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[AnthonyLoggerhead]

Seems like a good place to post this.

Meet "Julie Mikela Winters", real name Christopher M. Hudson
Trantifa currently in custody for being an idiot around ICE
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Leftists protestors getting their shit kicked in after fucking around too much is pure kino. Always brings a smile to my weary face.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Another troon's (real) sister's wedding.
Note that cross dressing is not being absolutely prohibited in this case.


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So I 21 trans woman will be a bridesmaid for my sister’s wedding for months I’ve been dreading thinking or even looking for what I’m wearing to my sister’s wedding. My sister has made it clear that she doesn’t care about what I wear to her wedding her only request was something modest in her bridesmaid color. However she has asked that I wear a suit or pantsuit for the ceremony and suggest that I change into a dress for the reception because she doesn’t want to deal with what my parents will say. And maybe I’m overreacting but it just doesn’t seem fair to me that I have to buy a suit and a dress for the wedding and idk if I should even push back or anything and I don’t want to add to anymore of my sister’s stress. My parents still use my dead name and use he/him pronouns despite all of my friends calling me my preferred pronouns and name. Even my sister’s fiancés family calls me my preferred name. What should I do? I’m seriously thinking of moving out and going no contact after the wedding My sister’s wedding is in August so I have to figure something out soon

Top comment catches the spirit.

I say go as you like, or don't go at all.
If anybody wants to make a scene over it, that's on THEM, not you.

Troon reply. Still trying to be human.

I’m just scared that it will take away from my sister’s big moment if everyone is making a big deal out of what I’m wearing and like I live with my parents so I’m scared of what would happen once we got home​

Conversation continues. Troon admonished not to let the side down.

Again, that'd be on them for causing the scene, not you. And no reasonable person would blame you for it.

But if it were that big of a concern, I simply wouldn't attend. Your sister isn't exactly being supportive of you here either.

If she were, she wouldn't be pressuring you to double your wardrobe and do an outfit change halfway through things.

Scrolling further down a bit.

Just because people have normalized treating a wedding like some adult infants birthday, doesn't mean you have to. No one is owed a dictatorship, they are owed the courtesy and generosity of the guests they host. Push back, and if they don't compromise, then they aren't a person worth celebrating.

Really, it's not you making her wedding about you, it's your parents making her wedding about you. They are more guilty of stirring drama than you simply being yourself.

Plenty more, but this is enough to catch the consensus.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

The hysterical bitch taking the video needs a pepper-ball to the face, too.

I always wonder with this type of video commentary; what the fuck do these people think happens at a protest? It's not even about the specific issue being protested, or your political inclinations, really - if you go to any kind of mass event, especially a politically charged one, things get out of hand, the police arrive to disperse you, you don't disperse... what the fuck do they think happens at that juncture? The cops give you a hug and a sandwich, then ask you very nicely if you wouldn't mind going home?

I have to conclude that this is just overindulgent parenting at a mass level. Ironically, they all act like spoiled rich children whose idiot parents never disciplined them, having their first encounter with a pissed off Mexican grandma with a well-worn chancla at the ready and zero fucks to give.

Yes, bitch, this is what happens when you fuck around.

 

[Pepo]

Snip

"What the fuck you gonna taze him for"

Even his "allies" clock him! I hope he heard this woman misgender him while she tried to valiantly defend him by earraping everyone in the vicinity.

 

[Clotso Coof]

While not technically posted by the pooner, I'd say renaming yourself Patches Magickbeans is an automatic L. Critically injuring an innocent road worker while high as (no)balls is probably not great either.
Had a Gofund me for top surgery: https://archive.ph/xNhAI

A Milwaukee-area man allegedly had hallucinogenic mushrooms in his van and showed signs of impairment when he slammed into a scissor lift on a North Shore highway last week, critically injuring a worker.

Patches Magickbeans, 34, of Hartland, Wisconsin, was charged Monday with three crimes in the crash that left Benjamin John Kidd, 27, of Duluth, with life-threatening injuries.

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

The intersex thing being used as a Trojan horse to ram through tranny shit is retarded, but also kinda infuriating when you think about how many people with DSDs lives are that much harder thanks to trannies deliberately confusing the issue.

