TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Da fuck happened to his neck?

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I know the answer is "Mcdonalds" but still.
 
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The Dude said:
Cut off Tony's head, paint it yellow, put little arms and legs on it, and dress it in overalls and goggles and it would look like a Minion.
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Not that I disagree, but I find myself thinking he looks like a creepy cult leader. Possibly Manos with a glandular problem.

I got it! Manos: The Hands of Fat.
 
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Mola Ram said:
John Candy is also nowhere near as heavy as he used to be.
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Probably because John Candy has been dead for twenty years or so.

And you're forgetting a few key differences between Some Jew With a Comb-Over and actors like John Candy and John Goodman; Goodman and Candy are/were funny and talented people beloved and respected the world over, while Tony is just an obnoxious, smug, unfunny tub of lard.
 
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The Dude said:
Probably because John Candy has been dead for twenty years or so.
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The Dude said:
And you're forgetting a few key differences between Some Jew With a Comb-Over and actors like John Candy and John Goodman; Goodman and Candy are/were funny and talented people beloved and respected the world over, while Tony is just an obnoxious, smug, unfunny tub of lard.
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Candy in particular was widely known to be a warm, caring, friendly guy who nobody had a bad word about. Trying to imagine the insane vitriol that pours from Tony's Twitter feed coming from John Candy's mouth is frankly unimaginable.
 
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Mola Ram said:
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Candy in particular was widely known to be a warm, caring, friendly guy who nobody had a bad word about. Trying to imagine the insane vitriol that pours from Tony's Twitter feed coming from John Candy's mouth is frankly unimaginable.
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Candy was a class act. He was warm, caring, humble, and did his best not to let celebrity go to his head. He was one of my heroes growing up. He proved that you didn't need to be thin and attractive to become a world famous and highly respected movie star, you just needed talent, a work ethic, and a good personality. And there were a few roles he had where he did need to be foul-mouthed and unpleasant, like a certain balding, fat, Jew mongoloid we know. But unlike the fat, Jew mongoloid, when Candy acted like that it was hilarious because you knew he wasn't really like that. It was such a contrast to the charming, kind, charismatic teddy bear that John Candy was that you couldn't help but laugh. But with Tony it isn't funny because you can tell he's just a bitchy, bitter, obnoxiously foul-mouthed little ass wipe.
 
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Even as a fan of Harry Potter, this sounds like a really bad idea for a movie. There's not enough here to justify a whole feature-length movie, plus the concept is boring as shit; nobody cares about construction, at least not the audience for the HP movies. It sounds more like a subplot than anything and even then it'd just be there to kill time.

It's people like Tony that make me a little ashamed to be a Harry Potter fan.
 
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