Top 5 numbers between 1-5 - I think I drank too much

[TETRABAX]

Ranking my top 5 numbers between 1-5 (inclusive)

Number 5: Number 4
The only thing interesting about four is the clout it gets from being 2²

Number 4: Number 5
Five is a very boring number. It's basically a beta cuck version of 10

Number 3: Number 2
Two is interesting with it's properties as a discriminator between even and odd. Not much else there

Number 2: Number 1
Cool number, literally 100%, best numerator

Number 1: Number 3
Three points forms a triangle giving birth to trigonometry. Best number, hands down


How do you rank the best numbers between 1-5?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

1. Three- rhymes with me and I am the best
2. Four - rhymes with more and more is better
3. One- rhymes with fun and who doesn't like fun?
4. Two- rhymes with you and nobody likes you
5. Five- rhymes with jive which is nigger talk

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

5. Four: literally a useless number. Sucks as a demoninator. Good for hexidecimal thobeit.

4. One: the boring, lame god of the pythagoreans and stoics. Epitome of selfishness. Muslims worship this number too.

3. Five: very useful number; the basis of numerous number systems throughout history and across a myriad of cultures. Not a shitty version of ten. A CHAD version of t*n.

2. Two: Two natures of Christ, two genders (male and female), two horizontal bars on the great Lone Star Flag. Prime number; member of the golden ratio; the basis of binary.

1. Three: Πατρός καί Γιου καί Αγιου Πνεύματος!

 

[Space Police]

Πατρός καί Γιου καί Αγιου Πνεύματος!

forgot upsilon award

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

The number BLEAM, which belongs between 4 and 5.

 

[Cats]

#1. 0.0000000000000000000000324

#2. 1.567r

#3. 3

#4. 1.09

#5. 4 1/2

 

[The Backwards Man]

thrembo

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

II III V I IV

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

forgot upsilon award

κλάσε μου τα αρχίδια μαλάκα

 

[Secret Boots]

Dunno man, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 are nice but I dig ϕ.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

9

 

[Human Waiter]

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

1. 3.14 (Pi)
2. 4.1 (surround sound)
3. 1.059 (equal temperament)
4. $2 (currency)
5. 5.7x28mm (ammo)

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Personally, number 2 has always been my lucky number so it is number 1 in my heart.

 

[BatsInTheBelfry]

5. 1, it’s fine. Sometimes easy to mistake for an l or an I when written. Room for error.
4. 2, niiiice. Super even.
3. 4 the most fun to write of the five.
2. 3, :3
1. 5, kinda tied with 3, but got my final vote because counting by fives is the most satisfying.

 

[Wolf Spider]

3.5
Or, as our African-American friends would say, "tree fiddy"

 

[DumbDude43]

π (pi)
e (eulers number)
√2 (sqrt 2)
φ (golden ratio)
Ϫ (thrembo)

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Number I, Xemnas, The Superior of The In-Between, The Nobody of Xehanort
Number II, Xigbar, The Freeshooter, The Nobody of Braig
Number III, Xaldin, The Whirlwind Lancer, The Nobody of Dilan
Number IV, Vexen, The Chilly Academic, The Nobody of Even
Number V, Lexeaus, The Taciturn Stalwart, The Nobody of Aeleus
I think I like Xigbar the most.

 

[Irregardless]

5. 1, it’s fine. Sometimes easy to mistake for an l or an I when written. Room for error.
4. 2, niiiice. Super even.
3. 4 the most fun to write of the five.
2. 3, :3
1. 5, kinda tied with 3, but got my final vote because counting by fives is the most satisfying.

Probably the best response here, especially for the placement of 1 and 5. I was reading it and before I saw where 5 was I was thinking "5 gotta be the best because it's the easiest to count with" then bam, you put 5 at #1. Brilliant.