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[Windy Moors]

Lmao, Jackie has retweeted this pretending she was helpful to the investigation

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Yeah just rexeet the DOJ with the new violent antifa/leftist codeword in your name, she is so fucking stupid.

Spoiler: #cutewinterboots

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Enjoy prison, Filion child.

No wonder Pat says that all the time, it's quite satisfying.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

When people say "teen", colloquially they mean "adolescent", which usually refers to 13 to 17 year olds in most common usages. When these articles say "teenager" they are using the technicality of the word "teenager" to mean "someone whose age ends in the word 'teen'". They wrote the article's title in such a way to make its audience infer the person who did it was younger, and thus less culpable or cognoscente of the crimes they committed, justifying the light sentence when viewed at first glance. This a form of wordplay and truth-bending that only serves to obfuscate and harm the American public, the target audience of the Department of Justice article.

You either have autism and are "ACKTUALLY"ing everyone for internet points or are speaking maliciously to feign innocence for a horrible person's rather light punishment (assuming he didn't rat anyone else out, that is), either way you are a faggot.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pretentious

 

[LarpBait]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pretentious

I may be pretentious, but you're wrong on the internet, and that made me mad.

 

[Dude Snakes]

4 years is lower than what this dude deserves but it isn't nothing, this young dude is going to have a bad time.

 

[Swamp Thang]

Still a literal teenager, though.

Yes but calling someone who is legally an adult and being tried as one a teenager is misleading even if it is correct especially since the legal definition and the common one are different. People should use the legal definition when covering shit like this because headlines like "Retard endangers hundreds of people" can garner undeserved sympathy for him, the headlines all most people are going to read anyway and they'll assume he's 14-16.

 

[KarmaIsHere]

Yes but calling someone who is legally an adult and being tried as one a teenager is misleading even if it is correct especially since the legal definition and the common one are different. People should use the legal definition when covering shit like this because headlines like "Retard endangers hundreds of people" can garner undeserved sympathy for him, the headlines all most people are going to read anyway and they'll assume he's 14-16.

You do have a great point. I mean, technically someone who is 18 or 19 is a teenager but they are grown in the eyes of the law. I did originally think he was about 16, as I am new to this person and this site. I do agree that it was misleading. Although I am unsure if that is the fault of the poster or the fault of our judicial system or the fault of how this was reported on by media. Maybe all the above.

 

[Swamp Thang]

You do have a great point. I mean, technically someone who is 18 or 19 is a teenager but they are grown in the eyes of the law. I did originally think he was about 16, as I am new to this person and this site. I do agree that it was misleading. Although I am unsure if that is the fault of the poster or the fault of our judicial system or the fault of how this was reported on by media. Maybe all the above.

Just the way it was reported on is kind of at fault, even though he was younger than 18 for most of the swattings (which may have affected his sentencing), there's no reason to mention that he is a teenager because his crimes are serious enough to go to an adult court even if he was a minor. Maybe I'm just being autistic but I just think it's good practice to use legal terms when talking about legal matters.

 

[AltisticRight]

this young dude is going to have a bad time.

He'll spend about three years and a half (or two years and a half if the one year already counts) in federal prison filled with people charged for white collar crimes such as corruption, scamming the government, dodging the taxman and wirefraud.
So nah, he's not going to have a bad time. He might even meet some like-minded individuals who did smarter crimes than calling swat teams to schools with a 15% Black population.

This little rat hapa was perusing an engineering degree which is easy six digits after the first/second year of apprenticeship, yet he chose to do retard crimes with a cabal of eastern European nazi larpers.
Worthless and pathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

He'll spend about three years and a half (or two years and a half if the one year already counts) in federal prison filled with people charged for white collar crimes such as corruption, scamming the government, dodging the taxman and wirefraud.

It seems there's some discretion as to whether pretrial detention credit gets granted, but considering the cushy deal this maggot got, I'd be surprised if it doesn't.

 

[Carcoid]

Looks like a Questionably White Mystery Meat

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

@AltisticRight He's a famous soy boy with bitch tits going into the federal system for crank calling 911. He might not be serving the time you want, but the other inmates are going to make sure he enjoys prison.

Prisoners talk a big ballgame about rape. It’s mostly just talk, people are trying to do their time and not do anything to get time added.

48 months in the peepee poopoo rape dungeon is a pretty long time.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Prisoners talk a big ballgame about rape. It’s mostly just talk, people are trying to do their time and not do anything to get time added.

48 months in the peepee poopoo rape dungeon is a pretty long time.

To clarify, I don't think he'll get raped. I can imagine a bunch of other things happening to him, like getting shaken down for his stuff.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

To clarify, I don't think he'll get raped. I can imagine a bunch of other things happening to him, like getting shaken down for his stuff.

Yeah that’s actually possible.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

California has the most retarded Legal System perhaps in the entire world. 48 Months really? It's like they encourage people to commit crime there. Also the LAPD is one of the worst trained police forces I've ever seen. I've watched hundreds of hours of bodycam footage and it's embarrassing to see the LAPD in action and the officers they hire. Literal Gang members are being hired by them I've seen videos all 3 officers had the same tattoos on their forearms like wtf...Gavin needs to go and there needs to be some serious political shifts in that state or it's going to eventually collapse on itself.

 

[Pelican Bones]

California has the most retarded Legal System perhaps in the entire world. 48 Months really? It's like they encourage people to commit crime there. Also the LAPD is one of the worst trained police forces I've ever seen. I've watched hundreds of hours of bodycam footage and it's embarrassing to see the LAPD in action and the officers they hire. Literal Gang members are being hired by them I've seen videos all 3 officers had the same tattoos on their forearms like wtf...Gavin needs to go and there needs to be some serious political shifts in that state or it's going to eventually collapse on itself.

How can motherfuckers keep embarrassing themselves like this?

 

[McSneaks]

I've noticed that there is a trend of considering both "18" and "19" as teenage aged because they contain teen in the name...

Holy shit this might be the most retarded thing I've ever read on this site

 

[niggyfaggot]

@AltisticRight He's a famous soy boy with bitch tits going into the federal system for crank calling 911. He might not be serving the time you want, but the other inmates are going to make sure he enjoys prison.

Y'all assume people are just violently raped as opposed to willingly giving it up or paying off debt using their asshole lol. Yes he would probably be violently raped if they put him in a cell with niggers serving life but that isn't the standard procedure. It wasn't the procedure even in the 70's guards just did it to uppity commies and trust fund kids that they wanted to punish and it happened in jail not prison most of the time. Believe it or not most men would rather just jack it than stick their dick into some incels crusty shithole.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Y'all assume people are just violently raped as opposed to willingly giving it up or paying off debt using their asshole lol. Yes he would probably be violently raped if they put him in a cell with niggers serving life but that isn't the standard procedure. It wasn't the procedure even in the 70's guards just did it to uppity commies and trust fund kids that they wanted to punish and it happened in jail not prison most of the time. Believe it or not most men would rather just jack it than stick their dick into some incels crusty shithole.

Chill out on the fanfic

 

[t28ai875]

nigga boutta get the quickest life sentence at the bidness end of a shotty

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I would like to create a council that states his tipples must be tippled until death.