TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[Dr. Dik]

Holy shit, he's getting so fat, he says he might not do reviews anymore:

And now the children of the world breathe a collective sigh of relief.

 

[Mola Ram]

Holy shit, he's getting so fat, he says he might not do reviews anymore:

Also, he appears to be having a lot of fun at the D23 expo:

Ok, those tweets verge from sad to amazing: how is this not a wakeup call for him? I know -- boy do I -- that losing weight isn't easy, and sometimes it seems totally hopeless, but Jesus Christ man, if you're now too fat to wait in line it's time to do something.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Holy shit, he's getting so fat, he says he might not do reviews anymore:

Also, he appears to be having a lot of fun at the D23 expo:

He's fat and even less likeable because of it, to the point where it's jeopardizing his show and his ability to stand in line. Health at every size, my ass. I think Woody Harrelson in Friends With Benefits put it best:

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I'll give him this in that at least he realizes that his ballooning weight is becoming a problem, as opposed to MovieBob, who is perfectly fine being overweight yet says gamers should get exercise.

Thing is, it sounds like he's not gonna do anything about it. He comes close to realizing, "Hey, I'm fat and this is putting my career in jeopardy," but he doesn't make the connection that he should do something about it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Disney lyrics that may trigger Tony soon, if he really gets too fat to walk:

Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun...

Oh he wishes he could be part of their world. Instead of being a recluse on Twitter bitching about things he shouldn't be bitching about.

I'll give him that he's aware that his fat is hindering him, but at the same time, it's clear he's not going to do anything about it except use it as a pity point acquirer. He knows it and he knows we know it. So unless he does say "I'm making this promise stick" (and even then, I'll remain skeptical), he'll keep using it as another topic of discussion until someone tells him to knock it off and get off the internet.

 

[El Porko Fako]

I do feel somewhat bad for the guy considering this is his livelihood and he probably cannot do anything else job wise. The problem can be fixed though, and if he isn't a complete nobody, he can better himself. Sink or swim fat boy.

Who I feel worse for is the fans/people he probably acted like a douche bag towards. Imagine standing in a line outside the LA Convention Center in the middle of a heat wave, and having some sweaty, ratty yeti who smells like a back alley Vietnamese restaurant dumpster fucking shrieking at you that he doesn't want to talk to you because the line's too long and his feet hurt after all you said to him was "Hi! Are you Tony Goldmark?' You'd think the guy that has to constantly stand in line in order to do his job would find a way to occupy himself by now.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm just shocked anyone would recognize this douche and not just be like who is this smelly fat fuck who is winded just from standing?

Actually, I'm rather doubtful that even happened.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well, according to Tony:

The Podhoretz link is further evidence that Tony has latched onto MovieBlob like a moray eel onto a shark ... or a loathsome fat parasite sinking its fangs into a fatter, even more disgusting parasite. (Bob was also sperging about this article around the same time.) Tony, for the love of Christ, if you want to improve your health and station in life, please look elsewhere.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, according to Tony:

Those twenty seven people? All Albert Einstein.

 

[The Dude]

I knew it! I knew he was going to try to find a way to weasel out of doing park review videos to do more low-effort bullshit, the lazy fat fuck. It's a good thing he's got mommy's trust fund bux to live off of, or else he might actually have to put more effort into his "work", get a real job, or (GASP!) lose some fucking weight.

Tony is the exact kind of asshole who WOULD get pissed off when people recognize him on his rare jaunts out into the real world. Way to be humble and grateful to your fans, Tony. I hope all those people you snapped at for just wanting to say "hello" to an internet personality they enjoy stop watching your shitty videos and donating to your Patreon. I doubt you'd see Markiplier, Adam the Woo, or Justin Scarred getting pissy just because some fans said "hi" to them in public. But they aren't living off of a trust fund and actually have to produce content to make a living, and they appreciate their fans for supporting them and giving them the views to be financially stable.

I honestly hope this string of petty, selfish, lazy, self-pitying tweets opens the eyes of some of his fans and they see just what a lazy, self-serving, ungrateful jackass Tony is. He doesn't care about his fans. He doesn't care about making them content. If he did he would be more friendly and grateful when a fan wants to say "hello" in public, and he would try to lose some fucking weight, or at least be more active to build up some better endurance, so he can continue to make videos for his viewers without bitching about lines and how much his poor widdle feets hurt from standing/walking a little.

And how did he NOT know the line for the D23 Expo would be long? It's only the biggest fucking convention for one of the biggest fucking media corporations in the world with one of the biggest fan followings in history. So how could he NOT realize there would be a huge crowd and long lines?

 

[friedshrimp]

Those twenty seven people? All Albert Einstein.

TBH Imagining Albert Einstein running around a Disney con and giggling like a school girl is pretty funny.

 

[AnOminous]

And how did he NOT know the line for the D23 Expo would be long? It's only the biggest fucking convention for one of the biggest fucking media corporations in the world with one of the biggest fan followings in history. So how could he NOT realize there would be a huge crowd and long lines?

Because he's (((fat))).

 

[A Random]

Some men look good with a goatee + moustache combo.

Tony Goldmark does not. Even in artwork.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Oh dear lord. I just realized something: Tony is a live action Douchy McNitpick

 

[Gordon Cole]

Don't kid yourself, Tony, we all know you'll be sperging about this for months to come.

Also, have some Tony Goldmark fanart:

If sperging and reeeeeeeing about muh soggy knees didn't work for Ghostbusters, what the hell makes them think it'll work for Doctor Who? If the writing and acting's good, that's all that matters.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, have some Tony Goldmark fanart:

Somehow he looks greasy, smelly and fat even in a pencil (or charcoal maybe) sketch intended to be flattering.

 

[The Dude]

You know that Tony is actually thrilled over a chick playing the Doctor, because muh femuhnizuhm. It's the same with him sperging out over Wonder Woman being the best movie of the year.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Tony is a very petty man, isn't he?

 

[Blindrainbow]

Tony is a very petty man, isn't he?

No, no we are all not Jay. See while both the character and tony are both from rich families, and jay even with him being a fat loser type actually was likable and worked hard in his writing and was able to make meaningful relationship, plus he was on a network tv along with winning two 2 Pulitzer Prizes.

But disregard all of that as comparing one self or anyone to a cartoon from the 90's no matter how good is kind fucking dumb, sort of fun but dumb. Also on the last one, nice to see he still playing the 2017 version of those shitty games like "punch bush" you find in shitty banner ads in the early 2000's.

 

[Robot Holocaust]