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Christ, his enablers are worse than he is.
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Agreed. However recently one of his closest "friends" cut all contact with him when she moved house, probably from the embarrassment of this moment on livestream.
3:40:22 was probably the first and last time Tommy will ever get to see a vagina IRL.
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How have you not posted the BEST TommyNC2010 video?
Never forget to be all you can be, Kiwis.
Never forget to be all you can be, Kiwis.
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I love it when his meds kick in. I can see why that guy Hamza hangs out with him for moments like this.
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Okay, I really get agitated with Nice Guys/Neckbeards in general, but I really hate it when they preach on their uneducated opinions of women in abusive relationships. It's like the frog in boiling water analogy; if some dickbag was abusive week 1 of dating, you'd bet she'd dump him. It's a different story once you've been Stockholm'd to him, or if there are other factors like finances, kids, etc. that prevent someone from leaving. It's kind of like the people that tell depressed folks, "Just go outside more.
)" It means well, but it does nothing to help those people in that situation. However, he makes up for it by getting rekt in that Tommy Talks. This guy is entertaining for all the wrong reasons.
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Why can't he act like this more often? He almost seems normal when he's not wearing the fedora suit shouting about positivity all the time.
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I am not seeing much potential here.
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He streams himself sleeping...
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As possibly the most avid Tommy fan in America, I can say with confidence that he is worth watching. He won't show up here to sperg because he can't read, but he is as prolific as he is fascinating. I repeat, Tommy cannot read. He can sort of learn the symbols for letters and words through context, but he quickly forgets them due to a permanent learning disability. As such, most of his uploads are handled by a team of "producers," semi-benign weens he met at some point who took a liking to his fucking weirdness, and basically coaxed him into his fame sometime around 2010. As with all of us Tommyheads, the producers want Tommy to thrive in the environment they helped create for him, because he has shown to increase in oddness as he ages.
Now, an interesting aspect of Tommy to keep in mind for future viewings, chiefly to curtail any feelings that this manipulation is cruel: Tommy seems to enjoy some form of immunity to embarrassment. He lacks the faculties, somewhere, somehow, to see himself as an outsider. He knows he's a little "unique," and that people don't understand him sometimes, but he never fully grasps why. As a person, he is truly an island; He loves and accepts himself 100%, and that's good enough for him. For reference, see this sample of his musical stylings, a LIVE performance as his gangsta rap persona, "Funktaculis."
(If you want more Funktaculis, and I know you want as much as Tommy can give, check out his ReverbNation here: https://www.reverbnation.com/funktaculis )
Tosh only skimmed the surface of our boy Tommy. I highly recommend watching his MADE episode on MTV's website for a really great look at his character (linked in the OP post), and please keep in mind that even after all the emotional turmoil he experienced during filming, most of it brought on by MTV's top-notch goading, he normalized almost immediately and carried on making weird nonsense for Youtube.
Now, an interesting aspect of Tommy to keep in mind for future viewings, chiefly to curtail any feelings that this manipulation is cruel: Tommy seems to enjoy some form of immunity to embarrassment. He lacks the faculties, somewhere, somehow, to see himself as an outsider. He knows he's a little "unique," and that people don't understand him sometimes, but he never fully grasps why. As a person, he is truly an island; He loves and accepts himself 100%, and that's good enough for him. For reference, see this sample of his musical stylings, a LIVE performance as his gangsta rap persona, "Funktaculis."
(If you want more Funktaculis, and I know you want as much as Tommy can give, check out his ReverbNation here: https://www.reverbnation.com/funktaculis )
Tosh only skimmed the surface of our boy Tommy. I highly recommend watching his MADE episode on MTV's website for a really great look at his character (linked in the OP post), and please keep in mind that even after all the emotional turmoil he experienced during filming, most of it brought on by MTV's top-notch goading, he normalized almost immediately and carried on making weird nonsense for Youtube.
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Sorry for the double-post, but it's time for a brand new video whether you want it or not!
Selected quotes:
"Loads and loads of scum, different pakes (?) of drama, stacking up on top of each other, BUILDING UP, until it SCREECHES outta the butthole!"