They're doing to intersex what they did to transgenderism. They started with gender dysphoria vs you can just claim to be trans and be valid, the 'trumeds' and 'tucutes' and since gender dysphoria is such a miniscule number, the people who just wanted to be transgender without any barriers overtook the entire community and became the community. It was at this exact point that any legal standing collapses because it turned transgenderism from a definable single 'immutable' trait into something that you can simply claim without any due processing. That was the biggest noose for any attempts of permanent acceptance because now it's a conglomerate with no filters, no gatekeeping, and they somehow manage to make the absolute worst people their poster children (Chris, Tony, Keffals, ect)

They're going to do it to intersex, infiltrate and redefine it to include themselves until it no longer has meaning because they already shot and destroyed any medical basis in transgenderism by removing it from the DSM-5 and refusing to have any medical or mental health threshold to meet to get all of these dangerous experimental treatments.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I always wonder with this type of video commentary; what the fuck do these people think happens at a protest?

Protests are where women put flowers into rifle barrels, where Kendall Jenner hands Pepsi cans to cops, and where people march hand in hand, speaking truth to power, making the world a better place

 

[Syikeblade]

It seems like every lgb's dislike the pooner's as much as trannies.

Spoiler: Pooner trying to intimidate a lesbian

This isn’t about all trans men—this is about a personal experience I had with one trans man in particular. He identifies and wants to be recognized as a man, and I respect that—I use the correct pronouns and don’t consider myself a bigot. But at the same time, he expected to be treated socially as “one of the girls” around women. That felt non-consensual to me.
I understand that he wasn’t raised as a man and may have internalized a lot of female socialization. But I’m a lesbian—I center my life around women and build my sense of safety in exclusively female spaces. I have strong, non-negotiable boundaries when it comes to men. For example, no men staying overnight in my home and no unsupervised male presence around young girls in my family. That’s not personal—it’s a boundary I maintain because I do not trust men as a group. And I don’t make exceptions just because someone is a trans man.
When my brother’s partner—who is a trans man—wanted to stay over, I explained my boundary calmly. In response, he slammed the table and screamed at me. That crossed a line. My home is my safe space, just like my sexuality is. Being a lesbian means not being attracted to men. That includes trans men. It feels invasive—violating even—to be told I have to include men in my identity or my boundaries. I hate it. It feels coercive and erases my autonomy.
I’m fully aware I carry trauma and bias against men that informs how I view trans men, and I’m not proud of that—but I also won’t lie about it. Statistically, men are more likely to commit violence, and I don’t exempt anyone from that risk just because they’re trans. I believe trans men are men. And because of that, my boundaries apply.
What frustrates me most is how these conversations always seem to focus on how trans men feel, how they can claim being a lesbian no matter what —rarely on how women, especially lesbians, feel when their boundaries are pushed. Our safety, our consent, and our identities matter too.

Granted it she's a the man hating type of lesbian, but at least she's consistent in treating them like men.

http://archive.today/m74xS

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Note that cross dressing is not being absolutely prohibited in this case.

It sounds to me that Sis is being just as retarded as her troon brother. Unable or unwilling to make a clear statement about what he should wear, she fell back first on being vague, and then on parental disapproval hoping he'd get the hint.

"Something modest"?! "Suit or a pantsuit?" "IOW: "Please Bro, don't show up to one of the biggest days of my life looking like a lost stripper. I'm concerned about the wedding ceremony, the video, and the wedding party photos. I'd rather you wore a suit, but if you must troon out, wear something somewhat sexually ambigous and not replusive and disruptive. I can deal with that. Once the official biz is done and the reception is under way, you can change outfits and do whatever you want. I won't care then. The documentation of MY wedding will be protected from YOUR lunacy. As much as it could be, at any rate, and without me coming off like an asshole TERF. (Phew! Thank goodness my parents don't approve!)"

Just because people have normalized treating a wedding like some adult infants birthday, doesn't mean you have to. No one is owed a dictatorship, they are owed the courtesy and generosity of the guests they host. Push back, and if they don't compromise, then they aren't a person worth celebrating.

Wow. That's some convoluted and crab bucket-y comment.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Plenty more, but this is enough to catch the consensus.

They’ll have him in a slutty baby pink, baby blue and white wedding dress with white fishnets and a cat ear veil by the end of the thread.
“Her fiancé will leave her for YOU!”

 

[Rome Is Burning]

The way those monsters try to separate people from their families is sickening. Absolute cult behavior, and deserving of the exact same treatment. Lock them all up, either in an asylum, or a prison, I don’t care either way. But get them away from the rest of society, so they can’t continue infecting people with their contagion

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

On Mobile so forgive the sloppy faggotry.

https://youtu.be/aEd-lHXqD-k?si=BmgZmy_AlyZAYDGW

This video came up for me. In it some Sasquatch of a "Woman" spergs out on their neighbors then gets arrested. I can't tell if that frost giant is an actual Woman or an Ogrehon. The voice and the way it towers over the police officers just casts too much doubt.

