TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

On an unrelated note:
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Imagine comparing a freak pandemic that infects and kills randomly without intent to a planned out terrorist attack that intentionally targeted innocent American civilians in a concentrated area.
I'm gonna crosspost my own response to several leftist memes that express a very similar sentiment to this one.

Yeah, you might feel differently if you went to the supermarket and there was no food, because the essential employees stopped working like you want, causing everyone to starve.

No fucking wonder these people cause famines when they get in charge.

The worst part is that the original image was already sort of a left wing meme, it was just a fairly sane one. Well "respect blue collar, unglamorous workers" isn't actually an exclusively left wing message, but left wingers sure like to act like it is.


See the same thing I wrote above. Most of these people have no idea how the world functions and put little thought into how food ends up on their plate or their plumbing and electricity keep working, and their reactions to the Wu Flu really show it.

"Why can't everyone stay home indefinitely? All the Youtube and TV celebrities are saying to do it, and it's really easy for me!"
In short you can't fucking shut everything down indefinitely without very serious long term consequences. Eventually those consequences are going to catch up and become short term consequences. If people on the left would acknowledge this and then talk about what should be done about it, maybe we could have a productive discussion, but it's all "Stay inside! Wu Flu scary! Orange man bad! As a trust fund brat who makes a bit of side income on the internet, I've had no negative consequences from staying in lockdown for months, so obviously no one else will!"

We can't talk about solutions with them, because they won't acknowledge that there's a problem. Most of them don't even realize that there's a problem because their lifestyle insulates them from it. To power level very slightly, I'm actually in a pretty okay position right now due to my own life circumstances, but I can still look around me and realize that that's not the case for a lot of people.
 
I was on a right-wing website this morning and a familiar face popped up in an article.
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I was on a right-wing website this morning and a familiar face popped up in an article.
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Wait, hol'up a minute...Skidmark isn't the shape-shifting variety of Jew. Shape-shifting takes a lot of effort. He's just the fat, obnoxious, self-important mongoloid with a trust fund variety of Jew. They're way worse than the shape-shifting Jews.
 
Soooooo, this is what modern day satire is huh? You know what at least he’s producing something . It ain’t a scripted video ( 3 years and I wanna say 6 months since he last did one ) I really don’t understand why he a theme park reviewer won’t review themeparks for over 3 years
Enjoy your clout Tony
 
Soooooo, this is what modern day satire is huh? You know what at least he’s producing something . It ain’t a scripted video ( 3 years and I wanna say 6 months since he last did one ) I really don’t understand why he a theme park reviewer won’t review themeparks for over 3 years
Enjoy your clout Tony

He hasn't produced a theme park video in nearly 4 years because he's a fat, lazy slob. It's a helluva lot easier to get your loser friends to come sit on a couch or sit in a car to screech and cackle like an Autistic Kindergarten class after watching some movie or cartoon. Of course, now Skidmark will just use COVID-19 paranoia as an excuse for why he can't make it to the parks right now.
 
Tony Goldmark kisses up to MovieBob and his genocidal rants.
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Well, that's awfully entitled and presumptuous of Blob to straight up declare that he earned some kind of wonderful techno-future. Likely one of leisure, luxury, and authority. What exactly has he done to earn such a future? Being an internet reviewer isn't exactly the biggest contribution to society ever conceived. Truth of the matter is that a "profession" like internet critic is about as big of a contribution to humanity as the Clap. So what has Bob done to "work hard towards" this future he's referring to? And I'm assuming he's referring to Conservatives when he talks about "them" taking this future from him. What have they done to steal this future? Is it because America remains a Capitalist system where everyone is expected to actually work hard to earn a living and pay their own way in life? Is he mad because the US hasn't been fundamentally changed into a Socialist dystopia where all his medical care, Meat Lover's pizza with extra everything, and all the luxuries he could ever desire are just given to him gratis without having to work for it?

These fat, lazy, neckbearded Twatter Pinkos are all the same. Skidmark, Movie Blob...all of them. No wonder Skidmark's little Jewish sausage gets so hard for Bob-senpai and he always comes running to his defense.
 
Well, that's awfully entitled and presumptuous of Blob to straight up declare that he earned some kind of wonderful techno-future. Likely one of leisure, luxury, and authority. What exactly has he done to earn such a future? Being an internet reviewer isn't exactly the biggest contribution to society ever conceived. Truth of the matter is that a "profession" like internet critic is about as big of a contribution to humanity as the Clap. So what has Bob done to "work hard towards" this future he's referring to? And I'm assuming he's referring to Conservatives when he talks about "them" taking this future from him. What have they done to steal this future? Is it because America remains a Capitalist system where everyone is expected to actually work hard to earn a living and pay their own way in life? Is he mad because the US hasn't been fundamentally changed into a Socialist dystopia where all his medical care, Meat Lover's pizza with extra everything, and all the luxuries he could ever desire are just given to him gratis without having to work for it?

