TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He's pretty much stolen everything about himself and his "show"; he ripped off his hair from Weird Al along with trying to become a parody music artist before he started screaming in family fun parks for a "career", he stole the whole angry critic shtick from AVGN/Nostalgia Critic/the hundreds of other angry critics on YouTube, he stole reviewing Disney Parks from Adam the Woo, he ripped off the opening dialog for most of his park reviews from Walt Disney, and he stole his gelatinous physique, slovenly appearance, facial hair, obnoxious voice, thoughtless political views, and utter lack of humor from Rosanne Barr. Tony lacks originality like eggs lack sharp angles.

And the only reason Tony was invited to Channel Autism in the first place is because the people who actually had decent shows and talent, aside from Brad Jones, got sick of the Walkers' bullshit and pulled chocks, leaving CA with a content deficit. So they needed somebody, ANYBODY, to fill those gaps. The Walkers were desperate for new content providers to keep the views coming in and they basically brought in anyone they could find. That's why there was a marked drop in quality a couple of years back, and it hasn't improved since.

I also take it he stole the "Living off his mother's money" thing from some of the other lolcows we mock too, right?

I fact, I think the only thing original about him is that his mother ran a music label. But even then, I don't know how truly original that is.

 

[The Dude]

I also take it he stole the "Living off his mother's money" thing from some of the other lolcows we mock too, right?

Eh, that's kind of a Jew thing, but usually for the girls. The phrase "Jewish Princess" came in to existance for a reason. Maybe that's why Tony has his greasy locks? It wasn't in emulation of his husbando Weird Al, it was because Mommy Goldmark always wanted a daughter to spoil and dote over, but instead got stuck with Tony, so Tony tried to make mommy happy. It all makes sense now.

 

[FK 635]

The amusement park industry has a long and interesting history. This so-called theme park critic just reviews TGIF-lineup episodes that happen to take place at a Disney park.

 

[The Dude]

The amusement park industry has a long and interesting history. This so-called theme park critic just reviews TGIF-lineup episodes that happen to take place at a Disney park.

Oh, he's done actual reviews of park attractions. Like the one where he shrieks like a Downs Syndrome howler monkey about how the California Universal Studios doesn't have special "husky" seats on the Harry Potter ride like the Orlando Universal Studios does, so he can't squeeze his pre-diabetic ass into the ride seats and doesn't want to spend the money to travel to Florida to be reminded of his wedding da-uh...*ah-hem*, I mean, ride his favorite ride.

Or the video where he graphically shouts about how 'It's a Small World" RAPED him...at Disneyland...within earshot of small children. No, seriously.

So, yeah, he did actually do reviews about the parks and attractions while actually going to the locations to film. But now his park reviews are on a one year "hold" while he "writes scripts, does research, and shoots videos on-site at the parks, then spends the next few months editing so he can have higher quality videos that he'll release every two weeks in 2018", which is a long-winded and misleading way of saying "making Vlogs and low effort bullshit to dupe his audience into continuing to give him views and Patreon bucks, thus giving him more free time to indulge in his REAL passion: impotently raging on Twatter about President Trump, Conservatives, and anyone else who looks at Tony the wrong way".

 

[FK 635]

So in regards to my last post, I tried watching the "it's a small world holiday" review he did. I think I watched a few seconds of each part (there were three) before I had to turn them off. It's not just the annoying voice or the fact he's just not funny, it's the fact that he spent three reviews whining about it's a small world of all things. The jokes he makes have already been made--slightly creepy dolls, annoying song. The end. Who watches this shit?

I personally think it's a cute ride and a nice if not optimistic message about world peace, but whatever.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Who watches this shit?

:autism:

 

[The Dude]

Who watches this shit?