What do y'all think?

 

[Pig Cups]

I started to read it, but then had to skim it because good god how can someone write such a long fucking thing about changing diapers? What jumps out to me is just how infantilizing it reads and last I checked, men don't like being talked to like children.

Small, womanly hands obviously wrote that how-to. The writing style, length, and attempts to be funny are so cloyingly twee…no man would ever write like that. It’s the kind of thing you’d find in a Mommy blog/magazine. These are literal women play-acting as the opposite sex, but are naturally and enthusiastically obeying their inescapable maternal instincts as if this charade wasn’t going on at all, yet this fact doesn’t click for them or give them pause. Nothing will ever convince me that there’s a single pooner out there who doesn’t have some form of mental illness. None of them are healthy.

Any guy writing a diapering manual would keep it very concise, with none of that cutesy humor shit added in. Hell, no guy would ever write about how to change a diaper. If one of his buddies became a single dad and needed guidance, he’d tell said buddy to consult Google. He might even visit and offer him guidance drawn from his own fatherly experience while standing nearby at most. But in written form? Fuck no.

Reminder that this is what lurks behind the Haus of Decline profile

“Always a good day when you’re on a train.”

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I can think of a few million people who might disagree with you on that one, troony…

 

[Angry New Ager]

It sounds to me that Sis is being just as retarded as her troon brother.

The sister's a retard for including her troon brother as a bridesmaid in the first place, thus inadvertently providing an example of why one should never enable troons—they are selfish, looking to be offended, and have to make everything about them and their feelings.

ETA:

On Mobile so forgive the sloppy faggotry.

https://youtu.be/aEd-lHXqD-k?si=BmgZmy_AlyZAYDGW

This video came up for me. In it some Sasquatch of a "Woman" spergs out on their neighbors then gets arrested. I can't tell if that frost giant is an actual Woman or an Ogrehon. The voice and the way it towers over the police officers just casts too much doubt.

What do y'all think?

Definitely a troon. Once he was handcuffed and down the stairs, we got a good full-body shot, and that is a man-bod if I ever saw one. Between that and the voice? Troon.

 

[Pig Cups]

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Yow, that hairline is really something else.

He looks like a cross between Humpty Dumpty and present-day Amanda Bynes.

The hysterical bitch taking the video needs a pepper-ball to the face, too.

Several pepper balls, preferably to both eyes.

There are some great lines in that video:

>”DAMN, BITCH YOU’RE OVERWEIGHT AS FUCK!”
Now now, why are we problematically body shaming? #FatAcceptance #HAES

>”WTF YOU JUST KICKED HER*!! WTF (x6)!!!”
As opposed to what? Would you have preferred he get a bullet instead? Fucking retards don’t understand that a mere kick from a federal LEO that you just threatened by brandishing a weapon is them being nice.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Top comment catches the spirit.

what a fucking faggot holy shit, if I ever got married and some male showed up to my wedding wearing a dress, lets just say im cutting them off from my life completely

The sister's a retard for including her troon brother as a bridesmaid in the first place, thus inadvertently providing an example of why one should never enable troons—they are selfish, looking to be offended, and have to make everything about them and their feelings.

this, they cannot comprehend the fact that not everything is about them,not just weddings formal events in general tend to be a nightmare with troons for this reason, enabling them is a terrible idea, if I were that sister I would simply give my faggot brother an ultimatum, wear a suit or dont show up at all

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Oh no no no no *wheeze*
Look at the top of his head! Look at his lips!


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He kind of looked like Joey King before.

Tranny with a 5 o'clock beard shadow whines about getting "misgendered" despite having laboratory-grown estrogen pill flappers.
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The QRTs, of course, pointed out the obvious.
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Even other trannies can't defend him:
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The tranny tries to deflect.
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He's REALLY fucking adamant about keeping the beard shadow too:
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(left screencap stolen from another seething tranny)
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"5 o' clocked" is great and I will be incorporating that into my transphobic lingo.

 

[gampboonerisms]

but are naturally and enthusiastically obeying their inescapable maternal instincts

Null said in a recent stream featuring the magician on Sam Hyde's show "wow she picked that up off the floor by instinct. Nobody told her. She just saw it and thought that doesn't belong on the floor. And picked it up naturally."

