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📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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“hey there’s nothing wrong with a micropenis” is random.txt worthy
Assuming it’s not a trick of the lighting or a filter, his skin looks a bit better. Otherwise he looks the same and it gave him ED.
It would be so awful to be going into hospital and be assured by staff you’d get placed in a women’s-only ward only to find some hon stinking up the dayroom when you arrive and you can’t leave. But that’s the reality in blue states.
God I thought that up to age 18 you have a parental prerogative where you can refuse all sorts of medical treatment for your child (e.g. Jehovah’s Witnesses declining blood transfusions, Christian Scientists declining medical treatment of many types.)
Screw you and your micropenis I should have never asked you out!!
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Troon has a simple request for his fellow tgirlies: brush your fuckin’ teeth
Another troon is so frustrated at this that he made dental hygiene a hookup requirement
Another troon is so frustrated at this that he made dental hygiene a hookup requirement
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Whenever I see troons posting idiotic nonsense like this, seemingly convinced it's a slam-dunk gotcha one-liner, I am reminded of the film Behind the Curve. It's a documentary about the Flat Earth movement. Doesn't get overly preachy, mostly just sits back and lets you watch them happily make fools of themselves. It's just really astonishing to see how confident and smug people will get when they are safe in a like-minded hugbox, despite the fact that the stuff they're spouting could be easily disproven by a sixth grader. If you don't have the opportunity to observe these kinds of groups in the wild (lucky you), then I highly recommend checking out the documentary. It's a great look into how these groups snag people and how they manage to keep clinging to their beliefs in the face of overwhelming contradictory evidence.
Anyway, it's completely fucktarded when troons try to pretend that the vast, far-reaching entirety of biological sex all boils down to two specific hormones. They literally think it's all about whether you drink a magic girl potion or a magic boy potion as a kid. And then they have the gall to call other people ignorant of biology. Absolute dipshit behavior.
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That was still the most surreal online “argument” I’ve ever been a part of. It’s funny it’s still part of kiwi culture haha.
poggers
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Have you considered the possibility you just are a fat faggot?
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Why would you fuck someone that has to be reminded to brush their teeth?
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Because you're trans.
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If their dental hygiene is really that bad you can only assume they arent showering properly either, if at all. And of course, a bunch of replies and quotes crying about ableism, lol.
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You leave Kaceytron out of this now. I'll have you know she's a very very funny and likeable BBW. Super funny. Comic genius and really really beautiful.
Yeah this shit is what always makes my stomach churn when someone posts pics of a polycule. It's almost always multiple trannies and one real woman who loves the attention. I just think of how fucking nasty their bed must be. Autistic men who don't know how to be clean. They always have nappy greasy hair, and so many pics I've seen they'll have fucking dirt in their hair on top of it.
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This is so frustrating. Every time someone makes a decent point people always jump on these 0.01% cases as a counter argument.
>there are people with XXY chromosomes or testosterone insenstivity, therefore all trannies are legit
>one in a gazillion has legit metabolic issues, therefore you can't call people to lay off the liquid sugars.
etc
What's the saying again? In the land of the hyenaclits, even the small one-eyed snake is king?
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Autists rarely shower. Properly or at all. They have to be reminded constantly.
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This probably didn't even happen, the troon yearns to be oppressed. I'm not even gonna mention the warts or whatever is growing on its face, this is what ive come to expect trannies to look like. I'm so progressive
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Fucker Carlson
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This nigga looks like Weird Al swallowed a beehive
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I'd say giving out nicknames or insults of real penis havers is too much for the little gals. Should call them Micky dickies instead.
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Pooncock almost sounds like some protestant American surname.
Ayden J. Pooncock III
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Don’t tell Ayden his great great grandpooner Elijah Braden Pooncock fought for the South in the War of Retard Aggression and once held the title of Grand High Blahaj. It’s a real wide-hipped, small and gracile skeleton in Ayden’s closet.
