I thought Tom would have abandoned his gay little project by now, but he continues to bless the Farms with more content. Today's entry is all about how he came to discover he was a troon, and the fucked up path his life took to get him to where he is today. Here are some of the highlights:
Tom reveals that he's a big crier, but only because his life is so happy! Whatever you say, Tom.
Tom's evidence for being born intersex is that he really, really thinks he might have been!
To the dismay of dogs and children everywhere, this is also the reason for Tom's hypersexuality.
Tom tells us that he was bullied by some based kids in his childhood. If born later, they probably would have been Kiwis.
Tom combines this with his standard weird fantasies about how womanly he is, which is so obviously what caused the bullying.
Tom continues his pedo behavior by touching extensively on how young he and his sister were when they saw gay people kissing for the first time:
In the same vein, we get lots of content about Tom's extensive time spent with sex workers.
The theme of cope throughout the thread continues when Tom discusses how badly his neighbor wanted to have gay sex with him:
The saga of Tom's life begins to wrap up here, but he first reveals that he's been following the stories of a couple of transgender children since childhood, to the surprise of absolutely no one.
Tom also discusses two of his idols, and manages to defame both of them by associating himself with them in any way. Turing served his country in World War 2, Tom! Have you no shame?
Lastly, we get a glimpse of Tom's deluded politics, in which he predicts that 10 Republican Senators will be hauled away in handcuffs for the Capitol riot or some sexual thing or something.
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