These fat, lazy, neckbearded Twatter Pinkos are all the same. Skidmark, Movie Blob...all of them. No wonder Skidmark's little Jewish sausage gets so hard for Bob-senpai and he always comes running to his defense.
Have you spent much time on Moviebob's thread? This is nothing new. His sense of entitlement compared to his actual accomplishments is insane, even by Twitter addicted wokie standards.

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Who's the blonde? Did Goldmark get remarried? I always like how ridiculously flattering his avatars are. Who draws these fucking things anyway? Does he pay them? Or is there an artist or two who are so pathetic they made Goldmark of all people their senpai?
 
Who's the blonde? Did Goldmark get remarried? I always like how ridiculously flattering his avatars are. Who draws these fucking things anyway? Does he pay them? Or is there an artist or two who are so pathetic they made Goldmark of all people their senpai?

Meanwhile he actually is a disgusting ball of grease who looks like he hasn't showered in weeks, and that's on his own videos.

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Well THAT'S a random thread bump but screw it, I'll take it as an excuse to newfag sperg about this guy:

Way back eons ago when That Guy With The Glasses was a thing, I watched ONE video that this guy did (and then his crossover with Brows Held High) and I was just...horrified. It was some video on like...Honey I Shrunk The Audience or something and I was watching this asshole shout angry reviewer obscenities in the middle of Disney World...with parents and kids in the background. I felt such extreme second hand embarassment and could not comprehend the overwhelming level of entitlement that would take. I mean, I've NEVER been to Disney World, it has always been out of reach for me no matter how much I wanted to go so I understand that to a lot of people a Disney World vacation is a BIG deal, possibly once in a lifetime type of thing for some. And then this dipshit who lives in the area just takes it all for granted and throws little faux shitfits in the middle of a ride theater. I just imagine being that little kid in the background, dreaming to go to Disney World and then this colossal greasy manchild is just throwing a big baby fit and making everyone uncomfortable.

I wondered if he had informed the people in the ride theater that he was doing a bit and making sure they were okay with it but the more I saw of him the more I thought "No. No he didn't."

The very IDEA of basing a show ENTIRELY around Disney World ride reviews just seemed so absurd to me. How could you do an entire show about something only a select few will get to experience?! ...then Defunctland showed me how it was done and it's amazing. Heck there's an uncomfortable number of Disney Themepark Shows all produced better than what this guy did.

So every time I see this thread I think "How can this man even EXIST?!".
 
Well THAT'S a random thread bump but screw it, I'll take it as an excuse to newfag sperg about this guy:

Way back eons ago when That Guy With The Glasses was a thing, I watched ONE video that this guy did (and then his crossover with Brows Held High) and I was just...horrified. It was some video on like...Honey I Shrunk The Audience or something and I was watching this asshole shout angry reviewer obscenities in the middle of Disney World...with parents and kids in the background. I felt such extreme second hand embarassment and could not comprehend the overwhelming level of entitlement that would take. I mean, I've NEVER been to Disney World, it has always been out of reach for me no matter how much I wanted to go so I understand that to a lot of people a Disney World vacation is a BIG deal, possibly once in a lifetime type of thing for some. And then this dipshit who lives in the area just takes it all for granted and throws little faux shitfits in the middle of a ride theater. I just imagine being that little kid in the background, dreaming to go to Disney World and then this colossal greasy manchild is just throwing a big baby fit and making everyone uncomfortable.

I wondered if he had informed the people in the ride theater that he was doing a bit and making sure they were okay with it but the more I saw of him the more I thought "No. No he didn't."

The very IDEA of basing a show ENTIRELY around Disney World ride reviews just seemed so absurd to me. How could you do an entire show about something only a select few will get to experience?! ...then Defunctland showed me how it was done and it's amazing. Heck there's an uncomfortable number of Disney Themepark Shows all produced better than what this guy did.

So every time I see this thread I think "How can this man even EXIST?!".
I don't know if it can be found today, but back when he was on blip.tv he had a blooper reel where in one of the clips he was at Disney World and he got yelled at by a parent for saying inappropriate things in front of children, Tony mocks said parent within the edit
 
Have you spent much time on Moviebob's thread? This is nothing new. His sense of entitlement compared to his actual accomplishments is insane, even by Twitter addicted wokie standards.

