TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Robot Holocaust said:
He's already done videos in Universal Studios. Is Six Flags next on his list?
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Tony's way too fat for the rides at Six Flags. Can't see the staff letting him on any of the rides there. I've personally been there, and most of the rides are actual roller coasters, not the typical rides at Disneyland or Universal where they're usually going at a slower pace so you can look at animatronics or watch some sort of video that pairs with the ride.

Tony also seems like an enormous pussy, so he's probably too scared go on roller coasters. He went to Knott's Berry Farm a few months back, and notice how he almost exclusively talked about the Ghost Town section of the park, and not the rides themselves. That's because Knott's primarily has roller coasters, and doesn't have the slow, interactive rides Tony likes/talks about. At the same time, I don't blame him though, because "reviewing" roller coasters would be more autistic than what he does already. I said it before; doing reviews (which sometimes have story lines for whatever fucking reason) of theme park attractions and rides is one of the worst concepts imaginable.

It be pretty annoying to watch Tony go to Six Flags, ride something like Green Lantern, then complain that it had nothing to do with comics for the movie. Fuck if the roller coaster is fun or not am I right?
 
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I've often noticed that lolcowism carries many distinguishing characteristics that can be found in multiple personalities under review on this website. Arrested development and narcissism are the two biggest ones.

Looking at and listening to Tony, I'm coming to realize that punchability is another one.
 
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Carl Benjamin's a lolcow himself, so this is cow crossover rather than Tony being
Mola Ram said:
I've often noticed that lolcowism carries many distinguishing characteristics that can be found in multiple personalities under review on this website. Arrested development and narcissism are the two biggest ones.

Looking at and listening to Tony, I'm coming to realize that punchability is another one.
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A lot of people here treat lolcows like virtual punching bags, so that sounds about right.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
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Oh fuck off. You progressives judge everyone based off superficial characteristics like their race and gender, you fucking hypocrite.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
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Tony replied to Trump. He's offically at Dobson levels now.
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So corruption and rigging elections is A-Ok in his book if the candidate he's supporting is doing it?

Really trying hard not to a-log, but let's just leave it at fuck this hypocritical cunt in the ass with a BIG rubber dick. Fucking Christ Tony, how stupid are you?

How is this fucking cretin eligible to vote?
 
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