TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[Mola Ram]

What if C-A-T really spelled "dog?"

 

[BlueSpark]

How easily we'd continue to fall for propaganda as long as it flattered our idiocy

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I tweet because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I tweet."- Fat Bastard Tony Goldmark

I'd normally say in situations like this you could do the following: Listen to music, go out with friends, create something to get your mind off things, try dating people, etc. The thing is, Tony's tried all of those things, and they've all failed his exceptional ass.

 

[El Porko Fako]

"I tweet because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I tweet."- Fat Bastard Tony Goldmark

Yeah, "engaging with trolls" tends to do that to you Tony. His troll problems would all but evaporate if he just deleted his twitter account and stuck to making videos. If arguing with people is the "only thing that make him feel alive" as he claims, the guy needs to see a therapist. That's beyond sad, not healthy, and just plain fucking bonkers.

Color me surprised that he actually put his video out on time though. Give credit where credit's due, he made a deadline and stuck with it. Now all he needs a hobby/distraction outside of his videos to take his mind off Twitter and those dang dirty trolls.

 

[The Dude]

As someone who is a fan of The Twilight Zone, Tony, you're exactly like the megalomaniac protagonist in the episode 4'o Clock (just imagine this guy with Weird Al hair, a beard and 50 pounds heavier):

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Spoiler

I hope you shrink to 2 feet tall like he did.

If arguing with trolls is one of the few things that make you feel alive, then maybe living isn't really for you.

 

[Mola Ram]

Who are you trying to be; Waluigi?

I think he's just trying to be a fat, obnoxious, autistic Jew, at which it must be said he is succeeding magnificently.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Who are you trying to be; Waluigi?

He's trying to point out that Carl Benjamin is a whiny hypocrite, something I can fully sympathise with, but because he's autistic he ruins it.

 

[His Dewliness]

Apparently you're now just supposed to work on the assumption that the most powerful man in the world is going to retweet the modern equivalent of a slightly off-colour joke you wrote on a bathroom stall.

 

[Mola Ram]

Tony's response is especially galling because it completely overlooks the fact that this tweet is only a major story because CNN decided to make it one, and therefore gave themselves license to tear their hair out over a silly gif. Also, I see he didn't try to defend their not-terribly-veiled threat to force HanAssholeSolo to behave himself.

Didn't this tub of shit once fancy himself a satirist?

 

[Lensherr]

"The fact that Don Corleone ISN'T killing me is an act of charity on his part."

 

[The Dude]

I guaran-fucking-tee you that if it was a Leftist who had made a meme lampooning Fox News or Breitbart and it was Fox/Breitbart pitching a massive fit, threatening to dox anyone making fun of them, Tony would be ranting and raving that "it was just a joke" and "Fox/Breitbart needs to remember that everyone is protected by the First Amendment, not just the media" or "if Fox/Breitbart don't want to be criticized, then they need to ensure they're being honest and reporting with integrity". Tony is a massive fucking hypocrite.

 

[Lackadaisy]

I guaran-fucking-tee you that if it was a Leftist who had made a meme lampooning Fox News or Breitbart and it was Fox/Breitbart pitching a massive fit, threatening to dox anyone making fun of them, Tony would be ranting and raving that "it was just a joke" and "Fox/Breitbart needs to remember that everyone is protected by the First Amendment, not just the media" or "if Fox/Breitbart don't want to be criticized, then they need to ensure they're being honest and reporting with integrity". Tony is a massive fucking hypocrite.

Moviebob had something to say on this hypothetical scenario.

Also, here's a couple more tweets justifying why it's ok for CNN to dox people they don't agree with, but not, say Breitbart, or Infowars:
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TLDR: It's okay if we do it.

 

[The Dude]

TLDR: It's okay if we do it.

That's it exactly. "Republicans are violent thugs. They only want their guns so they can enforce their political agendas."

But when the Left assault people/shoot up a baseball game being played by Republicans: "They were just fighting tyranny! That's what the Second Amendment is all about!"

"CNN has a right to dox this person harassing them. Free Speech isn't CONSEQUENCE-free speech!"

But when the Left does it: "Fox News had no right to expose that person to the world, opening them up to harassment and assault from Nazis! It was just a joke on the internet! If they don't want to be mocked then they should exercise integrity and not be biased!"

And let us not forget the ever-popular "We're on the right side of history!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

That's it exactly. "Republicans are violent thugs. They only want their guns so they can enforce their political agendas."

But when the Left assault people/shoot up a baseball game being played by Republicans: "They were just fighting tyranny! That's what the Second Amendment is all about!"

"CNN has a right to dox this person harassing them. Free Speech isn't CONSEQUENCE-free speech!"

But when the Left does it: "Fox News had no right to expose that person to the world, opening them up to harassment and assault from Nazis! It was just a joke on the internet! If they don't want to be mocked then they should exercise integrity and not be biased!"

And let us not forget the ever-popular "We're on the right side of history!"

When it's someone on their side = He's not a part of us
When it's a Conservative = Culture of violence/Why isn't the media calling HIM a terrorist?
I want both sides to die out so fucking badly at this point.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I guaran-fucking-tee you that if it was a Leftist who had made a meme lampooning Fox News or Breitbart and it was Fox/Breitbart pitching a massive fit, threatening to dox anyone making fun of them, Tony would be ranting and raving that "it was just a joke" and "Fox/Breitbart needs to remember that everyone is protected by the First Amendment, not just the media" or "if Fox/Breitbart don't want to be criticized, then they need to ensure they're being honest and reporting with integrity". Tony is a massive fucking hypocrite.

I don't care if some plebbit neckbeard gets doxed, but I want this to be the end of progressives whining about doxing being evil. That's , though.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't care if some plebbit neckbeard gets doxed, but I want this to be the end of progressives whining about doxing being evil. That's , though.

Check the Brianna Wu thread. They're already differentiating "outing harmful people for justice" from "outing oppressed people as harassment." Seriously.

 

[Bob Page]

"Conquence-free speech". Well tony, Neither you nor CNN are exempt from that rule, hypocrite. This holier-than-thou mindset expressed by the extreme left is the most obnoxiously arrogant thing.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

"Conquence-free speech". Well tony, Neither you nor CNN are exempt from that rule, hypocrite. This holier-than-thou mindset expressed by the extreme left is the most obnoxiously arrogant thing.

They already suffered the consequences of their speech, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2016

 

[Bob Page]

They already suffered the consequences of their speech, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2016

Make America Great Again! The chimpouts were hilarious.

 

[Robot Holocaust]