TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

That post has me convinced that Tony has a sadder life than Bob "ein volk, ein reich, ein mario" Chipman does. At least Bob has a brother who he occasionally interacts with and does outdoors activities with.

If you're reading this Tony, for the love of God just spend 45 minutes a day taking a walk around your local park or something, it'll make you feel a lot better about things.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
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I think about the end of the world fairly often. But it's usually "I wonder how I'd do in a Mad Max scenario" or "I kinda wish the zombie apocalypse was real" end of the world thoughts, and not the "Wah! My Presidential candidate lost, so now LITERALLY ARMAGEDDON is right around the corner! Waaahhhhh!" kind. Because I'm not obsessed with politics and I don't spend my every waking moment skulking around Twitter, Reddit, and Tumblr.

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When some people get stressed out and need to see beauty in the world, they might look at nature or art or great works of cinema. Tony looks at fast food:

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Why am I not surprised the only beauty he finds left in the world is from things he can stuff in his flabby face hole? Seriously, he lives a days drive from Yosemite National Park, the Hoover Dam, Bryce Canyon, Zion National Park, and not too far from Yellowstone National Park...I mean, he's got no job, no commitments, no kids, and a shit-load of trust fund cash from his rich mommy. He's got no excuse for not going out and seeing the beauty this world has to offer. But I guess it doesn't have Donald Duck and Elsa (or WiFi so he can bitch on Twitter), so fuck that noise! Right?
 
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You know, that makes me wonder. Does Tony even LIKE Disney at all? He rarely seems to show enthusiasm for any of the films other than the most recent ones like Frozen or Zootopia, he hates the classic attractions (his comments on "it's a small world" speak for themselves)... It's like he's a poser.
 
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If he went to it for years before he started making it his job, he may've outgrown it.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
When some people get stressed out and need to see beauty in the world, they might look at nature or art or great works of cinema. Tony looks at fast food:
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With all the time this fat fuck spends eating fast food, how does he even have time to masturbate to pictures of it?

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If he went to it for years before he started making it his job, he may've outgrown it.
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The only thing he's outgrown is several sizes of clothes.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
You know, that makes me wonder. Does Tony even LIKE Disney at all? He rarely seems to show enthusiasm for any of the films other than the most recent ones like Frozen or Zootopia, he hates the classic attractions (his comments on "it's a small world" speak for themselves)... It's like he's a poser.
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My theory is that he did like Disney at one point, but after years of treating it like a "job" and having to analyze everything, he started to become very negative about it. It's like he forgot how to show enthusiasm for the thing he loves. He loved it so much, he ended up hating it.

That's why moderation is key. Also, having other hobbies (preferably ones that do not require the Internet).
 
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Clay Claymore said:
My theory is that he did like Disney at one point, but after years of treating it like a "job" and having to analyze everything, he started to become very negative about it. It's like he forgot how to show enthusiasm for the thing he loves. He loved it so much, he ended up hating it.

That's why moderation is key. Also, having other hobbies (preferably ones that do not require the Internet).
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A.K.A Darksydephil Syndrome.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
You know, that makes me wonder. Does Tony even LIKE Disney at all? He rarely seems to show enthusiasm for any of the films other than the most recent ones like Frozen or Zootopia, he hates the classic attractions (his comments on "it's a small world" speak for themselves)... It's like he's a poser.
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Who knows? Maybe @Clay Claymore is right in that he used to be more of a fan, but it petered out over time.

Or, more likely, he became a fan only when he began his video series and is not as enthusiastic towards the older stuff because it's "what all the kool kids do."
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Who knows? Maybe @Clay Claymore is right in that he used to be more of a fan, but it petered out over time.

Or, more likely, he became a fan only when he began his video series and is not as enthusiastic towards the older stuff because it's "what all the kool kids do."
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Picture this.

You're in your 30s, and you look like you're in your 40s and aging poorly. Your wife divorced you. All you own is dependent on your departed parents. You harbored dreams of being a celebrated comedian, or at least a successful niche entertainer like Weird Al. You're balding horribly. Your body looks like a diabetic Buddha. You have to look up to Doug Walker. And your only, I mean your solitary claim to fame, is that you make idiotic videos wandering around Disneyland and going on at ludicrous length about the merits and weaknesses of their rides ... which, by the way, you're now almost too fat to use.

I'd hate that fucking pantalooned rat too.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Picture this.

You're in your 30s, and you look like you're in your 40s and aging poorly. Your wife divorced you. All you own is dependent on your departed parents. You harbored dreams of being a celebrated comedian, or at least a successful niche entertainer like Weird Al. You're balding horribly. Your body looks like a diabetic Buddha. You have to look up to Doug Walker. And your only, I mean your solitary claim to fame, is that you make idiotic videos wandering around Disneyland and going on at ludicrous length about the merits and weaknesses of their rides ... which, by the way, you're now almost too fat to use.

I'd hate that fucking pantalooned rat too.
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sounds like a horrifying episode of the twilight zone
 
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sounds like a horrifying episode of the twilight zone
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I'm picturing Burgess Meredith in a fatsuit wandering around the post-nuclear ruins of Disneyland with his ex-wife's charred skull in his hands, the rides all too bombed out and shattered to even run. "But ... there was time now ... !"
 
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