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EighTEEN is a teenager.
When people say "teen", colloquially they mean "adolescent", which usually refers to 13 to 17 year olds in most common usages. When these articles say "teenager" they are using the technicality of the word "teenager" to mean "someone whose age ends in the word 'teen'". They wrote the article's title in such a way to make its audience infer the person who did it was younger, and thus less culpable or cognoscente of the crimes they committed, justifying the light sentence when viewed at first glance. This a form of wordplay and truth-bending that only serves to obfuscate and harm the American public, the target audience of the Department of Justice article.EighTEEN. TEEN. I know, numbers are hard.
You either have autism and are "ACKTUALLY"ing everyone for internet points or are speaking maliciously to feign innocence for a horrible person's rather light punishment (assuming he didn't rat anyone else out, that is), either way you are a faggot.