(in a wrestler voice) - "In this country... WE! HAVE! BECOME! DANDELIONS! Ok, I stand- I said it here, I'm not afraid to say it."
"It's getting dark right now, really dark, because it's winter-time, and it's- The leaves are falling! I'm in Central Florida right now, so I weigh- my grandfather passed away, yes, may he rest in peace!" *wet sickly cough*
Today, a flustered Tommy tries to talk about censorship, maybe. It's unclear. He's winded, walking around some field, wearing his best offbrand suit-tie-hat combo, yelling incoherent spittle while the sun sets. Tommy's grandpa has passed away, and we can expect some sort of fumbling creepy tribute in Video Blog 94.
Chris Pirillo appears at the end to look nerdy and keep us on the inside fact.
Selected quotes:
"Loads and loads of scum, different pakes (?) of drama, stacking up on top of each other, BUILDING UP, until it SCREECHES outta the butthole!"
(in a wrestler voice) - "In this country... WE! HAVE! BECOME! DANDELIONS! Ok, I stand- I said it here, I'm not afraid to say it."
"It's getting dark right now, really dark, because it's winter-time, and it's- The leaves are falling! I'm in Central Florida right now, so I weigh- my grandfather passed away, yes, may he rest in peace!" *wet sickly cough*
Today, a flustered Tommy tries to talk about censorship, maybe. It's unclear. He's winded, walking around some field, wearing his best offbrand suit-tie-hat combo, yelling incoherent spittle while the sun sets. Tommy's grandpa has passed away, and we can expect some sort of fumbling creepy tribute in Video Blog 94.
Chris Pirillo appears at the end to look nerdy and keep us on the inside fact.
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I've heard of things like bird's nest cam, puppy cam even sea turtle cam but now get ready for the excitement of... SLEEP CAM
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Tommy Vlog 94 just hit Youtube, and it's really the tip of the top.
Features Tommy on Halloween dressed up as the worst Sting ever, as well as an EXCLUSIVE tour of Church Street. Post-Halloween, we get a teary-eyed report that Grandpa NC2010 has passed away, and a clip show consisting of one photo shown onscreen for five seconds.
He does legit cry about his grandfather's passing. Tommy fumbling through a weird autistic eulogy pulls my heartstrings, even though he accidentally makes the whole thing about himself. And mentions his Patreon. And sticks the camera up his nose.
Moment of silence.
Quotes:
(Dressed as Dracula, standing in a corner of his room with the lights off) - "It's an interesting path that you do here on Youtube, but you have to stay strong."
(Wearing a bowler hat, almost crying) - "I had one conversation with the man, and he uh- My grandfather had asbestos of the lungs."
(Still wearing the bowler hat, pretty much crying, very sniffly) - "Rest in peaths, Gene Washburn."
(Blubbering, bowler hat) - "As Jack Nicholson says, 'The wheels on the bus go round and round, and-' No no waitaminute, sorry. 'We live, we die, the wheels on the bus go round and round,' as Jack Nicholson say, quoted from... Uhh I say this all the time but..." *trails off into something else*
(Hat, crying, etc.) - "I'm gonna take a few time maybe some time off from- *swallows* I'll think about it. I may take some time away from Youtube, a little bit, just to respect him."
Features Tommy on Halloween dressed up as the worst Sting ever, as well as an EXCLUSIVE tour of Church Street. Post-Halloween, we get a teary-eyed report that Grandpa NC2010 has passed away, and a clip show consisting of one photo shown onscreen for five seconds.
He does legit cry about his grandfather's passing. Tommy fumbling through a weird autistic eulogy pulls my heartstrings, even though he accidentally makes the whole thing about himself. And mentions his Patreon. And sticks the camera up his nose.
Moment of silence.
Quotes:
(Dressed as Dracula, standing in a corner of his room with the lights off) - "It's an interesting path that you do here on Youtube, but you have to stay strong."
(Wearing a bowler hat, almost crying) - "I had one conversation with the man, and he uh- My grandfather had asbestos of the lungs."
(Still wearing the bowler hat, pretty much crying, very sniffly) - "Rest in peaths, Gene Washburn."
