TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[LaughingJoke]

Brad has left twitter.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Brad has left twitter.

I feel for the guy but hopefully he'll stop the near daily "Trump is Hitler" bullshit online.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

he'll stop the near daily "Trump is Hitler" bullshit online.

No wonder he was subscribed to Spoony.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Okay but at some point he's going to stop using "muh granma" as an excuse to avoid cutting ties, right?

How is he using his grandmother as an excuse to not cut ties? He isn't making excuses. He's been pretty upfront that he's not going to leave Channel Awesome because he is friends with the Walkers. It's as simple as that. With a couple of major exceptions, most of what is reported in the Change the Channel doc is petty grievances common with most amateur productions.

 

[motherfuckingPIMP]

So let me get this straight Tony lives off a fucking trust fund but has the audacity to make fun of how much money Disneyland cast members make?! And yes you read that right Tony Goldmark back when he was uploading on blip and I believe this may have been on Youtube as well at one point uploaded one of his blooper reels (you know the ones where he proudly includes clips of parents calling him out for swearing in the parks) and in one of the clips he says something along the lines of "and if you're really nice to one of these skippers he'll show you his $200 a week paycheck" and then laughed on screen. How much of a piece of shit could you possibly be to live off a fucking trust fund spending most of your time walking around Disneyland filming with your shitty flip camera and then mock the people who help you enjoy your fucking time at the park? Fuck this guy what a piece of shit.

 

[The Dude]

So let me get this straight Tony lives off a fucking trust fund but has the audacity to make fun of how much money Disneyland cast members make?! And yes you read that right Tony Goldmark back when he was uploading on blip and I believe this may have been on Youtube as well at one point uploaded one of his blooper reels (you know the ones where he proudly includes clips of parents calling him out for swearing in the parks) and in one of the clips he says something along the lines of "and if you're really nice to one of these skippers he'll show you his $200 a week paycheck" and then laughed on screen. How much of a piece of shit could you possibly be to live off a fucking trust fund spending most of your time walking around Disneyland filming with your shitty flip camera and then mock the people who help you enjoy your fucking time at the park? Fuck this guy what a piece of shit.

Self-awareness was never Skidmark's strong suit. Not only that, but he thinks he is above the peons who work the daily grind, such as Disney Parks cast members. Tony is a brilliant intellectual who comes from a wealthy family with ties to the music industry. He even got to work with Weird Al once! Why should the feelings of the wage earners who run the rides and cook the fatty foods he stuffs in his face concern him? He's an internet celebrity! Who...lives off the trust fund his mommy left him. But he's still more important and special than these stupid wage warriors, dammit!

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Back in the 19th Century, Tony would have been packed off on the Grand Tour with all of the other spoilt, useless sons of the wealthy. They'd swan about the ocean liner decks exchanging hilarious banter and attempting to upstage others' finery.

Then Tony would try to upstage them all with his totally brilliant filk of Gilbert and Sullivan. And try to get every one else to join in. And then they'd pick him up, like Wonka's squirrels picked up Veruca, and pitch him overboard in the middle of the Pacific for the benefit of Humanity.

 

[The Dude]

Back in the 19th Century, Tony would have been packed off on the Grand Tour with all of the other spoilt, useless sons of the wealthy. They'd swan about the ocean liner decks exchanging hilarious banter and attempting to upstage others' finery.

Then Tony would try to upstage them all with his totally brilliant filk of Gilbert and Sullivan. And try to get every one else to join in. And then they'd pick him up, like Wonka's squirrels picked up Veruca, and pitch him overboard in the middle of the Pacific for the benefit of Humanity.

Except that Skidmark is Jewish. Going on the Grand Tour was more the kind of recreation of wealthy American and British WASPs. No, back in the 19th and early 20th century, Tony's wealthy Jewish parents would have made him go to university, groomed him to take over the family business, then arranged his marriage to a girl from another wealthy Jewish family for business reasons.

 

[Puddleduck]

Except that Skidmark is Jewish. Going on the Grand Tour was more the kind of recreation of wealthy American and British WASPs. No, back in the 19th and early 20th century, Tony's wealthy Jewish parents would have made him go to university, groomed him to take over the family business, then arranged his marriage to a girl from another wealthy Jewish family for business reasons.

I really don't get how the businesses survive when inherited by useless layabouts. If the running of the business are handed off to managers etc., why wouldn't mommy and daddy do this so they could slob around too?

 

[The Dude]

I really don't get how the businesses survive when inherited by useless layabouts. If the running of the business are handed off to managers etc., why wouldn't mommy and daddy do this so they could slob around too?

Well, growing up in a time period before modern entertainment over-saturation and internet probably would have been a benefit to someone like Tony. Instead of sitting on his ass inside day in/day out watching cartoons and farting around on the internet, he likely would have had constructive things to do and higher expectations of him from his parents. In other words, he likely would have stronger character and better work ethic because that's how things were back then. He wouldn't have been allowed to become a lazy slug, otherwise he'd likely have been disowned by his parents.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Except that Skidmark is Jewish. Going on the Grand Tour was more the kind of recreation of wealthy American and British WASPs. No, back in the 19th and early 20th century, Tony's wealthy Jewish parents would have made him go to university, groomed him to take over the family business, then arranged his marriage to a girl from another wealthy Jewish family for business reasons.

Or committed him to a sanitarium and never speak of him again.

 

[AnOminous]

He wouldn't have been allowed to become a lazy slug, otherwise he'd likely have been disowned by his parents.

