TORRID TRY-ON + TARGET HAUL - 6/20/2018

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If the youtube bux ever dry up completely, she can always
1. Sell videos to weight gain fetishists
2. Win hot dog eating contests
3. Be a human guinea pig for an unscrupulous pharmaceutical company
 
Did it annoy anyone else that she bought those pride pins without understanding the significance of most of them, specifically the pink triangle? Or am I just being too much of a sensitive snowflake?
 
Does she have diagnosed bipolar II? She seems very manic. Or is she always this way?
She is not diagnosed. She avoids any medical professionals like vampires avoid sunlight. There is speculation that she is, but, obviously, there is no official diagnosis of anything.

She has ups (these manic-type phases) typically followed by crocodile tear phases where she really puts on the victim act and blames the haydurs and The Binge Monster™ for her actions.


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I think she acts so manic and frenzied cause she thinks it somehow makes her look more active and interesting. Have we really seen any corresponding lows with her? She seems pretty pleased with herself at all times, even at points when she's relating those moments of clarity about how dangerous her lifestyle is. She could care less, she marked into a very niche thing on youtube that allows her corpulent self to make money and afford all the food she wants.
 
When she is standing at the trunk she looks almost as wide as the car. Becky is pretty plump as well. Can you imagine a two hour drive with all that crammed in that small car? That poor poor car. She has said the car is hers it seems like she would have picked out something more her size. I guess at that size anything would be hard to get into but I really just can't understand where it all goes, I mean the seat is only so big and her ass is twice as big and there is only a small gap between the door and seat. Must be the tardis of cars.
 
Did it annoy anyone else that she bought those pride pins without understanding the significance of most of them, specifically the pink triangle? Or am I just being too much of a sensitive snowflake?

Nah, I agree completely. She absolutely doesn't know the meaning, and doesn't care to; pink triangles are just so key-yoot!

To be honest, I'm surprised she hasn't jumped on the Tumblr train. She could make plenty of funding posts; I can see it now.

queer disabled girl and her partner need help!! please venmo ten dollars so i can get to walmart for food. here's my amazon wishlist full of chips u w u
 
Y'all are talking about industrial military equipment but I only saw one thing

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Dammit, you stole my likes

Her ideas about cities are annoying and funny to me. You think people wouldnt look at you weird in LA? You really think you would fit in? People know about vlogging but not everybody does it, and most people dont do it in public. But people know about vlogging in Kentucky too.

Really what does a city have that Amberlynn wants that she doesnt have already? She'd just be hanging out in the Cheesecake Factory in the strip malls in LA. She could find and do that same shit she thinks she needs a city for, right now where she is: find good (non-chain) restaurants that dont just reheat and assemble food, or cool communities and maybe even niche hobby shops--she's not averse to a 2 hr road trip both ways for something she wants--but she wont because she's too lazy and wouldnt fit in and it hadnt been handed to her. That wont change when she's in a city. Nothing would change for or about her if she was magically teleported to LA today.

She's the ultimate consumer, and she thinks a city will be more her speed, and she's absolutely wrong. She sees all this shit on pinterest and thinks it's just there, an object, a thing you can have, like you can just buy it like all the other shit she buys. She doesnt understand there's a person behind all that shit, behind a well designed room or outfit, behind good food, interesting and good art or music.

Some of it is exposure, sure, that you would get in a city but with the internet, you can get exposed to these ideas easier than ever, you dont need to be in the city except to cultivate a network maybe, find neat hobby shops and communities that couldnt be supported elsewhere but she's not into any of that.

She doesnt even have a voice or personality to express, and that's where the other like 80% of the shit she identifies as being 'city things' comes from--person themselves and their ideas. She has none of her own, and you cant just buy ideas or taste. You cant buy a personality. That's the real struggle.

She's in it for status and fashion and shit: the cute boutique shops and all the shit she sees on pinterest; even though she couldnt put any of that shit together if she had the means, and has sized out of it long ago. She has no taste and doesnt really care for quality necessarily. Like having a Kors bag or whatever--she doesnt give a fuck, it's just some tag she can hang on herself because she's an all consuming void of a person.

Life is what YOU make of it, a city doesnt magically give you that shit. Maybe more opportunities, but it doesnt MAKE you cool, or your life interesting and meaningful. If your videos are shit, your content bad, your life meaningless and empty, and you lack taste, living in a city wont change any of that, nor will a new camera or a Macbook status symbol. YOU have to change all that and you can do that anywhere.

Water finds its level Amberlynn. In reality, youve found yours--backwater Kentucky is just right for you, youre right where you belong.

More than that, she's the fucking width of a parking space in LA. I noticed how far she opened car doors and others have too because of how insanely ridiculous it is. She has to open it ALL the way. She wouldnt even be able to get out of a car, and she sure as hell couldnt walk. She also probably couldnt afford the cost of living. She'd need that money she bleeds away on pointless shit.
She wants to be in the cidee because she is closer to all kinds of restaurants, Sushi, Steaks, Ice, they have everything in a city and of course there are more places to buy herself a manic phase other than walmart.