(Blubbering, bowler hat) - "As Jack Nicholson says, 'The wheels on the bus go round and round, and-' No no waitaminute, sorry. 'We live, we die, the wheels on the bus go round and round,' as Jack Nicholson say, quoted from... Uhh I say this all the time but..." *trails off into something else*
(Hat, crying, etc.) - "I'm gonna take a few time maybe some time off from- *swallows* I'll think about it. I may take some time away from Youtube, a little bit, just to respect him."
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No one here has yet posted what I personally consider to be his cringiest video:
He opens with an intro... You can skip that part if you wish.
At 5:34 he begins filming a random open mic comedian. You can hear his laughter... It's so loud and inappropriate at times. You can tell that he doesn't understand the very nature of humor; he laughs at the completely wrong times. For those of you who are not familiar with the amateur comedy scene, filming peoples' acts is a CARDINAL SIN. You absolutely cannot do that to a comedian, ESPECIALLY at an open mic, when they are trying out new material that they know is likely to bomb.
The woman he's filming hears his maniacal laughter and then notices he's filming her at 6:45 and calls him out for it. The interaction is so cringy, but she handles it pretty well. He DOESN'T STOP until she expresses her discomfort multiple times.
He continues filming every comedian who goes up, and gets called out at again at 14:13. Then, we get to the gold of the video. Tommy begins his performance at 14:16. You seriously need to watch this.
Holy wow, it's cringy. Every single "joke" falls flat. He clearly does not understand even the fundamentals of stand-up comedy.
"So... Obviously you're not laughing at that!" Nice transition.
He starts having what literally looks like an emotional breakdown on stage. Look at his face! Wow, forty seconds of complete silence. There has not yet been even a SINGLE courtesy laugh - something fellow stand-ups are usually more than willing to provide, given that you haven't completely alienated yourself from them by filming them against their will.
He does an impression of a woman who's about to raped that is in the poorest possible taste. Legitimately uncomfortable to watch.
"One thing that's interesting is you can put anything in the microwave besides spoons and tinfoil." That's not exactly a great premise, bud. And now the "physical comedy" begins. The sound effects! Oh my God. What even is this bit? What is he enacting?
DEAFENING SILENCE. This bit about Superman, it's completely pointless and goes nowhere. He's just rambling. Some token joke about Batman/Robin being gay... And now he starts doing (horrible) impressions. They aren't even jokes. He's just doing (very common) impressions, poorly.
And then he plugs his YouTube channel and scampers away.
He goes back to filming another comedian. Stopped watching at this point but I'm sure there's plenty of more cringe in the rest of the video. He is completely oblivious. The least socially aware human being I've ever seen.
EDIT: Just found out he has more stand-up here. Gonna watch now and live-react.
He comes onstage with a megaphone for a prop... Yikes. First bit indicates that he doesn't understand what Viagra is or does. He seems to think it's for making your dick bigger?
He seems to have some of his friends planted in the audience this time, which actually assures it won't be as cringy because they are laughing (seems like they're laughing AT him, not with him... but yeah).
Publicly announces he's a virgin and gets some applause. Claims women can "smell" his virginity; this is a valid comedic premise, actually.
His friends start telling him to "do the weed joke." They are clearly only here because they are ween'ing him. "The weed joke" is just a story about how his friend drops a joint and sets his dick on fire.
He talks about a hypothetical app that teaches you how to give a blowjob. Bizarre.
"I am a bit of a celebrity." Nope. Nah. Not at all. This Google+ bit makes absolutely no sense. So disjointed and nonsensical. When he leaves the stage I get the impression that the MC is fed up with him/is used to him coming out and ruining shows.
He opens with an intro... You can skip that part if you wish.
At 5:34 he begins filming a random open mic comedian. You can hear his laughter... It's so loud and inappropriate at times. You can tell that he doesn't understand the very nature of humor; he laughs at the completely wrong times. For those of you who are not familiar with the amateur comedy scene, filming peoples' acts is a CARDINAL SIN. You absolutely cannot do that to a comedian, ESPECIALLY at an open mic, when they are trying out new material that they know is likely to bomb.