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Found an minor L post about a pooner who hates the women disguised as a man trope because it makes her disphoric.
She gives out examples of characters that weren't even queer just had to hide themselves for various reasons until they need to anymore.
Of course this makes her and others realize subconsciousliy that she'll never be seen as an true and honest man.
Many of them give examples of queer media I don't know or care about. But honestly it seems like they hate womanhood not just because they see it as being oppressive or a sexual object for men to use. They don't want to be adults with responsibilities either.
And found a second post that is a major L of a pooner in what I'm assuming is a small town where people know what she did.
Am I the only one who dislikes the “disguised as a man” trope? self.ftm
submitted 13 hours ago by Glad_Pepper8255
When I say this, I’m talking about fictional media like Mulan where a woman has to pass as a man for some kind of benefit. (Apparently it’s called “Sweet Polly Oliver” on TV tropes). Usually it’s because the woman in question comes from a misogynistic society that forces them to take such measures, which is definitely something that’s occurred throughout history.
My discomfort with it lies in several things:
The idea that people born female can magically pass as cisgender men by cutting their hair short, with no medical intervention. I can suspend my disbelief in stories that take place in the distant past, where gender roles were more strict and the practice of trying to pass as another gender, unheard of. Even then…
The trope is usually used as a funny little story gimmick, a conflict to shock cisgender audiences by “revealing” the characters “tRuE gEnDeR”. Usually when the character is clocked, they are then subjected to the very same sexism they attempted to escape from (Ouran High School Host Club comes to mind. As a baby trans guy, I hated how much emphasis the boys put on Haruhi’s
‘girliness’.)
Furthermore, the character in question usually reverts to presenting as a traditionally feminine woman after they are done crossdressing, which shows they never had a problem being a traditional woman in their society, just what limitations were placed on them. Rarely do I see the character struggle with gender dysphoria though, for being forced to present as a man when they are a woman. I guess cis writers just don’t think about those things. I believe the actress Amanda Bynes, who played this trope in “She’s The Man”, expressed in interviews that she hated how she looked playing the role.
My next two reasons are more about how people take the trope and less about the trope itself:
TERFS and gender-critical people often discredit the few historical trans men we know about, such as Dr. Alan Hart and Dr. James Barry (amongst many others) by proclaiming they were just women who were trying to escape sexism, despite these men undergoing surgical procedures, changing and keeping a masculine name/gender presentation their whole lives, and sometimes requesting to be buried under their changed name/pronouns. To these people, and I’m sure the writers who employ the trope I mentioned, trans men do not exist.
This is a purely emotional argument, but after an entire childhood of never seeing myself in the media I consume, tropes like this start to take a toll on me. When you grow up in a family that tells you lgbt people are degenerate and are left to suffer with the painful feelings of gender dysphoria, characters like Sheik from TLOZ are the closest thing to “women trapped in a men’s body” that I saw. It is doubly painful to see those same characters revert to living life “as a woman” after their “goal” is complete, as though that was the natural course of things.
Recently I’ve been playing Assassin’s Creed. There is a character named Maria who joins a cause, made up entirely of men, by disguising herself as one, only to be found out. Later, she becomes the love interest of one of the series’ protagonists. The games are from the late 2000’s so I’m not gonna harp on this, but it does make me uncomfortable. People who are born female, regardless of if they are trans, are put into a position where being masculine is “playing dress up”, a phase to get over to become a “proper woman”.
People can write whatever they want, of course, but personally, if I know a piece of media has this trope in it in some significant way, I choose not to engage. I wish to see more masculine women in media who don’t have to be feminine to please people, and I wish to see more trans men in historical/medieval media who are treated with the respect they deserve.
submitted 13 hours ago by Glad_Pepper8255
When I say this, I’m talking about fictional media like Mulan where a woman has to pass as a man for some kind of benefit. (Apparently it’s called “Sweet Polly Oliver” on TV tropes). Usually it’s because the woman in question comes from a misogynistic society that forces them to take such measures, which is definitely something that’s occurred throughout history.