Basically the same losers who think Channel Autism is a quality entertainment platform: pathetic, childish adults desperately clinging to their youth and nostalgia. The kind of people who think obnoxious Aspies screaming, swearing, and flailing about in a ridiculously over-the-top manner is the height of comedy. The kind of burger-flipping, coffee-slinging losers who wasted their college days getting a liberal arts, political science, or gender studies degrees and will never be able to afford to go on vacation to a Disney park, so they have to experience it vicariously via the insufferably grating antics of a foul-mouthed, greasy, pre-diabetic manchild.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

 

[AnOminous]

How embarrassing to be Jewish and yet stupid as fuck, too dumb to Google.

https://nycantifa.wordpress.com/
https://antifainternational.tumblr.com/
https://phillyantifa.noblogs.org/
https://rockymountainantifa.blogspot.com/
https://torchantifa.org/
https://southsideantifa.blogspot.com/
https://antifainternational.tumblr.com/post/122787346369/do-you-know-of-any-antifa-chapters-in-the
https://antiantifa-usa.blogspot.com/

etc etc etc

"Antifa" is a term used by a specific ideological group to self-describe and has been for fucking DECADES, all over the world.

Stick to jerking off to the kids at Disney, Tony.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Does he not realize ANTIFA is an actual protest group and that they have been causing violence in Berkeley? That video of Moldilocks getting punched? She's part of ANTIFA. There's also that video making the rounds of the ANTIFA member smashing people in the head with a bike lock.

Seriously, ANTIFA's got fucking Twitter pages where their members conglomerate. It amazes me some people could be so blind to evidence in front of their face.

 

[friedshrimp]

And he doesn't realize most people use cuck to refer to the retards at Europe who are letting their women and children be raped and murdered by the precious rapefugees all for the sake of not appearing racist?

Tony needs a one-way ticket to Germany asap.

 

[El Porko Fako]

You cannot be serious.

95% of this jack off's twitter feed is nothing but politics, and he even tweeted about the protest, and how he was emotionally invested in it because his fucking cousin goes to UC Berkeley and was worried about him/her, but he couldn't be bothered to research who/what Antifa is, who is arguably the cause of the violence at that protest and who has been stirring shit across the country? Does he get his news from just reading news headlines on twitter?

Holy shit Tony. He has to be huffing paint. He's getting dumber by the week.

 

[Foltest]

It takes a very special person who yell about Trump all the time, but doesn't know what ANTIFA is.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

And he doesn't realize most people use cuck to refer to the exceptional individuals at Europe who are letting their women and children be raped and murdered by the precious rapefugees all for the sake of not appearing racist?

Tony needs a one-way ticket to Germany asap.

Most people use cuck to refer to someone who lets his wife sleep with someone else. The only vaguely mainstream figure I've heard use it in a political sense is Milo.

 

[Mola Ram]

I once called MovieBlob a sonderkommando. I had no idea we had a real, actual one reviewing Disney rides. Sweet merciful Jesus.

 

[Puddleduck]

Most people use cuck to refer to someone who lets his wife sleep with someone else. The only vaguely mainstream figure I've heard use it in a political sense is Milo.

Hmm, the other use of cuck is gaining steam. Mostly in the shitposting sphere, but if someone on sites like this uses cuck, they probably mean to non-mainstream version.

 

[Foltest]

I once called MovieBlob a sonderkommando. I had no idea we had a real, actual one reviewing Disney rides. Sweet merciful Jesus.

calling either one of them a sonderkommando is an insult to the sonderkommando. They were people forced to help in the biggest crime in humanity. They were people that was dealt a bad hand from the getgo and was going to die if they didn't help the nazis. Bob and Tonyboy are nothing. they are fat losers with big egos.

 

[Mola Ram]

calling either one of them a sonderkommando is an insult to the sonderkommando. They were people forced to help in the biggest crime in humanity. They were people that was dealt a bad hand from the getgo and was going to die if they didn't help the nazis. Bob and Tonyboy are nothing. they are fat losers with big egos.

I mean, yeah, I get that, but there's still something kind of horrifying about seeing someone brazenly closing their eyes to the violence and thuggery the antifa types get up to and then putting himself on a pedestal for doing it.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, yeah, I get that, but there's still something kind of horrifying about seeing someone brazenly closing their eyes to the violence and thuggery the antifa types get up to and then putting himself on a pedestal for doing it.

He isn't even doing that, though. It is one thing to idolize the foot soldiers going out and doing terrible things in the name of your beliefs. Most people do that to some degree. Antifa are heroes to many people who just hate fascism, or what they think is fascism.

Tony is so fucking dumb he doesn't even know they exist.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Hmm, the other use of cuck is gaining steam. Mostly in the shitposting sphere, but if someone on sites like this uses cuck, they probably mean to non-mainstream version.

Except for Maddox.