TORRID DRESSING ROOM TRY ON + HAUL!!!!!! - 7/27/18

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We're getting close to moo-moo clothing choices, guys!
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lmao when I saw that hideous blue dress in the try-on I was hoping she'd get it. thankfully necks picked it for her :biggrin:
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Well, she's still able to lug herself to the car to get to her Mecca of Lexington. Gorl, in that dressing room, wowzers. She still manages to duck lip and preen. Tries on a few hideous tops (per usual). THE FUCKING CHEESECAKE FACTORY. I swear this bitch owns stock. Eric got the orange chicken as well just like last time. Not one of these people has an ounce of taste and they are the very definition of basic bitches. All of them. I'm only glad Ricky was spared this. Ol gorl got two dresses that she will wear as tops and another fucking pair of earrings. Because she clearly needs more. Why is EVERY single video she's uploaded in the past 3 days been her "most requested videos". How is it possible for all of them to be the most requested, Hambert? At least it's not another boring ass sit down. I think she's using those sit downs as a means of lowering the bar even further so she can be even lazier than ever to prepare us for BedBound Town. :optimistic::optimistic:

ETA: Becky got a tossed away shout out for having gotten "tons of stuff" from Spencer's like the mental teenager that she is. And, Hambert's bra is finally assimilating into her flesh. It is now one with her.
 
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Dear lord, someone please make that clip of her taking a bite out of that peice of bread at 4:21 a gif. That shit is horrifying.
 
One of these days I need to get a latte and go people watching at Torrids I'll bet it's a riot given they apparently sell dresses for literal half ton whales.
 
Someone planning on losing weight doesn’t go out and buy a shit-ton of clothes.

Just saying. Gorl has no plans to lose anything!

ETA: She finally said some truth! “I don’t know fashion. I don’t know English either.” we know, gorl, we know
 
There was a different song in the background with every shirt, i wouldn't be suprised if it takes her minutes to squeeze and struggle herself into a simple top. Also, those faces she makes and the thumbs up or down is so cringy.. And those arms jeez!
 
Oh Hamburgers said:
Break up must be coming soon because she's changing her style. She only does that with new girlfriends.
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That comment about "I'm tired of dressing like a goth girl" or whatever: She started dressing like a goth girl to snag Becky.

Shit like this is why I can't just stop watching her. I've been anticipating the break up since the day she said "my new gorlfriend" and made chocolate gravy with necks.
 
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