The woman he's filming hears his maniacal laughter and then notices he's filming her at 6:45 and calls him out for it. The interaction is so cringy, but she handles it pretty well. He DOESN'T STOP until she expresses her discomfort multiple times.
He continues filming every comedian who goes up, and gets called out at again at 14:13. Then, we get to the gold of the video. Tommy begins his performance at 14:16. You seriously need to watch this.
Holy wow, it's cringy. Every single "joke" falls flat. He clearly does not understand even the fundamentals of stand-up comedy.
"So... Obviously you're not laughing at that!" Nice transition.
He starts having what literally looks like an emotional breakdown on stage. Look at his face! Wow, forty seconds of complete silence. There has not yet been even a SINGLE courtesy laugh - something fellow stand-ups are usually more than willing to provide, given that you haven't completely alienated yourself from them by filming them against their will.
He does an impression of a woman who's about to raped that is in the poorest possible taste. Legitimately uncomfortable to watch.
"One thing that's interesting is you can put anything in the microwave besides spoons and tinfoil." That's not exactly a great premise, bud. And now the "physical comedy" begins. The sound effects! Oh my God. What even is this bit? What is he enacting?
DEAFENING SILENCE. This bit about Superman, it's completely pointless and goes nowhere. He's just rambling. Some token joke about Batman/Robin being gay... And now he starts doing (horrible) impressions. They aren't even jokes. He's just doing (very common) impressions, poorly.
And then he plugs his YouTube channel and scampers away.
He goes back to filming another comedian. Stopped watching at this point but I'm sure there's plenty of more cringe in the rest of the video. He is completely oblivious. The least socially aware human being I've ever seen.
EDIT: Just found out he has more stand-up here. Gonna watch now and live-react.
He comes onstage with a megaphone for a prop... Yikes. First bit indicates that he doesn't understand what Viagra is or does. He seems to think it's for making your dick bigger?
He seems to have some of his friends planted in the audience this time, which actually assures it won't be as cringy because they are laughing (seems like they're laughing AT him, not with him... but yeah).
Publicly announces he's a virgin and gets some applause. Claims women can "smell" his virginity; this is a valid comedic premise, actually.
His friends start telling him to "do the weed joke." They are clearly only here because they are ween'ing him. "The weed joke" is just a story about how his friend drops a joint and sets his dick on fire.
He talks about a hypothetical app that teaches you how to give a blowjob. Bizarre.
"I am a bit of a celebrity." Nope. Nah. Not at all. This Google+ bit makes absolutely no sense. So disjointed and nonsensical. When he leaves the stage I get the impression that the MC is fed up with him/is used to him coming out and ruining shows.
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New video worth posting:
Tommy shoves a ghost pepper into his mouth, then spends 40 minutes vomiting milk and redrinking it. He attempts to answer fan questions as presented to him by a producer.
Warning: Gross.
Quotes:
*burp*
*gurgle*
(when asked why he keeps drinking spit-up milk) - "Just, I have to. It, my mouth is- My my my whole... thing right here is on fire. My whole chin is on fire right now. "
Tommy shoves a ghost pepper into his mouth, then spends 40 minutes vomiting milk and redrinking it. He attempts to answer fan questions as presented to him by a producer.
Warning: Gross.
Quotes:
*burp*
*gurgle*
(when asked why he keeps drinking spit-up milk) - "Just, I have to. It, my mouth is- My my my whole... thing right here is on fire. My whole chin is on fire right now. "
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I love the way he tries to excuse the camera with "i'm a vlogger" as if that's a common cause people can root for. Like many lolcows, Tommy is so fixated with his obsession that he's completely oblivious to the fact most people don't care.
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One has to wonder why he didn't decide to cut the stream off and come back after he was done barfing because holy hell I watched that on my big screen tv and he keeps looking into the camera to look at his face (I think) and he's just got milk puke dribbling down his chin.
I ate a pepper that I was told was a ghost pepper (I don't think it was) once and my reaction wasn't as violent as his. Are ghost peppers really that bad? They're not even the world's hottest pepper
I ate a pepper that I was told was a ghost pepper (I don't think it was) once and my reaction wasn't as violent as his. Are ghost peppers really that bad? They're not even the world's hottest pepper