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Who's the blonde? Did Goldmark get remarried? I always like how ridiculously flattering his avatars are. Who draws these fucking things anyway? Does he pay them? Or is there an artist or two who are so pathetic they made Goldmark of all people their senpai?

I've stayed away from MovieBlob. There are only so many grody, fat-fuck, smug, obnoxious SJWs with unwarranted self-importance that I can take before my head pops.

I'm very confused as to how this guy still has people on Patreon paying him a total of $771 per video

Unfortunately there are a lot of fucktards with more money than common sense who will gladly fork over their money/TardBux on "content creators" if they parrot the "right kind" of politics.

Well THAT'S a random thread bump but screw it, I'll take it as an excuse to newfag sperg about this guy:

Way back eons ago when That Guy With The Glasses was a thing, I watched ONE video that this guy did (and then his crossover with Brows Held High) and I was just...horrified. It was some video on like...Honey I Shrunk The Audience or something and I was watching this asshole shout angry reviewer obscenities in the middle of Disney World...with parents and kids in the background. I felt such extreme second hand embarassment and could not comprehend the overwhelming level of entitlement that would take. I mean, I've NEVER been to Disney World, it has always been out of reach for me no matter how much I wanted to go so I understand that to a lot of people a Disney World vacation is a BIG deal, possibly once in a lifetime type of thing for some. And then this dipshit who lives in the area just takes it all for granted and throws little faux shitfits in the middle of a ride theater. I just imagine being that little kid in the background, dreaming to go to Disney World and then this colossal greasy manchild is just throwing a big baby fit and making everyone uncomfortable.

I wondered if he had informed the people in the ride theater that he was doing a bit and making sure they were okay with it but the more I saw of him the more I thought "No. No he didn't."

The very IDEA of basing a show ENTIRELY around Disney World ride reviews just seemed so absurd to me. How could you do an entire show about something only a select few will get to experience?! ...then Defunctland showed me how it was done and it's amazing. Heck there's an uncomfortable number of Disney Themepark Shows all produced better than what this guy did.

So every time I see this thread I think "How can this man even EXIST?!".

One little niggle: Skidmark lives in the Socialist Republic of California and not Florida. He was able to go to theme parks all the time, including ones on the opposite coast, because his parents were rich (LOL Jews) and his mother left him a fat trust fund when she croaked. So he has been a jobless loser living off mommy's success his whole life and the only thing supplementing the trust fund is his Patreon hipster welfare. When that inevitably dries up he will be back to coasting by on that golden parachute his mother left him.

I've been to both US Disney resorts once each. I got to go to Disney World when I was about 7 because my parents won free airfare, and that was the only way we could afford a trip like that because we were pretty poor. In 2013 I got to go to Disneyland with my wife, oldest son, and mother. We drove because we live two states away and it took all of us pitching in to pay for it. So I totally understand how it would feel to scrimp and save every last dime, taking overtime to get more money, arranging the time off from work (and the financial hit that brings if you don't get vacation time at your job), the joy and excitement as you and your family enter those gates to make memories that will last a lifetime, your children's faces light up when they see their favorite characters or that ride they've dreamed about going on...and then you round the corner and there's an obese, greasy, child molester-looking manchild there in the middle of the walkway screaming profanities into a camera like he's the only one there. I can tell you that at the very least I'd be having some words with him. It would be one thing if he was only mouthing the words silently, then adding the dialog in post. But he didn't do that, because he's lazy and that would take actual work.

The funniest thing I recall was when Legoland wouldn't let him into an attraction because he looks like a pedophile.

My favorite Skidmark moment was when he was bitching that the Universal Studios California version of the Harry Potter ride (his favorite ride he claimed) didn't have "husky" seating like the Florida version. It was so entitled and self-important and lacking of any self-awareness that it was hilarious.

And he totally looks like a pedophile. He's disgusting.

If I'm not mistaken wasn't he constantly telling people his girlfriend was legal when they got together?

I seem to remember there being some scuttlebutt about people saying his girlfriend being underage and potentially a tranny. I mean, if he doesn't want people insinuating that he's a creepy kiddie diddler then maybe he should try his best NOT to look like a creepy sick fuck. The hair, style of glasses, clothes he wears, and lack of personal hygiene really aren't doing him any favors in that regard.
 
Guess who finally uploaded an actual video:

Imagine saving up to go to an amusement park with your family for your once a year vacation and you get on a ride and the first thing you see is this greasy, screeching pederast. I'd just turn around and go home again.
 
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