Trading the forex fully automated martingale

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You already lost by failing to open trades, scram
>implying I didn't quietly make a gorillion bucks on "yo mama" puts since this thread started.

george costanza in that batting cage, you know.jpg
 
On one hand, he's an awful person who lives in his car with a schizophrenic woman who is probably the only person with the mental capacity to believe in his babble and definitely deserved to be banned probably earlier than he was.

On the other hand - pretty much zero difference between him and other cows on the site so perhaps this is the thread he deserved all along.

I can't believe trades closed because he had to sperg about his weird fetishes in a Trump thread.
 
I just wanted to see the yandere sim scripts running the trades.
Unironically,
//gogo
double wantlots=0;
double baselots=0.01;

double mx1=1;
double mx2=2;

if( pos>10 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>12 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>14 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>16 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>18 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>20 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>22 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>24 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>26 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>28 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>30 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>32 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>34 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>36 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>38 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>40 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>42 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>44 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>46 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>48 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>50 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>55 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>60 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>65 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>70 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>75 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>80 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>85 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>90 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>95 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>100 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>105 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);


//Print("wantlots=",wantlots);
//wantlots=0;

if(GlobalVariableCheck("DISABLED")) wantlots=0;
//if(AccountMargin()==0 && pos<40) wantlots=0;
//if(AccountMargin()==0) wantlots=0;
//GlobalVariableDel("DISABLED");

if(AccountFreeMargin()<(AccountBalance()*0.10)) wantlots=0;
 
What's the loredump on this guy? I only know of him from the community happenings where he stated having an IRL trade bot and the post where he talks about his degenerate Muslim bullshit.
 
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Now that the other guy is banned, does anyone mind if I declare myself the premier genius trading programmer of the entire universe?

Seems like nobody else is around to argue that point with me. Thanks in advance.
Who’s on your ignore list?

I shan’t mourn for Big Ed since he seemed like a genuinely horrible person, a really bad programmer and all round low-IQ bullshit artist. Not that some of his posts and the ensuing piss taking wasn’t entertaining, but I expect he’ll crop up somewhere else and we can keep tabs on him as a traditional lolcow.
 
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What's the loredump on this guy? I only know of him from the community happenings where he stated having an IRL trade bot and the post where he talks about his degenerate Muslim bullshit.
If you read from the very start it slowly unravels into more and more lunacy. It's difficult to tell if some of his claims and beliefs were genuinely held or if it was reactionary troll posting.

He has a long, long history of posting on various other forums that he eventually was banned from. Some of it is in the thread. Hopefully others will post the high lights.

Start at the beginning. It's a trip. The trading trolley :story:
 
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