Just an update on Verlis….6 months later.
He’s still clickbaiting the newest Pokémon games. Here’s an example of that
The latest hill he died on was sperging over Legends of Arceus. The irony would be the very things he wanted from Sword and Shield are what he despises about Arceus, but Verlisify being a disingenuous contrarian for relevancy is nothing new.
It’s amazing how stagnant he is. He’s still accusing Wolfe Glick of cheating, he’s still making a fool of himself on Twitter, and he’s still milking controversy as his relevance is dying slowly. The only difference is his pride in his skill in Pokémon Unite, a League clone with pay to win mechanics.
You’d think Verlisify would be a great furcow . He’s an edgelord adjacent, Tim Pool simping, 42 year old manchild wolf kin who straddles a literal poke ball choke collar and got his girlfriend cucked by a Pokémon simulator.
But he’s. So. Goddamn. Boring. Dude is a literal cum dumpster. There’s no fun in following someone who’s this shameless and desperate for attention and pennies from children. The man somehow was so much of a consistent degenerate, he practically blended among the furfaggots and Pokémon manchildren. It’s not that there isn’t new content to sustain a thread, nor it’s a case of a cow having a change of heart and moving away from the internet—Verlisify just outbored anyone who’d bother updating his own thread.
This particular phenomenon of cows stalling out their own relevancy for a thread isn’t new, but it’s just notable especially for Verlisify. He’s literally everything I love to laugh at in a furfaggot, but he’s the equivalent of a ten-cent whore with deflated tits and saggy thighs.