My discomfort with it lies in several things:
The idea that people born female can magically pass as cisgender men by cutting their hair short, with no medical intervention. I can suspend my disbelief in stories that take place in the distant past, where gender roles were more strict and the practice of trying to pass as another gender, unheard of. Even then…
The trope is usually used as a funny little story gimmick, a conflict to shock cisgender audiences by “revealing” the characters “tRuE gEnDeR”. Usually when the character is clocked, they are then subjected to the very same sexism they attempted to escape from (Ouran High School Host Club comes to mind. As a baby trans guy, I hated how much emphasis the boys put on Haruhi’s
‘girliness’.)
Furthermore, the character in question usually reverts to presenting as a traditionally feminine woman after they are done crossdressing, which shows they never had a problem being a traditional woman in their society, just what limitations were placed on them. Rarely do I see the character struggle with gender dysphoria though, for being forced to present as a man when they are a woman. I guess cis writers just don’t think about those things. I believe the actress Amanda Bynes, who played this trope in “She’s The Man”, expressed in interviews that she hated how she looked playing the role.
My next two reasons are more about how people take the trope and less about the trope itself:
TERFS and gender-critical people often discredit the few historical trans men we know about, such as Dr. Alan Hart and Dr. James Barry (amongst many others) by proclaiming they were just women who were trying to escape sexism, despite these men undergoing surgical procedures, changing and keeping a masculine name/gender presentation their whole lives, and sometimes requesting to be buried under their changed name/pronouns. To these people, and I’m sure the writers who employ the trope I mentioned, trans men do not exist.
This is a purely emotional argument, but after an entire childhood of never seeing myself in the media I consume, tropes like this start to take a toll on me. When you grow up in a family that tells you lgbt people are degenerate and are left to suffer with the painful feelings of gender dysphoria, characters like Sheik from TLOZ are the closest thing to “women trapped in a men’s body” that I saw. It is doubly painful to see those same characters revert to living life “as a woman” after their “goal” is complete, as though that was the natural course of things.
Recently I’ve been playing Assassin’s Creed. There is a character named Maria who joins a cause, made up entirely of men, by disguising herself as one, only to be found out. Later, she becomes the love interest of one of the series’ protagonists. The games are from the late 2000’s so I’m not gonna harp on this, but it does make me uncomfortable. People who are born female, regardless of if they are trans, are put into a position where being masculine is “playing dress up”, a phase to get over to become a “proper woman”.
People can write whatever they want, of course, but personally, if I know a piece of media has this trope in it in some significant way, I choose not to engage. I wish to see more masculine women in media who don’t have to be feminine to please people, and I wish to see more trans men in historical/medieval media who are treated with the respect they deserve.
She gives out examples of characters that weren't even queer just had to hide themselves for various reasons until they need to anymore.
Of course this makes her and others realize subconsciousliy that she'll never be seen as an true and honest man.
Last-Laugh7928- he/him | transmasc lesbian | 
8/21/21 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
i think the biggest issue is not that this trope exists, but that good transmasc representation doesn't. if we saw more actual trans men who were represented well in media, this would be less bothersome
[–]DoveMagnet [score hidden] 12 hours ago
I think you’re absolutely right
[–]Witless_Hoid- 21 y/o Transsex Man(3/14/2025) [score hidden] 12 hours ago
Seconding this.
Cis women have disguised themselves as men at times in particular time periods/countries. And often because they are forced to - as soon as they are out of that environment, it’d make sense that they don’t keep disguising themselves. We shouldn’t be erasing their existence because others repeatedly ignore ours.
We need more transmasc representation, not less of a historically accurate trope that acknowledges what some cis women have to do in a patriarchal society.
[–]Glad_Pepper8255 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
I think that’s what I was getting at. It sucks that this is the closest thing I have to trans guy rep.
ellipsoidslipstream- he/him [score hidden] 12 hours ago
Yeah. I remember encountering this trope in books and movies. As a child, I could never articulate why they made me so uncomfortable and sad. Especially the ones where the disguised woman still acts feminine with some manspreading, guns, and swearing.