My first thought was 'damn way to call out troons' and then 'you really can tell a real woman by her behavior alone'. Followed instantly by damn, I need to clean the bathroom.

 

[Louisville Slugger]

Congratulations! You completely broke your father, and now you will never see nor hear from him again because you just couldn't help yourself from injecting horse piss. Maybe he sees this as a good thing though because it's one fewer bigot in his life. Troons do not give a single shit about how their actions impact the people close to them. Another troon, another broken family. It's clockwork.

This reads like a TIF, not a TIM

 

[Magic Pickle]

After the loss of her sister, a FTM's parents want to bring their prodigal pooner back home - provided that she quits with the whole tranny charade. Instead, she fantasizes now about their deaths so she can finally be free to be her real self. I would check under her floorboards for any sort of mysterious heartbeat in a few years...
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i don’t think i’ll ever be happy until my parents are dead​

this is more of a “yelling to the void” post than anything, but maybe someone else is in the same boat
i’ve never felt any kind of positive emotion towards my parents. i was a sick baby, i’m autistic, and have always just been weird. i like animals more than people, i’m awkward and slightly off putting to some people, and, obviously, i’m queer. They never knew how to deal with me growing up as i was a difficult child, and made a lot of bad parenting choices and (from my perspective), were borderline abusive, if not fully. CPS was involved a couple times, but nothing ever happened.
i was disowned right before i started transitioning- not for transitioning, but for being in a fundraiser for a lgbt suicide hotline when i was a student. it sucked, but it gave me the freedom and confidence to actually start living my life. i socially transitioned, started hormones, was completely stealth except for my name change, and was honestly doing great. i worked full time while finishing my degree, had friends, felt comfortable and good in my body- everything was fine. A year after I was disowned, my sister died, and they decided they wanted me back in their life since they only had one kid- but on their terms.
They have not used my name even once. they have not called me he even once. they don’t acknowledge it, and it kills me. i know they’ll never actually love me the way I am. i spent almost a year off hormones trying to convince myself i could be happy if i detransitioned, but re-started t after spending a little bit in an inpatient facility for mental health. this has been the worst year of my life. no matter what i do, the feeling of my parents disapproving of me won’t go away. i don’t have friends because i’m afraid of my parents judging me. i don’t go to concerts or events i want to because they’re not the kind of things my parents would want. my brain just constantly echos how i know they view me- their ugly, worthless, weird “daughter” who is so fundamentally wrong i’m not deserving of love. i don’t know why it controls me so fully. i’m an adult. i shouldn’t care.
i’m not a rebellious person. i want to be a librarian. i like cats and keep aquariums. i think people should be nice to each other. but to them, i’m a “radical leftist”. i’m the physical manifestation of everything that is bad in this world.
i don’t want to keep feeling this way until they eventually die 30-40 years down the road. i don’t have that long

A borderline illiterate troon weeps because an older woman said he reminded her of the lead singer of Pink Floyd and then went on to explain that he would look better if he simply lived life as a man. Nobody hits it where it hurts like little kids and older people.
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I just got a really backhanded transphobic comment at work and I'm doing awful​

I work at an icecream shop and usually there is no issue at all it's literally the first transphobic comment I've got since I started there 2 years ago. Anyways a woman (idk in her 50s)came in and bought a box of icecream and as it is people sometimes do a bit of smalltalk. She asks me if I know that and that artist (pink floid and some others I can't remember the names of) and I thought oh must be because of the Playlist I'm listening to right now (I was listening to depche mode and whatever Spotify thinks is similar to that). So I thought "oh shes talking about the Playlist and is one of those obnoxious people who think not knowing an artist is sacrilege". After some of my talking where I explained thaz I just listen to random artists at work she said "oh no you just remind me of one of the lead singers", I thought OK weird but who cares, people say weird stuff. Then she hits me with the "oh you just remind me of him, you would look so much better as a man" and "are you happy with that lifestyle". I was so perplexed and awnsered " selling icecream? Sure it's a nice student job". Then she awnsered again "oh no, living as a woman, because you'd look so much better if you'd live as a man again"And ofcourse because I'm not very well with fast comebacks I just awnsered "yeah well you never know" The moment I realized what even happening she was already out the door.
Anyways now I feel like shit, my dysphoria is through the roof because actually I thought that I pass, which always eases my mind. Sure I'm not the pretties, skinniest or whatever other hetero normative beauty standards are in but I really don't care about those.
Now I only gotta finish my shift without breaking out in tears, wish me luck

