Train Hate Thread - I HATE TRAINS

What's your opinion on trains?

  • I FUCKING LOVE THEM SOOOOOO MUCH *imitating train sound*

    Votes: 31 50.0%

  • I like them, as transportion only.

    Votes: 10 16.1%

  • Don't care, they are just cars on rails

    Votes: 12 19.4%

  • I HATE TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!

    Votes: 9 14.5%
  • Total voters
    62
i live by some tracks and it's fun to hear and watch them blow through town at random hours during the day.
 
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Elbow Greased Strength said:
Can't blame him with the way my boy Thomas has been treated over the years. Many such cases from my childhood.

The crew is Thomas, Gordon, Henry, James, Edward, Toby and Percy. No women or foreigners.
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>Diesels have the entire rest of the UK for their own
>Sodor remains the last stand of the steam race
>The later books literally show steam engines with looks of despair as they are graphically cut up for scrap
>So that engines have to be smuggled to Sodor like they're fleeing the Gestapo
>Diesels shown as having inveterate hatred/superiority complex towards steam engines
>One story is just the greasy black diesel spreading fake news to character assassinate Oliver (IIRC)
>Fat Controller keeps talking about how they need to just let a few diesels in for diversity
>Let in Mavis, she seems fine, nice piece of ass and knows her place as a quarry shunter
>The engines start to get relaxed around diesels
>Suddenly dozens are let in
>Diesels outnumber steam engines 2 to 1 at whatever the big station was called
>Thomas cucked as all the express coaches get the BIG. GREEN. COCK.
>Make it repeatedly clear that the steam engines have no hatred against diesels, they just don't want their little island culture overrun by the massive diesel population
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What did the Rev. W. Awdry mean by this?
 
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Sorry, I can't hear your faggotry over the sound of this Caterpillar C175-16 diesel engine, you're going to have to speak louder.
 
I prefer public transport over car-centric infrastructure. That being said I physically cannot stand to be on most trains.
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They do make for good graffiti canvases, though.
 
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Eat shit nigger. ALL ABOARD THE AUTISM EXPRESS, CHOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
The Real Me said:
The United Kingdom's rail service is the most infuriating shit I have ever had to deal with. My trains are often delayed and sometimes cancelled with little notice, I've had my platform just skipped over before and they actually have the gall to charge for it.

Needless to say, I refuse to give them anything more than they deserve, refunding every ticket that I can. The price of admission for train Wi-Fi is your personal information but because there is zero form of verification, the rail service believes me to be Real McBeal from 123 Upsidedown St and that my email address is watchmojo@gmail.com.
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Your fault for living in the UK and expecting shit not to suck
 
Personally I love trains, but I can't stand modern trains designed after about 2000 particularly passenger trains they are just soulless tubes without any style or class - Give me a Pullman or a Slam Door any day.
 
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