Looking back, some of it must've resonated with me, but not in an affirming way. Is that all I'll ever be—a hysterical pretender who just needs to grow up? She was treated so much better as man and she got to build mastery away from gendered expectations; why would she give it all up for a marriage?!
grimbarkjade- Trans ♂ | 22 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
Yes, I hate this trope. My biggest example is pidge in VLD, but he doesn’t become super girly after the reveal, he stays a tomboy type figure. And I say he because I believe in my heart that he’s a trans boy. It’s my headcanon that I’ve half deluded myself into thinking is canon
I saw myself a lot in pidge as an awkward teenager because we have the same voice
[–]theeinterlude [score hidden] 10 hours ago
Pidge was just a lazy cop out of a potential arc and I think dreamworks knows it
[–]Tigerwing-infinity- James he/they 22 | T 3/23 [score hidden] 10 hours ago
Agreed
FTMothmaan- He/It [score hidden] 10 hours ago
Honestly every time I see the trope with the reverting to femininity, it hurts a lot more because I can’t help but read it like a transmasc forced back into the closet because they can no longer be stealth and it would be dangerous or difficult to explain it to people especially since the word always travels extremely fast in the media it happens in. It just reads like the absolute worst nightmare of a trans person and I especially don’t like when people defend the trope by saying “but women did have to pretend to be men sometimes!” because that’s the exact excuse people use to misgender Dr. Alan Hart and Dr. James Barry all the time. The trope of “exposing her nude body now everyone knows she’s a girl and not a boy” disgusts me even more because that’s what they did to James Barry. They went against his wishes and looked at his corpse and then started calling him a woman and now people to this day put him in articles with titles like “This isn’t history, this is herstory” or “The woman who tricked the world”
LevelPlatypus3206 [score hidden] 10 hours ago*
I don’t hate this trope if it’s historical but This reminds me of a very popular trope in manga I have almost all the same feelings about. a guy falling for a girl who he thinks is a boy because she just magically completely IS drawn as a dude and looks like a dude with little effort HAHA. I just hate it because it feels kind of stupid and sometimes in a roundabout way offensive. It’s like a weird queer bait-y trope. The amount of mangas I’ve picked up thinking it’s Bl because there are two dudes on the cover and then the plot ends up being one of them is secretly a girlllll oooo~. It’s so annoying. Especially because often the authors make these guys have practical gay awakenings and a lot of them accept that they like x character no matter their gender and the it’s like reveal! You’re straight after all! There is 0 fluidity in sexuality! You’re straight even though for a whole book you accepted you were in love with a “dude” (?) she just looks like that! Isn’t that funny that she looks like that? That’s so silly. Like ok… and so much of the humor is just it’s so funny that she looks like a guy and dresses like one yeah?
It also feels like we aren’t addressing the elephant in the room, because alot of these times these girls let everyone refer to them as a boy for years in school and don’t say anything for no reason. Im all for masc woman rep, but that’s not cisgender behavior lol. It gets worse when alot of them start being more feminine for the dude or around him only and it’s treated like her femininity is a prize to win and change. it’s so…eugh
I do love it when it’s the opposite and ends up gay though haha
8/21/21 [score hidden] 12 hours agoi think the biggest issue is not that this trope exists, but that good transmasc representation doesn't. if we saw more actual trans men who were represented well in media, this would be less bothersome
[–]DoveMagnet [score hidden] 12 hours ago
I think you’re absolutely right
[–]Witless_Hoid- 21 y/o Transsex Man
(3/14/2025) [score hidden] 12 hours agoSeconding this.
Cis women have disguised themselves as men at times in particular time periods/countries. And often because they are forced to - as soon as they are out of that environment, it’d make sense that they don’t keep disguising themselves. We shouldn’t be erasing their existence because others repeatedly ignore ours.
