Last time Tom had a funny farm stay he lost his keys and had to break into his apartment. Then he lost the replacement keys and had to break in again.
He's dived one too many dumpsters, they had to stop him.
Trespassing is the closest he’ll ever come to passing.
His bingo card didn't have him locked up. lol
I can't hardly wait!
Oh hell yeah, I get to hold the sign?
I feel loved!
Thankfully Tom never will because even if someone were to show him a kindness out of pity, he'd feel slighted because they should have done more.
Not to mention the fact that if someone shows him the least bit of pity, he will respond by hideously flirting with them.
I hope someone putting in a French drain or a new driveway took advantage of the opportunity if he did.
And his stone working equipment.
and it will be there when he gets home. Because its worthless
In a perfect, good & just world some homeless craftsman would stumble upon Tom’s discarded tools and use them to pull himself up out of poverty.
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