Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[Unabomber Eleven]

It's quite obvious that Tom doesn't actually like music, he just likes the image that being street musician generates in his counterculture obsessed dementia riddled mind.

All jokes aside, I think you’re on to something here….

I recently grabbed a bunch of still frames from his YouTube videos where he’s playing recorder or saxophone for my nefarious photoshopping purposes, and I noticed his expressions and movements were a bit off….the Uncanny Concert-hall, if you will…

First off, Tommy’s expressions and movements are exaggerated, forced and disingenuous. The overall feeling I’m left with is that he’s always in his head thinking “passionate artists that are really good do XYZ, gotta remember to do XYZ”…. What he doesn’t seem to understand is that XYZ happens spontaneously and as like a side effect of being in the “flow” and full of intensity in the moment. When you mimic that, it looks shallow and performative, like Tommy does. Tommy doesn’t lose himself in the music because he’s too busy looking like he’s losing himself in the music… Making a face that looks like you’re reaching into your soul doesn’t mean that you are and won’t make you play any better.

Secondly, and before anyone says he’s just being “his version of passionate” or whatever, the microexpressions he’s exhibiting are not those of rapture…. He looks like he’s either constipated, angry or over it (why not all three?), and it contributes to the uninspiring performance he delivers. His off-timed and overdone mannerisms make it look like he’s either trying to aggressively eat or bite his instrument as well, which is honestly fucking hilarious….


This is the closest I’ve seen on Tommy’s face to “passionate artist face”, but it still looks a bit peeved and only lasted a moment…

Examples:









(This one’s my fucking favorite because he looks like an actual goblin)


Even Mick Fleetwood, with his crazy faces, always looks like he’s having a good time.





And I think @Mellow Malevolent is right on the money here, that Tommy is just doing this to relate to or fit in with the underground/counterculture scene he so desperately wants to be a part of

ETA: I’ve also noticed that Tommy often has the mouthpiece/reed of his instruments off to the side instead of dead center. Not only is it incorrect embouchure, (yeah I played clarinet as a kid, wanna fight?), but it might indicate his teeth/gums are bothering him. Knowing Tommy, he probably never learned correct technique because that’s probably too square and mainstream for him…

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

During one of his streams about four (I think?) years back, I mentioned Van Der Graaf Generator's 23 minute epic "A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers", which is basically the final boss of 1970s pretentious prog rock epics. I figured a person who claims to be as musically literate as him surely would know of Peter Hammill. Hell, I wouldn't argue that I'm musically literate- I just fell down the prog rock rabbit hole and grew to listen to a lot of pretentious shit that I like.

He just mentioned the name of it and stared at it like a slack jawed retared before continuing to play cacophonous noise on his horn.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

We could contain him to a single thread. Brad Watson is an example of a cow who's contained to one thread. The board was originally opened to corral Thomas and one or two other tards who orbited him, as well as contain the various antics he gets up to over the course of a year. The big reason it hasn't been closed is because Thomas wants it to be closed, and Null doesn't want to hand him that win.

Things in the tooterverse just got interesting again.
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Rapa River starts in a week, so the 14 day deadline is going to be interesting.

Respectfully, the dearth of Thomas content is quite severe ... the redundancy of discussing Tom's latest police department visit both in its own dedicated thread and in this megathread suggests that the megathread alone would suffice.

 

[repentance]

Respectfully, the dearth of Thomas content is quite severe ... the redundancy of discussing Tom's latest police department visit both in its own dedicated thread and in this megathread suggests that the megathread alone would suffice

It's only been a few weeks since his last burst of entertaining behaviour, but we could definitely do without a dedicated forum.

A megathread would prevent Tom from starting threads, which is a worthy goal in itself.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

It's only been a few weeks since his last burst of entertaining behaviour, but we could definitely do without a dedicated forum.

A megathread would prevent Tom from starting threads, which is a worthy goal in itself.

He just doesn't have the stamina. The udders are chafed and bleeding. Sometimes, the Pasture is the kindest place; other times, the Knacker is the best fate for which a sinewy old steer can hope! See Tom, I honored your fake gender identity by making you a steer that has udders.

 

[Maurice Maine]

Posted May 16, 2016.

Why the fuck are you still here, Tom?

Unbelievable how it was 7 years ago... I miss shadilay, guys.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Posted May 16, 2016.