We need more transmasc representation, not less of a historically accurate trope that acknowledges what some cis women have to do in a patriarchal society.
[–]Glad_Pepper8255 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
I think that’s what I was getting at. It sucks that this is the closest thing I have to trans guy rep.
ellipsoidslipstream- he/him [score hidden] 12 hours ago
Yeah. I remember encountering this trope in books and movies. As a child, I could never articulate why they made me so uncomfortable and sad. Especially the ones where the disguised woman still acts feminine with some manspreading, guns, and swearing.
Looking back, some of it must've resonated with me, but not in an affirming way. Is that all I'll ever be—a hysterical pretender who just needs to grow up? She was treated so much better as man and she got to build mastery away from gendered expectations; why would she give it all up for a marriage?!
grimbarkjade- Trans ♂ | 22 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
Yes, I hate this trope. My biggest example is pidge in VLD, but he doesn’t become super girly after the reveal, he stays a tomboy type figure. And I say he because I believe in my heart that he’s a trans boy. It’s my headcanon that I’ve half deluded myself into thinking is canon
I saw myself a lot in pidge as an awkward teenager because we have the same voice
[–]theeinterlude [score hidden] 10 hours ago
Pidge was just a lazy cop out of a potential arc and I think dreamworks knows it
[–]Tigerwing-infinity- James he/they 22 | T 3/23 [score hidden] 10 hours ago
Agreed
FTMothmaan- He/It [score hidden] 10 hours ago
Honestly every time I see the trope with the reverting to femininity, it hurts a lot more because I can’t help but read it like a transmasc forced back into the closet because they can no longer be stealth and it would be dangerous or difficult to explain it to people especially since the word always travels extremely fast in the media it happens in. It just reads like the absolute worst nightmare of a trans person and I especially don’t like when people defend the trope by saying “but women did have to pretend to be men sometimes!” because that’s the exact excuse people use to misgender Dr. Alan Hart and Dr. James Barry all the time. The trope of “exposing her nude body now everyone knows she’s a girl and not a boy” disgusts me even more because that’s what they did to James Barry. They went against his wishes and looked at his corpse and then started calling him a woman and now people to this day put him in articles with titles like “This isn’t history, this is herstory” or “The woman who tricked the world”
LevelPlatypus3206 [score hidden] 10 hours ago*
I don’t hate this trope if it’s historical but This reminds me of a very popular trope in manga I have almost all the same feelings about. a guy falling for a girl who he thinks is a boy because she just magically completely IS drawn as a dude and looks like a dude with little effort HAHA. I just hate it because it feels kind of stupid and sometimes in a roundabout way offensive. It’s like a weird queer bait-y trope. The amount of mangas I’ve picked up thinking it’s Bl because there are two dudes on the cover and then the plot ends up being one of them is secretly a girlllll oooo~. It’s so annoying. Especially because often the authors make these guys have practical gay awakenings and a lot of them accept that they like x character no matter their gender and the it’s like reveal! You’re straight after all! There is 0 fluidity in sexuality! You’re straight even though for a whole book you accepted you were in love with a “dude” (?) she just looks like that! Isn’t that funny that she looks like that? That’s so silly. Like ok… and so much of the humor is just it’s so funny that she looks like a guy and dresses like one yeah?
It also feels like we aren’t addressing the elephant in the room, because alot of these times these girls let everyone refer to them as a boy for years in school and don’t say anything for no reason. Im all for masc woman rep, but that’s not cisgender behavior lol. It gets worse when alot of them start being more feminine for the dude or around him only and it’s treated like her femininity is a prize to win and change. it’s so…eugh
I do love it when it’s the opposite and ends up gay though haha
Many of them give examples of queer media I don't know or care about. But honestly it seems like they hate womanhood not just because they see it as being oppressive or a sexual object for men to use. They don't want to be adults with responsibilities either.
And found a second post that is a major L of a pooner in what I'm assuming is a small town where people know what she did.