TiF (Trans-Identified Frankenstein): a FTM who underwent egg retrival, hysterectomy, delayed anterolateral thigh phalloplasty (ALT) and had at least 4 other procedures lined up has been terminated from her job and is devastated she's stuck in a body where she has "no sex life, sitting to pee, discomfort and increased dysphoria," grieving over the fact that she still has to go to job interviews under such emotional duress! Where is the sympathy for this walking work-in-progress?!
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Surgery canceled ​

I’m devastated and I know my depression from this is increasing by the day. To be candid I was terminated from my job of 3 years and I sought legal counsel because I believed I was targeted, retaliated, harassed and let go because of my use of disability/fmla. The job had great benefits and allowed me to have egg retrieval, hysterectomy, delayed ALT, and now I’m due for stage 3 in a week and have to cancel. They are dragging their feet and my cobra wasn’t supposed to begin until August with a 50 dollar payment through July. Then randomly yesterday increased it to 1200 and no apology for being given bad information. No records showing my claims it’s just erased and now I owe 1200 to have surgery but mind you I’m unemployed and struggling as is. I’m devastated because I’m so close to fixing my body and I have been wronged in so many levels.
My lawyers are being too laid back with their representation and not forcing them to come to the table or issue out my original severance while they investigate. I was scheduled for a fistula repair, debulking, glans, and testicular implants and now I’m stuck in this body. No sex life, sitting to pee, discomfort, and increased dysphoria. I’m just venting and devastated for my mental health and those in my life watching me break.
I have to keep my head up daily and go to job interviews and after two months of disappointment, my one bit of joy is gone. Thankfully I have a supportive girlfriend, a couple friends and Mama, but this is a lot.
It happened so late I couldn’t swap dates with someone so I’m going to owe a fee and have to try and get off work from my future new job. I guess I just needed to get that out but life is life’ing and I feel so alone.

While this COULD go into the SRS thread, it made me laugh hard enough that I felt it also had a place in the Ls thread: a MTF asks what he could do to be less clockable. And before any of you get too cheeky, he just had a hair transplant completed, so obviously we're still awaiting the transformation of his egghead into flowing locks of silken curls!
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What surgeries do I need to be less clockable? ​

44 years old, MTF. 18 months HRT. Any tips on passing better? Open to surgery recommendations. I already finished my consult with Dr. Tommy Liu in Seattle and Dr. Keojampa in San Francisco. Dr. Tommy Liu has refused to operate on me due to my having sleep apnea and needing CPAP. Dr. Keojampa felt comfortable proceeding even though I have apnea, so I will be going with Dr. Keojampa.

Do note that I just had a hair transplant completed last month. You will see the new hairline in the photo. I won't be seeing results for about 4-8 months.

Surgeries I've already completed:​

• Hair transplant by Dr. Gabel in Portland (currently healing from it, should see results in 8 months, Dr. Gabel says 2nd round FUT is likely needed). Tried minoxidil and finasteride for over a year, no luck. So I went with hair transplant.
• Modified Wendler Glottoplasty by Dr. Yung in San Francisco. It took my voice from quite masculine to androgynous masculine. Not where I'd like it to be, planning on doing a revision next year once I finish all other surgeries since VFS results in being required by surgeon to put all other surgeries requiring intubation on hold for six months after VFS.
• Bilateral Simple Midline Orchiectomy by Dr. Sara Spettel in Portland - went well.

Pending surgeries:​

• Vulvoplasty and vaginoplasty via jejunal flap with Dr. Del Corral on November 7, 2025.
• 2nd round of hair transplants (FUT) in December 2025

As you can see above, I haven't done any surgeries in regards to my face. So this is where this post comes in, are there any surgeries that I could benefit from that would make me much less clockable?

When I look in the mirror, I still see pretty masculine features in my face. My guess, chin could benefit from being less boxy, could use some nose work so it doesn't look bulbous, while glasses hide it, my eyebrow ridges could benefit from reduction, lip fat graft to make them more feminine, hairline advancement, blepharoplasty, and neck lift with liposuction.

Medical notes if it's relevant -- I'm on:

• Estradiol Valerate via injection every 3.5 days
• Progesterone via suppository daily
• Low dose testosterone cream daily (as my T was undetectable, helped to fix my libido)
• Lisinopril for high blood pressure
• Zepbound for weight loss and to reduce sleep apnea

I'm looking forward to your recommendations for surgery options. Thanks in advance!

Spoiler: The real L is that hairline.