Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

Glowie said:
I wonder if Thomas thinks that anyone buys his bullshit scams or verbal diarrhea? You know what the saying 'when you lie long enough you will believe your own lies'
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There are people who give him the impression they believe what he says. Those who call him out don't last long.

Tom's now claiming he's been a victim of discrimination and targeted harassment since infancy. It's novel, at least.
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
It probably has to do with that testicular surgery he had as a youth.
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He was the most pabdered to of his siblings, people would've killed for piece of inheritance and possibilities that he wasted for being utterly retarded.

I don't know about Tom if I had that amount of old money, I'd have decent gold savings, real estate and a family.

You know total opposite of Thomas.
 
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repentance said:
There are people who give him the impression they believe what he says. Those who call him out don't last long.

Tom's now claiming he's been a victim of discrimination and targeted harassment since infancy. It's novel, at least.
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God, imagine seeing Baby Tom, having no idea that this innocent little cherub would grow up to be a useless, jobless, worthless old pedo dogfucking junkie. And that the pants-shitting would only get worse.
 
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repentance said:
There are people who give him the impression they believe what he says. Those who call him out don't last long.
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Everything never last long, as literally everybody would refuse to trust that abomination of a subhuman scum that is Thomas himself. Not even the wokest of all woke activist would even trust whatever bullshit he babbles about.
repentance said:
Tom's now claiming he's been a victim of discrimination and targeted harassment since infancy. It's novel, at least.
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No shit, Thomas.
 
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Consider Lizärds said:
Seeing as Tommy's Youtube is dead right now, here's some quick maths. Remember, Thomm is a VERY IMPORTANT< INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNISED figure.

Subscribers: 540
Number of videos on channel: 935
Total channel views: 131,338
Average views per video: 140.5
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This single thread alone has over 15 times as many views as Tom's Youtube vomitorium. Dee's thread has nearly triple the views, making Dee closer to being INTERNATIONALLY REGOGNIZED than Tom Pooper ever will be.

Here it is, Tom: hard, quantifiable proof that you're many, many, many times more renowned for being an internet laughingstock and dogfucking pedophile than anything else. This thread is your only legacy. It will be introducing you to new people long after your final tardwrangling, unnoticed death in some state institution, and the deletion of your sad, dead little Youtube channel. Happy day!
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
God, imagine seeing Baby Tom, having no idea that this innocent little cherub would grow up to be a useless, jobless, worthless old pedo dogfucking junkie. And that the pants-shitting would only get worse.
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Sgt. Hartman would say to Tom, "Did your parents have any children that lived? I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

I know, EVERYONE has seen Full Metal Jacket by now...but it was too good to pass up!!
 
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ObservingTheMadness said:
Sgt. Hartman would say to Tom, "Did your parents have any children that lived? I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

I know, EVERYONE has seen Full Metal Jacket by now...but it was too good to pass up!!
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Tom would die on the first attempt at the assault course.

If he somehow makes it to Nam, ten dorrah wouldn’t buy him sucky sucky or fucky fucky.

His bunkmates would frag him or just let him fall to his death in a pit trap.
 
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Consider Lizärds said:
Seeing as Tommy's Youtube is dead right now, here's some quick maths. Remember, Thomm is a VERY IMPORTANT< INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNISED figure.

Subscribers: 540
Number of videos on channel: 935
Total channel views: 131,338
Average views per video: 140.5
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Don't forget his 444 Facebook followers.
 
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Consider Lizärds said:
I'm not sure in which language maestro means 'objectively shit', but I'll keep looking.
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I hope he isn't referring to his brutal buttfucking of Baker Street, because that was neither passionate nor was there any correct notes being played. It also still baffles me that this retard is about 130 years old and seemingly had never heard the song before, who the fuck has never heard Baker Street?
 
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Consider Lizärds said:
I'm not sure in which language maestro means 'objectively shit', but I'll keep looking.
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“I think Tom is a maestro.” - no one in the entire universe. Seriously, imagine being such a narcissist that you quote yourself.

Anyone with actual talent knows that if you’re going to break the rules, you have to have actual skills to begin with. Otherwise, you don’t know what works and how, and your creative endeavours will just be shit. Fat Boy has no technical competence, and that’s why all his music sounds like a cow being raped.
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If Tom stepped on to the stage, people would feel a sense of curiosity, then amusement, then horror, then disgust.
 
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