revalation. When in reality, he's a disgusting old man, who never bathes, preys on men & women, and has the fashion sense of a 5-year-old living an pot-apocolyptic wasteland.

Gross all I see is dirty fingers and those horrible dirty finger nails. Tom is one dirty unclean foul man.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

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Tom fantasizes that he's one of those women that shops at Anthropologie wearing Free People, and stops at the side of the road to pick up a crusty old pigeon feather thinking they've just had some earth shattering revalation. When in reality, he's a disgusting old man, who never bathes, preys on men & women, and has the fashion sense of a 5-year-old living an pot-apocolyptic wasteland.

It means that you frighten animals and or that the bird was trying to shit on you and missed.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Okay, totem animal people. What does it mean when rodent droppings cover your entire floor right in front of you?

 

[Postal_Rat]

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Tom fantasizes that he's one of those women that shops at Anthropologie wearing Free People, and stops at the side of the road to pick up a crusty old pigeon feather thinking they've just had some earth shattering revalation. When in reality, he's a disgusting old man, who never bathes, preys on men & women, and has the fashion sense of a 5-year-old living an pot-apocolyptic wasteland.

It means don't touch it fuck head pigeons are basically rats with wings which I suppose does make them superior to Tom what with them being capable of flight and being unable to molest dogs and/or children

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It means don't touch it fuck head pigeons are basically rats with wings which I suppose does make them superior to Tom what with them being capable of flight and being unable to molest dogs and/or children

Tom is probably safe from most kinds of bird-borne parasites, if only because decades of turf wars have rendered the ones already in residence more than capable of seeing the invaders off.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Insanely jealous". Tom still thinks his is hair is going to grow back.

 

[AnOminous]

When in reality, he's a disgusting old man, who never bathes, preys on men & women, and has the fashion sense of a 5-year-old living an pot-apocolyptic wasteland.

Trim your nails and wash your hands you disgusting squalid old sex predator.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His hair is about as stiff as hay and about as brittle as his mother's spine.

Tommy: The Final Frontier!
Its continuing mission: to explore strange new smells, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man, woman, or child has gone willingly before.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

His hair is about as stiff as hay and about as brittle as his mother's spine.
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Tommy: The Final Frontier!
Its continuing mission: to explore strange new smells, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man, woman, or child has gone willingly before.

12 likes.

I thought Tom said he had thousands of people who read his posts and love him.

 

[Dee Price]

12 likes.

I thought Tom said he had thousands of people who read his posts and love him.

He does say that. and that he is a well known indie artist and advocate adored and loved by thousands of people around the world for his art music and information.

All of which we all know is total bullshit delusions in toms tiny brain.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

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"Insanely jealous". Tom still thinks his is hair is going to grow back.

Tom's tatas look like they've been filled out with tissues.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Tom's tatas look like they've been filled out with tissues.

He should never wear a bra period. Sagging breasts look better than his old man chest.

 

[repentance]

lol at Tommy being an absolute grot but vain about being bald.

 

[Cristobal’s Colon]

Mummies have their hair intact. And look better.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Mummies have their hair intact. And look better.

Shrunken heads too.

 

[repentance]

Tom hasn't posted on Facebook for a few days. Hmmm.