حلال TranLord - Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs

[Nuclear U-boat Admiral]

You know, I just realised my faulty perception of incest before just now was probably the result of living in West Virginia.

That hurts the little remaining state pride I have. Ow.

 

[Meowthkip]

I made a mistake, shouldn't have ran my mouth I guess, I accept full responsibility for my actions.

I think it's a bit too late for that now.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Nah, bullshit. This is the first thread you jump right the fuck into? No shitty comments in disco about how fat and dumb chris is? No 'what if barb died wat would happen to chris' questions? Not even jumping onto a regular lolcow thread, of all places you come here, just like the chain of tumblr deviants that trickled in one by one before you and got crucified? You jump in here and want to have a mature discussion on paraphilias? I'm not buying it.

How did you find this forum? Do you even know what it is?

I've been lurking since the taint piercing in incident, the first one. This thread seemed crazy enough I aught to put my voice out there on the matter. I see that maybe that wasn't the best idea on my part. I've known about the forums since Chris's house burnt down, and I've been following Chris since late 2012 or so.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I've been lurking since the taint piercing in incident, the first one. This thread seemed crazy enough I aught to put my voice out there on the matter. I see that maybe that wasn't the best idea on my part. I've known about the forums since Chris's house burnt down, and I've been following Chris since late 2012 or so.

So no, you don't know what this forum is.

 

[HG 400]

Did you not see what was happening on this thread? Perverts coming in, one by one, and getting declared halal and fucking crucified? Why.... why would you join them?

 

[Ironside]

This thread is truly fucking incredible. I'm a little bit in awe here.

How do you come in and make the same exact mistake like three people just made and got ridiculed for? I don't even think that's a 'tism thing. I think people keep thinking they'll be exempt from the negative attention because they genuinely just feel they're that superior to whoever they're trollshielding. Just a potent cocktail of stupidity and arrogance.

Just. For future reference. Even people without disgusting perversions trollshielding aren't received well on here. You look like a massive sperg when you try to impress the forum. "I'm better than Vade because I fuck tons of chicks and bench press 300 lbs" is stupid. "I want to fuck dogs/approve of child sexual assault/think sister fucking is pretty rad, but AT LEAST I'M NOT VADE" is a whole new level of . It is not going to work out in your favor. No one agrees with you. Get help and lurk more.

I know this all seems pretty obvious to most people but I'm just putting this here to maybe save myself and others the secondhand embarrassment when the horsefuckers and necrophiles find this thread too, because at this rate I'm pretty sure that's inevitable.

(Edited for typo.)

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Did you not see what was happening on this thread? Perverts coming in, one by one, and getting declared halal and fucking crucified? Why.... why would you join them?

I stated why I came. I'm sticking around in this particular thread because all of you seem to be having fun ripping me a new one. I guess if someone's having fun, then I'm doing my job. Even if it's at my own expense.

 

[Leafeon]

This thread has metamorphosed into so many types of awfulness. I'm not even sure if this is its final form or if there'll be more people dropping by to say weird shit.

 

[ChinIsDead]

Well this thread got more interesting. Does anyone feel like arguing in favor of incest or something?

Well, Melty, looks like you called it.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

You know, I just realised my faulty perception of incest before just now was probably the result of living in West Virginia.

That hurts the little remaining state pride I have. Ow.

I heard before that it's all relative in West Virginia.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Did you not see what was happening on this thread? Perverts coming in, one by one, and getting declared halal and fucking crucified? Why.... why would you join them?

Because he is the one who will change our ways. We will suddenly realize sibling fucking is not a big deal and join him in his crusade to allow consenting adults to bang each other even if they have the same parents.

 

[Trombonista]

When are the ABDLs coming to this thread?

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

This thread has metamorphosed into so many types of awfulness. I'm not even sure if this is its final form or if there'll be more people dropping by to say weird shit.

I paged the necrophiliacs, they're on their way.

 

[Meowthkip]

I think I need to shower after all this. I feel dirty just for indulging these people.

 

[Super Collie]

I paged the necrophiliacs, they're on their way.

I absolutely don't doubt that. By this rate we'll be talking to macrophiles who're into cock vore by Tuesday. Thanks, Harakudoshi, you may now be seated.

 

[Nuclear U-boat Admiral]

I heard before that it's all relative in West Virginia.

Appalachia, where the moonshine flows and the women are your first cousin.

 

[Randall Fragg]

And this is what happens when you give the Leatherface family Internet access...

 

[100 Whole Bepis]

Trollshielding: Not Even Once.

 

[Taily Puff]

Appalachia, where the moonshine flows and the women are your first cousin.

The f irst half of that sounds magical though.

 

[Nuclear U-boat Admiral]

I want to preface this by saying I like the idea of literally fucking the bloody stump of a car accident victim's leg, and...

Edit: as to the moonshine thing, yeah I've heard stories of people paying off local cops with batches of moonshine to continue producing it. This state is pretty special in it's own little ways.