Tough Meta Thread

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One would question why someone like Jackie is in a subforum with the other Lolbulls, but have you seen her? You'd question her sexuality too.
 
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VitalyzdTV should have his own lolcow thread if he doesn’t already. Big time internet “tough guy”
 
IMO Fedsmoker should be included in Tough Guys

Fedsmoker pulled his own rotting tooth out with a pocket knife. If that ain't actual tough guy behavior I don't know what is. (It's schizo as fuck too, but that's not relevant)

Also he's, you know, dead. No point moving corpses into the subforum.
 
Some common traits of Internet Tough Guys:

  • Boastful. Everyone must know how tough they are.
  • Fragile egos.
  • Usually losers in real life. Tough guy persona is how they cope.
  • Dunning Krueger syndrome. They know a little about a subject then declare themselves experts.
  • Real life personalities are often timid and weak. If someone actually calls their bluff and comes to fight them they'll cry and shit themselves.
  • Narcissistic.
  • Fat.
  • Emotionally/intellectually stunted.
I agree with moving MovieBlob over. Can I also nominate Danny "Razorfist" Harris?
Seconding the Razorfist nomination. If there is anything the guy loves more than barely legal (in more ways than one) latina women, it's playing with his collection of outdated guns while calling random people on the internet the names of various Greek philosophers as if they are insults.

He's traded (verbal) jabs with the likes of Josh Barnett, who despite making a living being what could be considered an actual tough guy, is much less abrassive and comes across as much more educated (at least in his field) than the man who insists WENT TO COLLEGE and learnt to debate, yet gets his ass handed to him every time.
Movieblob is a fucking loser so I'll move him, but I feel like Razorfist is currently too successful.
He certainly has the illusion of success, but you obviously haven't seen him playing games. :story:
 
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Some nominations:
  • Kirtaner, fake hacker and unhinged drug addict that boasts about his plans to have Null arrested and the Farms destroyed.
  • Neal Rauhauser, genuinely unhinged career """troll""" / snitch with a multi-decade-long career of "you're finished, kiddo :smug:"-ing his perceived political opponents on Twitter.
  • Joey Camp, schizophrenic serial stalker who has gone after hundreds of Twitter randos with faildoxing and extortion attempts (and is a pedophile, lul).
  • Sinseer, owner of the DropKiwifarms account, long history of tough guy-ing his trolls from Fallout 76, currently acting as a cheerleader for Fatrick and Jackie.
  • Bit of an iffy nomination, but Elaine and her fake hacker/fake doxer shtick to try and Take Down The Farms could be a pretty good fit.
 
Bardfinn? I'm not sure if he would 100% fit in here, or if this is the best fit for him, but he takes being top mop of reddit quite seriously, and (allegedly) organized cp posting to take down subreddits he was beefing with. Since reddit just nuked their moderation tools we may be privy to some interesting times with him. Plus, thinking of his reaction to being moved from "Rat King" to "Tough Guy" makes me laugh.

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Bardfinn? I'm not sure if he would 100% fit in here, or if this is the best fit for him, but he takes being top mop of reddit quite seriously, and (allegedly) organized cp posting to take down subreddits he was beefing with. Since reddit just nuked their moderation tools we may be privy to some interesting times with him. Plus, thinking of his reaction to being moved from "Rat King" to "Tough Guy" makes me laugh.
While there are a lot of trannies that qualify as Internet Tough Guys I feel like it's best to leave them in the Stinkditch. Theres no reason to move trannies out because their main quality is making their entire personality about being trans.
Speaking of which, why is Bardfinn a Rat King? He'd fit in more at the Stinkditch IMO.
 
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