Why the fuck are you still here, Tom?

Tom has no real friends or social interaction outside of here and amb. Even when he claimed he was going to kill himself, nobody reached out to him

 

[AnOminous]

Tom does both kinds of mistakes constantly. I don't think he's ever played a piece that I've heard that I would even describe as close to feeling like it should. He literally never has anything identifiable as a melody, at least not until you listen to it a few times to try and really figure out what he's butchering.

He's also so retarded he doesn't even recognize his mistakes. He actually thinks he plays well even though there are children who play better than the massacres he commits. Even someone like Kenny G can entertain an audience, even if it has to be an audience of absolute plebs.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Dirty little dumpster-gremlin is trying to dox a native family with kids and a elderly grandmother. I hope they ripped him off real good, he deserves it for prancing around pretending to be an indigenous elder while actually being a racist piece of shit.

 

[$hakerattle]

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Dirty little dumpster-gremlin is trying to dox a native family with kids and a elderly grandmother. I hope they ripped him off real good, he deserves it for prancing around pretending to be an indigenous elder while actually being a racist piece of shit.

But I thought all true and honest injuns viewed Tommie as one of their tribe (because there are definitely not multiple tribes)? How could they be scammers? Why would they do this to a stunning and brave indigenous two spirit

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

But I thought all true and honest injuns viewed Tommie as one of their tribe (because there are definitely not multiple tribes)? How could they be scammers? Why would they do this to a stunning and brave indigenous two spirit

He probably offered them filth-crusted blankets and cigarette butt tobacco as a potlach gift to "hire" them.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Dirty little dumpster-gremlin is trying to dox a native family with kids and a elderly grandmother. I hope they ripped him off real good, he deserves it for prancing around pretending to be an indigenous elder while actually being a racist piece of shit.

He said they didn't take much money from him. Probably because Tom has no money to take since he lost his inheritance

 

[blablabla]

Thomas needs to be murdered

 

[repentance]

He said they didn't take much money from him. Probably because Tom has no money to take since he lost his inheritance

He also said this, though

A fair bit of money, very little money, who knows?

 

[Baguette Child]

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Dirty little dumpster-gremlin is trying to dox a native family with kids and a elderly grandmother. I hope they ripped him off real good, he deserves it for prancing around pretending to be an indigenous elder while actually being a racist piece of shit.

Thomas has this unique ability to find new levels of asshattery to sink down to, everytime I start to think he's slowing down and we've got a good grasp of his fucked up behaviours. It's uncanny really.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Thomas has this unique ability to find new levels of asshattery to sink down to, everytime I start to think he's slowing down and we've got a good grasp of his fucked up behaviours. It's uncanny really.

There is no low Thomas will not go to. I wouldn't be surprised if he starts sharting on the cars of "transphobes."

 

[The I Scream Man]

"W-wishing harm on me is MOST LIKELY GOING TO COME BACK ON YOU!!!!!" a shriveled pathetic little pedo animal abuser says, sobbing gently

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Dirty little dumpster-gremlin is trying to dox a native family with kids and an elderly grandmother. I hope they ripped him off real good, he deserves it for prancing around pretending to be an indigenous elder while actually being a racist piece of shit.

I like how he refers to everyone by their minority status like the coloniser he is. Bonus points for being a gay man in denial who talks about “the queers.”

He also said this, though
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A fair bit of money, very little money, who knows?

Lol, when exactly has wishing harm on this wizened old goblin come back on anyone? Why would it? On Earth, no one likes him. And on a cosmic level, no divine entity will leap to the defence of a horrible hate-filled old man who contributes nothing.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I like how he refers to everyone by their minority status like the coloniser he is. Bonus points for being a gay man in denial who talks about “the queers.”

I find it all quite hilarious. He's spent a year insulting me for being a "faggot apple" and a "creepy colonized cree", and now it's fags and first nations people who have apparently ripped him off the most according to him.

Makes the second part of your post even better, it's like the universe is cosmically, karmically, and comically fucking with him in the best possible way.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He also said this, though
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A fair bit of money, very little money, who knows?

I don't know about that Thomas. The last person who wished me death and I offered to fight them, killed themselves out of shame for being with a useless woman that could only give birth to crotch goblins. I think any supposed curse you want to place on us you will find will just bounce off and affect you.