No, he'd be what used to be called a remittance man. When wealthy parents had a loser child, they'd basically pay him to go be a loser somewhere else. It was better than the public shame of admitting having a Tony Goldmark in the family, which would be the result of obviously disowning him.

 

[Introvertigo]

So Tony did a video on the Donald Trump version of hall of presidents. And is it me or is Tony slowly becoming one of the kiwifarmers. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xj4SUoEJjq8
Just watch the video, so you can see what i mean.

 

[The Dude]

So Tony did a video on the Donald Trump version of hall of presidents. And is it me or is Tony slowly becoming one of the kiwifarmers. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xj4SUoEJjq8
Just watch the video, so you can see what i mean.

Could someone please give a summary for those of us who wish to avoid looking at Skidmark's fat, smug face and hearing his obnoxious voice?

 

[LaughingJoke]

Could someone please give a summary for those of us who wish to avoid looking at Skidmark's fat, smug face and hearing his obnoxious voice?

Basically it starts off with text saying sometimes when discussing entertainment it gets political so be kind in the comics section its meant to sound like he's being reasonable then unhinged Trump is evil, Trump Supports are Evil, Nazi Ranting, Trump is evil, Disney Normalized Him he should had been a raving lunatic like "in real life", Trump is evil, fuck grandpa's who voted Trump and who was a coal miner and fuck them for not wanting to work a service job yes that trust fund prick says that and fuck their families, Trump is evil, Fuck internet trolls who hate he might mean us, Trump is evil, than a long speech about Republicans stealing the government and you must vote blue, oh and Trump is evil.

 

[Introvertigo]

Basically it starts off with text saying sometimes when discussing entertainment it gets political so be kind in the comics section its meant to sound like he's being reasonable then unhinged Trump is evil, Trump Supports are Evil, Nazi Ranting, Trump is evil, Disney Normalized Him he should had been a raving lunatic like "in real life", Trump is evil, fuck grandpa's who voted Trump and who was a coal miner and fuck them for not wanting to work a service job yes that trust fund prick says that and fuck their families, Trump is evil, Fuck internet trolls who hate he might mean us, Trump is evil, than a long speech about Republicans stealing the government and you must vote blue, oh and Trump is evil.

Yeah, but Tony did say the attraction was okay, even if it had one problem. Also Tony said the KKK was originally created by Democrats, so you can see why he is slowly becoming one of us. He still is a democrat, but one of those days he will fully become one of us.

 

[The Dude]

Basically it starts off with text saying sometimes when discussing entertainment it gets political so be kind in the comics section its meant to sound like he's being reasonable then unhinged Trump is evil, Trump Supports are Evil, Nazi Ranting, Trump is evil, Disney Normalized Him he should had been a raving lunatic like "in real life", Trump is evil, fuck grandpa's who voted Trump and who was a coal miner and fuck them for not wanting to work a service job yes that trust fund prick says that and fuck their families, Trump is evil, Fuck internet trolls who hate he might mean us, Trump is evil, than a long speech about Republicans stealing the government and you must vote blue, oh and Trump is evil.

So Skidmark was being his typical rational, fair, even-tempered, reasonable self then. Honestly, at this point, Tony is becoming a caricature of the rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth, irrational Leftard that irrational Rightards think all Lefties are. His mentality of "I'm right, they're wrong, and anyone who doesn't agree with me is an evil Nazi" has turned him into a joke. Add on top of that everything else that makes him a lolcow and he's just fucking clown shoes, man.

Edit: did he really go off about internet trolls? LOL, what a fat little bitch-baby.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

I made the mistake of watching the video and it's what you would expect, as he regurgitates every left wing talking point he's absorbed from John Oliver and Trevor Noah, screaming to make it """"funny"""", etc. But the most infuriating moment is when he sneers at "your increasingly irrelevant coal miner grandfather who's too proud to get a service job." Those pay very different, and it's very hard to switch careers late in life. But you'd know that if you worked a day in your pathetic life you affluenza-ridden slug-fucker.

 

[LaughingJoke]

So Skidmark was being his typical rational, fair, even-tempered, reasonable self then. Honestly, at this point, Tony is becoming a caricature of the rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth, irrational Leftard that irrational Rightards think all Lefties are. His mentality of "I'm right, they're wrong, and anyone who doesn't agree with me is an evil Nazi" has turned him into a joke. Add on top of that everything else that makes him a lolcow and he's just fucking clown shoes, man.

Edit: did he really go off about internet trolls? LOL, what a fat little bitch-baby.

Yes there is a part where he goes off on Trump supporters like old men/coal workers showing a pic of one and then next Trump supporters he listed was "alt right/Internet trolls who spread hate" with a pic of Pepe the Frog.

 

[The Dude]

Yes there is a part where he goes off on Trump supporters like old men/coal workers showing a pic of one and then next Trump supporters he listed was "alt right/Internet trolls who spread hate" with a pic of Pepe the Frog.

I'll never understand how Leftards like Skidmark believe that the only people who voted for President Trump and Republicans in general were old white people and internet edge lords. If that were the case then Trump wouldn't be in office. Maybe it's some sort of fucktarded defense mechanism to protect their fragile little feelings? Something like "Most young people vote Democrat because I'm young and vote Democrat. That makes us right because we are the brilliant geniuses who are going to change the world!" or some such nonsense? It's like growing up getting participation awards and being told "Eveyone is a winner!" has made their delicate egos unable to cope with losing, so they have to play mental gymnastics just to be able to cope.