Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Paper Machete]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/xNcN0GipVy

Basically a teenage boy watches gay porn and eventually turns gay himself.
Years later it's not enough and now he NEEDS to be seen as a women with a total "straight" man to hook up with.
It's interesting how much they hate their own community while being obsessed over straight men.

Speaking of which, I also found this post
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And most of the comments being like this:
"I’ve noticed this. although not PC to say, there are a LARGE number of gay men who have a fantasy of getting with a straight man because they are masculine and at the end of the day, that is what virtually all gay men are attracted to. They are dissatisfied with their dating pool comprising of twinks, and even the ones who present themselves in a masculine way who are muscular and workout almost always have a hint in their voice/demeanor that gives them out to be a bit feminine."
And this one:
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It's so funny how they're essentially just talking about themselves but think they've somehow opted out of it all by wearing a poorly fitting dress.

 

[GenociderSyo]

View attachment 6271126 What a very feminine sense of humor.

Considering the sandwich appears to be so heavy he has to rest it on the counter how will he be giving it to anyone?

 

[James Howlett]

Tim Curry is probably spinning in his grave.

I wonder how “problematic” The Rocky Horror Picture Show is by today’s standards?

TIM CURRY NOT IN THE GRAVE, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GOOGLE THAT!?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

It's also full of autists that hyper obsess over their favorite topic at that time. So I wouldn't be surprised if many of them drop tranny talk and symbols in every day conversation, and are unaware of how obtrusive they are being.

A lot of "I only mention gender special shit 100 times a day. Why does my family keep bringing it up?"

All of the woke shibboleths sting the brains of normal people. If you know their position on race you know their position on trannies an climate change and stray cats, not to mention palestine and ableism. The NPC programing has a thought terminating cliché for everything.
Point being, if you hang around a person like that, you will try and provoke him/her/them/xim/bugself just to see if there is a real person inside. It's not a bugself, it's a fayture. They are being programed to be annoying.

 

[William Tyndale]

The thing that never happens happened again. Tranny is arrested for molesting his own children.

https://www.centralillinoisproud.com/news/local-news/bloomington-woman-sentenced-to-84-years-in-prison-for-sexually-assaulting-two-minors/

The article never clarified that it’s a tranny, nor that it was his own children. Fucking journo scum.

Edit: holy shit this is the journalist.

 

[Preacher ✝]

"Hey, Victor, sorry about your nads"

 

[cypocryphy]

Post-castration troon is haunted by disembodied voices whispering his male birth name in his ear:

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https://archive.md/5Q4I0

Now I hope I come back as a ghost so I can constantly torment troons by whispering their deadnames in their ears.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Tranny adjacent L.

 

[melty]

Tranny adjacent L.

This girl is getting torn to shreds. Absolutely decimated. What an idiot. Love to see it.

 

[Asda Smartprice Sausage]

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Ah, Marcus Mitchell. He’s not a pooner, he’s an autistic gay man and personal lolcow of mine.

 

[Geraldine]

This girl is getting torn to shreds. Absolutely decimated. What an idiot. Love to see it.

It's still not an L like a tranny L.
Didn't ruin her for life after all.

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See how they agonize.
"They" is a singular pronoun in this context. Or is it?
Link Archive

Comments are all encouraging.

 

[Jizzrag]

Spoiler: Text

I feel like I was gaslight by the internet, my therapists and doctors to troon out.

They had to know I'd be a hon given my age but everyone poisoned my brain with toxic positivity and hugboxing until I actually believed hrt was magic. Now im almost a year and a half in and I feel like this was the was a mistake. I have depression and anxiety that's resistant to meds. I can barely hold a job. And I hate the person I've become. I can't detrans because whats the point when ill still be a eunuch. Like it's so fucking over and idk what to do anymore

 

[Standardized Profile]

I think this is actually a pooner

Making me a sandwich is inherently female behavior.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

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Lying about one’s status as a woman and rotpocket is a recipe for disaster. That’s how trannies get found strangled in ditches.

Thread tax:
Dad found the panties, help!

Finest of pottery found in comments

L|A

 

[Neko GF]

Tranny adjacent L.

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> Regretted getting a tattoo in their youth, admits that it was a mistake
> Thinks kids can make life-changing, irreversible medical decisions

Troon defenders have negative IQs.

 

[Positron]

It's coming up a lot because of the Olympics. I expect a whole lot of peaking is happening after the boxing thing.

It is

 

[behindyourightnow]

"Transwomen gradually realizing that no one thinks they are women" remains one of my favorite genres of L (link, no archive because it's sign-in only):



My absolute favorite is when they start having a tantrum and ask why people don't just reject transwomen directly.

You made it impossible for people to do that, dude. You threatened them and attacked them and complained to the people in authority, and now people can't do it anymore. And I'm fucking delighted that it means you're constantly getting led on and having your time wasted, and still no one wants to sleep with you.

 

[stupid frog]

If you put "no trannies" the apps will probably ban you, lmao.

 

[𝓗𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓦𝓸𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓮𝓽]

If you put "no trannies" the apps will probably ban you, lmao.

Can confirm it happens every time

 

[babyTAP]

Lying about one’s status as a woman and rotpocket is a recipe for disaster. That’s how trannies get found strangled in ditches.

Thread tax:
Dad found the panties, help!
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L|A

What the fuck else did he think would happen when he had panties strewn amidst the other dirty laundry? That the magical laundry fairy who washes his clothes would keep his secret?!