Too fat for jail

Its an old video but its still funny to me
TL;DR of the story is he was caught dealing prescription drugs. Slapped with a felony. Judge didnt think he could run away very far (550lb man normally cant) so allowed him to stay out of jail per-se with house arrest. Later wants to travel back to ohio as if he is a free man and had rights. Gets told no because hes technically supposed to be in jail.

I guess if you can be beautiful at any size you can also commit crime at any size.

 

[swiv]

being encased in hundreds of pounds of blubber seems like a kind of prison all on its own..

 

[Y2K Baby]

And people say being fat doesn't have any advantages.

 

[Kurtzko]

Question, what if they sent him to jail, he dies of the certain heart failure, and prisoners hide in his huge corpse to escape? How many could fit?

 

[Mrs Paul]

It's too bad they don't have a space for him, because he'd slim up real quick.

 

[millais]

It's too bad they don't have a space for him, because he'd slim up real quick.

I read that prison food is all carbs and starch, so prisoners get really fat if they don't stick to a rigorous workout regimen in there. Apparently Jared Fogle, of Subway and pedo infamy, has gained back all his weight in just a few short years in prison.

 

[Yamyam]

His body is a prison

 

[Tookie]

I read that prison food is all carbs and starch, so prisoners get really fat if they don't stick to a rigorous workout regimen in there. Apparently Jared Fogle, of Subway and pedo infamy, has gained back all his weight in just a few short years in prison.

Yes, it's cheaper to feed them that stuff and it keeps them lethargic and easier to manage.