Tough Meta Thread

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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

This is a board for tough guys. The toughest guys on the Internet. They're not lolcows, they're lolBULLS. They're raging with testosterone. They shoot guns. They have bitches. And no, stalker child, you did not fart in their wife's vagina.

What makes a tough guy?

• They're not afraid of attention on the Internet. In fact, they welcome it! Despite having totally real and successful careers, they have plenty of time to put down losers on Twitter.
• Every L is a W. Actually, they never lose. They're too tough to lose. You thought something was humiliating to them? Wrong again, stalker.
• Mess with the lolbull, get the lolhorns. These tough guys are going to get people put in cyberjail. Talking online? That's a felony, child. Enjoy prison!
• Women can be tough guys too. It's 2023 - you really think being misogynistic is tough?

Suggest thread moves and forum improvements here, thanks.

I am looking for people who a lot of time arguing with their critics, especially with overt physical or judicial threats.
I am not looking for people who are famous or macho, but reserved enough not to sperg on social media all day (Steven Crowder).

An Internet Tough Guy can actually be physically fit, or he can be a fatass with bitchtits. It matters more that he's tough on the Internet, without consideration for how tough they are in real life.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Just A Butt]

The toughest guys on the Internet.

does this include slapfights in chat or should i just leave that alone for entertainment reasons?

 

[Spud]

The "Manosphere" stuff being moved here would make sense. Or is this more people who act tough through their keyboards and podcast to help save the White race?

 

[Null]

does this include slapfights in chat or should i just leave that alone for entertainment reasons?

If it wouldn't qualify for halal it does not belong here.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Paging Shane Nokes. Paging Shane Nokes. Shane, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Edit: He has an account here, apparently, though he only responds on twitter.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Mess with the lolbull, get the lolhorns. These tough guys are going to get people put in cyberjail. Talking online? That's a felony, child. Enjoy prison!

We did it, Reddit!

We finally have a Tomlinson board!

I kid, but super excited for who we'll put in here.

 

[Juhlonduss]

The toughest man in Ohio, Cyraxx, should be in here. He's all about threatening to kick people's ass.

 

[Meriasek]

Ah, nice. A well deserved board that will spoon-feed us our ribs.

 

[Kerr Avon]

The mall ninja that came to attention during Weeb Wars Jeff Allen

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

The toughest man in Ohio, Cyraxx, should be in here. He's all about threatening to kick people's ass.

Along with all the motorcycle gangs he is always affiliated with

 

[The Cunting Death]

Ngl this is a good idea for a board.

 

[Artaius]

Can autistic "I know where you live, kid!" uber hackers and wannabe CIA assassins count as tough guys? The Internet is serious and real type of guys.

 

[MooseGump]

Donga would be proud

 

[Johnny Salami]

What did you say about me? Can't you see i used a dark filter on my pfp? That's how tough I am!

 

[Meriasek]

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What did you say about me? Can't you see i used a dark filter on my pfp? That's how tough I am!

That guy is totally next in line for a thread here.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I suggest moving the Jason Blaha thread here. While a small thread he has a long history

Skip to 2:25 to see some highlights

 

[Spunt]

Charlie Zelenoff, wannabe boxer who claims a 556-0 record, even though most of his "fights" involve the unprovoked sucker-punching of innocent people.

Edit: Does ADF count as an internet tough guy? He talks a lot of shit about punching Nazis and poses with Mall Ninja weapons but runs and hides from any real-world confrontation.

 

[RACISM]

Oh this is going to be fun. I love these easily riled niggers.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I suggest moving the Jason Blaha thread here. While a small thread he has a long history

Skip to 2:25 to see some highlights

The toughest of them all, he actually trained at the Farm at Langley and worked as a CIA mercenary in Central America where was known as Hemingway

Perhaps the carnivore diet thread could also be moved here because literally everyone in that community is retarded and fits the profile

This tiny guy