TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

I could be wrong, but I think Jewmark is saying we're wastes of life, which is hilariously hypocritical coming from someone who lives off his mother's money and hipster welfare, couldn't keep his marriage together, had a Harry Potter and hot rod flames themed wedding, and spends all his time on Twatter bitching about President Trump instead of doing his "job"...a job that consists of going to theme parks and flailing about like a foul-mouthed spastic in front of children while their parents resist the urge to commit assault to shut the fat Jew mongoloid up.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
I thought Disneyland banned kikes anyway.
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Obviously not, but I'm sure some heroic individuals could write to the Disneyland Resort management and complain that some creepy fat guy with balding, greasy, Weird Al wannabe hair is acting very suspect by using profanity and following children around, which is making concerned parents uncomfortable.:epik:

Hell, Adam the Woo got banned from Disney World for less, and he wasn't even cussing in front of children.
 
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kobebyarlant said:
Reminder: His """"job"""" is to literally go on vacation on someone else's dime and he took a break from it. Champion of the common man.
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Specifically, all on his MOTHER'S dime.

And it's not like he has to travel far to do his job. The lazy greaseball lives in fucking Commifornia just a short way from Disney, Knott's, and Magic Mountain. Sure, it's a bigger deal if he were to do a review at Disney World or one of the Disney parks abroad, but there's still PLENTY he could do local to him to be able to provide his viewers with park videos.

That's one of the big things that pisses me off about Goldjew, he's fucking lazy. He's one of those guys who has had a free ride all throughout life, has had all the breaks, and has never had to really work for anything. He's lived off his mother's money and never had to earn for himself. He's been coddled and sheltered, so he's grown up to be a lazy, entitled slug who expects everyone to accommodate his time frame. Instead of hauling his fat ass off of Twitter and actually working to bring his audience park reviews, he'd rather tell them to wait a year and then give them half-assed bullshit than no one wants, like his "commentary of the commentary on the commentary of a review" garbage.

The one thing he did that slightly distinguished himself from every other angry critic he puts on a one year hiatus so he can instead just do what ever other angry critic does; sit on his ass in front of a camera. Great job, Tony! Really fucking brilliant!
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
Well, you got him mad now.

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Tony also misgendered me. I thought this man was a progressive. Guess i was wrong.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Call him out for mansplaining
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He sperged out pretty hard and wound up accidentally calling himself a special ed kid. Which I'm pretty sure that explains why he sucks at arguing and finds the need to scream at people online on a daily basis.
https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/854267435356008448
http://archive.is/073Zl

edit: I literally made like 2 or 3 tweets to him in my entire life and he flipped his shit and posted like 20 different tweets all referencing my very first one.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
He sperged out pretty hard and wound up accidentally calling himself a special ed kid. Which I'm pretty sure that explains why he sucks at arguing and finds the need to scream at people online on a daily basis.
https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/854267435356008448
http://archive.is/073Zl

edit: I literally made like 2 or 3 tweets to him in my entire life and he flipped his shit and posted like 20 different tweets all referencing my very first one.
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Yeah, when I triggered him the other night he asked what a sperg was. I explained that it's shorthand for Aspergers. He got incensed and admitted he's an Aspie and that we're "dehumanizing" him. I didn't have the heart to inform him that that's impossible since those on the Spectrum aren't human.
 
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friedshrimp said:
Does he know the Looney Toons also made very racist cartoons back in the day? No?
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He's probably like Disney in that case. He refuses to acknowledge them.

Then again, Tony's an Aspie and probably doesn't even watch (much less pay attention to) the old LT cartoons.
 
I would think a man child on the internet like him would know they never went any where at all, and also that the worst idea for Looney tune cartoon ever, even worse then that one where it was all serious and they were super heroes or something.
 
What is it with these Channel Autism morons and Loony Tunes? Is an infantile obsession with Bugs Bunny a prerequisite to join the site?
 
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