Tough Meta Thread

[AMHOLIO]

Finally a board for MEN.

 

[Meriasek]

I suggest moving the Jason Blaha thread here. While a small thread he has a long history

Skip to 2:25 to see some highlights

Our boy Hemingway is certainly a perfect fit for this board.

 

[RACISM]

Charlie Zelenoff, wannabe boxer who claims a 556-0 record, even though most of his "fights" involve the unprovoked sucker-punching of innocent people.

Edit: Does ADF count as an internet tough guy? He talks a lot of shit about punching Nazis and poses with Mall Ninja weapons but runs and hides from any real-world confrontation.

Most hilarious Charlie moment was when Mike Tyson's son beat the shit out of him.

 

[Spergichu]

 

[frap]

Null you fucking madlad, you've made a Pat board while also not making it a Pat board. Genius move.

 

[AltisticRight]

I would move Tonkasaw and Dax Herara's threads here.
Any "carnivore diet" advocate belongs here.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robby-pilkington-tonkasaw-robi-vio.48186/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dax-he...-show-new-project-2-juju-the-cow.49366/unread

 

[Meat Target]

I'd move the Mike Enoch/Right Stuff/National Justice Party and Chris Sfinas/Guardian Training Center threads here.

I had an encounter with the former when we were in exile on Poast last Fall.

(Hopefully this doesn't count as caressing the caca, because I didn't really intend for it to happen).

Over on Poast during downtime, I made an offhand comment about the Japanese Empire being just as nasty as Nazi Germany and the USSR. This caused a bunch of guys with NJP badges to jump up my ass for a solid day or two.

Thus, I became the target of a
newborn copypasta:


@Feline Supremacist, @Vyse Inglebard, and @make_it_so were all witnesses to this lulzy outburst of Keyboard Warriorism.

NJP have this peculiar idea that they are on the brink of rising up and conquering the world with nothing but their Aryan Ubermensch Power.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

What about this bitch?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/savann...kymalm-lilbrwneyez212-malmetto-sjsmalm.89623/

 

[Null]

the most important element is the back and forth. they've got to be people who threaten critics.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Oh this is going to be fun as hell. Thank you dear feeder.

 

[gaystoner]

Beansoy qualifies but the orbit if fuentes is too strong

 

[Probably An Autist]

WAIT FOR THE KNOCK, CHILD, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE STARTED

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Thank you Ooperator, very cool!

Without Ooperator Null there would be no KiwiFarms! Glory to the hardworking farmers who keep the fields fertile and the cows under watch!

 

[Roast]

There are a few threads literally tagged "internet tough guy" like Mikemikev, Kevin Allred, ShadowJoe and Adam B Daniels, although only the first two saw activity last year.

 

[Null]

no point moving inactive threads.

 

[poopshoes]

I don't follow moviebob but he definitely seems like he belongs here.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Ralphamale would have been a good fit if he wasn't already a god amongst lolcows.
This board can't contain him.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Ah, witnessing a dawn of a new board is always exciting.
Glad to see that everyone's favorite piglet sparked the flame which led to this board being created.
Let this harvest be bountiful and bring us many hours of laughter
Semper fidelis my dear Kiwi frens

Edit: Bit of an odd ball suggestion but I think Andrew Tate would be a good pick for this board.
He is a quintessential high profile Internet tough guy, who had numerous back and forths with people online (Including Greta Thunberg believe it or not) and never admits to any kind of loss as he is too "alpha" to lose.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Some common traits of Internet Tough Guys:

• Boastful. Everyone must know how tough they are.
• Fragile egos.
• Usually losers in real life. Tough guy persona is how they cope.
• Dunning Krueger syndrome. They know a little about a subject then declare themselves experts.
• Real life personalities are often timid and weak. If someone actually calls their bluff and comes to fight them they'll cry and shit themselves.
• Narcissistic.
• Fat.
• Emotionally/intellectually stunted.

 

[RussianParasite]

Such a genius idea for a board. I love it. This is the best thing Patrick Tomlinson has ever inadvertently created. I look forward to showing you stalker children what being a real life internet tough guy is all about.