Its been said before buy rural Kentucky is where she belongs, in fact, she should be in Wyoming or Dekota far away from fatty, gluttonous restaurants and unnecessary hedonistic shopping opportunities. What she needs is to hunger until she can walk properly again and the go out in the woods on walks or hiking so she can lose weight, but no, she will go out of her way driving hours to Cheeskace and ordering shit on Amazon, she could be in Ethiopia and not lose weight.
 
It seems like in almost every video she's posted this week, something is "eye-openeen." She's so dramatic.

"I can't walk much anymore. It's eye-openeen, but I don't really know what that means and I'll do nothing to change it." :P
 
The walking thing is actually kind of alarming. She recently admitted to using a scooter at Walmart and has actively complained about walking being difficult in her vlogs. We also see much less of her walking in the vlogs than we used to - at most, we might get a short waddle to the car once a vlog. I thought an injury would be what led her immobility but it's looking like she's about to get bedbound all on her own.
 
The walking thing is actually kind of alarming. She recently admitted to using a scooter at Walmart and has actively complained about walking being difficult in her vlogs. We also see much less of her walking in the vlogs than we used to - at most, we might get a short waddle to the car once a vlog. I thought an injury would be what led her immobility but it's looking like she's about to get bedbound all on her own.
Maybe not bed-bound but certainly limited mobility. I'll bet before the end of next year she'll need a double-wide wheelchair. She'll need a walker to stand long enough for the wheelchair to be closed and slid through doors, Eric and Becky are going to have to help her lift her legs into the car and some poor Texas Roadhouse server who wont get paid enough for this shit will have to help Becky get her out. She'll need a bedside commode as she wont fit in that bathroom and Becky's going to have to wash her with a rag and bucket while paying careful attention to her folds and applying anti-fungal ointment and probably A&D cream to fortify the skin and reduce friction, honestly she should already be doing these for her poor skin. It might be easier for her to use a reclining chair to sleep in than to climb into bed every night also she can keep her head elevated to prevent sleep apnea.

If she does not fall and injure herself or suffer an amputation before she gets to this state, this is where she's headed. The ball picks up speed as it rolls downhill, Amber.

Please vlog the life of a 28 y/o nursing home resident for us because once those Yootoob bux dry up I don't see Becky tolerating this lifestyle, it'll be too much work for our freeloading thumb to handle.
 
When she is standing at the trunk she looks almost as wide as the car. Becky is pretty plump as well. Can you imagine a two hour drive with all that crammed in that small car? That poor poor car. She has said the car is hers it seems like she would have picked out something more her size. I guess at that size anything would be hard to get into but I really just can't understand where it all goes, I mean the seat is only so big and her ass is twice as big and there is only a small gap between the door and seat. Must be the tardis of cars.
The car has been in the shop multiple times and they’ve had it for about a year. Do we actually wonder why?
And she can’t get a larger vehicle because they generally have a higher step to get in. Amber can hardly lift her legs high enough to hobble-walk.

But guys we are so jealous of her super cool YouTuber lifestyle.
 
Has she ever talked about how embarrassed she is by her weight, or that it makes her want to stay shut in the house? That it gives her anxiety to go outside because she knows people are staring, laughing, etc.?

I'm just wondering if she actually has that shame and refuses to admit it, or if she genuinely has no shame.
 
Has she ever talked about how embarrassed she is by her weight, or that it makes her want to stay shut in the house? That it gives her anxiety to go outside because she knows people are staring, laughing, etc.?

I'm just wondering if she actually has that shame and refuses to admit it, or if she genuinely has no shame.
She has just enough shame to badly lie about what she can and can't do or what she's done or not doing to us. Like when she smacked her calf with a razor a few times to prove she shaves, filmed herself turning on the shower and standing in a towel or clutched Twinkie's paws in her fat hands to hide that she hasn't cut the poor dogs nails.

She doesn't have the right amount of willpower to be ashamed of heavily breathing and lumbering around a Chinese buffETTE line.
 
does this mean on her two hour drive home from the Cheesecake Factory she ate her leftovers, was still hungry then decided to go to TGIF to binge more?
You're forgetting the little sit down talk she gave to the camera at the Starbucks inside Target. I don't think Amber can be in any place that sells food calories and not buy a few...hundred.
Win hot dog eating contests
That ain't never happening. They remind her too much of D.I.C.K.. Last time she cooked sausages she chopped them up to get rid of that horrible phallic shape.
Maybe not bed-bound but certainly limited mobility.
Limited mobility is already in place, and has been since before she decided to use the fitbit to count her steps. There is a video of her walking with Eric and he's just taking a stroll, while she's behind him huffing and puffing, claiming to have exercise asthma. IIRC, she didn't make it around the block.
 
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