Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[PetiteFeet]

I guess we know what would've happened to Gothic King Cobra if he trooned out.
E-girl Queen Cobra.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

How many troons have been sexually assaulted as kids? Obviously I'm not blaming them for that, but I am just wondering what the correlation is.

Probably not as many as you think. Many offenders with a history of violent sexual deviance claim to have been sexually abused as children, but for some of them, it's just a way to avoid culpability for their behavior. I would not be surprised in the least if this extended to nonviolent troons.

Edited to add "and most certainly the violent ones, of which we have seen plenty of examples."

 

[Slideshow Bill]

corn starch

The fake cum in dildos is corn starch? Do coomers fucking really?

I know I just shit on pooners, but I do feel bad for them at the end of the day, they're always so desperate to be men and then they end up as "men" with literally nothing going for them. Congratulations, even if you 100% pass (you don't), you're now a 5'2" man with a weird lumpy body and at best, a clit that passes as an awkwardly positioned micropenis. Have fun with that.

Which would be a great situation if you plan to live your live in the mountains as a monk/ social recluse. But the solitude might make them introspective and they'll realize transition was a mistake and then 41% in the middle of nowhere.

 

[PetiteFeet]

The fake cum in dildos is corn starch? Do coomers fucking really?

never heard of that "corn starch" line the pooner used. The only fake cum I know of is cum lube, specifically the Bad Dragon one which used to get (NSFW, sex toy discussion) its colouring from Titanium Dioxide. But who knows, some coomers might be desperate enough to make corn starch slurry to pump themselves full of? I can think of equally horrifying things I've discovered on the internet, all things considered.

 

[Lady Bizness]

The whole "made her get pregnant against her will" sounds like cope and narcisism. Maybe dad left because she was crazy?

Narc family member had a different story depending on the weather. She had wanted kids so bad but the world was against her - everyone told her she wasn't suited to motherhood but she sure showed them. She never wanted kids but in the 50s society forced her to, and that got in the way of her big dreams - she would have been famous if it wasn't for motherhood. Did you know her husband wanted her to get an abortion, but she wouldn't do such a horrible thing? Did you know her husband also forced her to get pregnant because he wanted to control her?

Her children are now elderly themselves and it's interesting to see how they have managed to cope/not cope having grown up with a mother like that. I really feel sick to my stomach when I find out a child in my community has a mom like this. I know what they're going through and it's unfair.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Character creation screen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/172j9dk/i_feel_like_im_in_a_character_creation_screen/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/EuKvB

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF complaining that the TiM's talk over her in support group. TiM's respond but saying she has 'white male privilege'.
Sorta figures out that being born female isn't something she can identify out of.

Spoiler: Sometimes the trans community sucks

Cross posted to r/ftmover30

I'm having a rough time connecting with my local trans community. I'm one of the facilitators for a local support group and help run a discord server. However, all the members except myself and one other guy are all transfemme. I find myself being talked over during group meetings, ignored in the server, while all the other trans girls get attention, love, support, and friendship. Even though I'm a founding member of the support group I feel unwelcome in the community because I'm a guy and the girls make comments about my "white male privilege" and how I just don't get what they are going through.

But mates, I don't pass. I have no privilege. I am just as oppressed by the patriarchy as they are, perhaps even more so because while I am on T that doesn't magically change our patriarchal society. Many of the members have excellent jobs because of the privilege they experienced before coming out, while I'm struggling to keep down a low-paying blue collar job because I'm trans.

I feel so lonely and am considering stepping down from being a facilitator, especially since I am not listened to, or included in conversations. The girls don't want to talk to me. I'm an introvert but friendly, and desperately long for friends (the one other trans guy is rad btw, but more outgoing than I and doesn't seem to have trouble making friend or being listened to in group and discord).

Honestly, I'm very close to a breaking point and my mental health has taken a very steep decline because of this. I hate that society at large sees me as worthless because of my agab, and that the trans community also sees me as worthless because of my actual gender.

Sometimes I hate existing.

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If she was younger I'd think she'd eventually peak and detransition but she's 30+.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

If she was younger I'd think she'd eventually peak and detransition but she's 30+.

Trans? Just last year she was non-binary wanting to become a witch:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/6GJ9a

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Hi! Long time lurker ready to step out of the shadows and learn. I wanna be a witch! (self.WitchesVsPatriarchy)

submitted 1 year ago by throwing_flames to r/WitchesVsPatriarchy

Hi! I'm a non-binary person who has been lurking here awhile and I absolutely love this community. Even though I've never commented I feel welcomed and wanted, a rare feeling on the internet.

I grew up very religious but after some traumatic events left Christianity. Since then I've been floating around aimlessly. I've learned about other belief systems but haven't found one that fits. I am agnostic but I miss the ritual and grounding Christianity gave me, even though I have rejected the teachings as toxic.

I would like to learn more about witchcraft and witchy things. I have read the pinned links but I haven't figured out how to put my non-belief into a witchy practice. I firmly believe in science but I miss magic. I miss wonder. I miss ritual and community. I want these back. Where do I start?

Did I say non-binary? I meant queer!

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qWYwk

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Mom my first girlfriend broke up with me (self.MomForAMinute)

submitted 2 years ago by throwing_flames to r/MomForAMinute

I came out as queer a few years ago and this summer finally got a girlfriend. She broke up with me today, over text. I'm feeling very sad right now. I think overall it's a good thing, but I cared about her and it hurts that she accused me of not caring or making time for her, even though I tried so hard to be with her as often as possible. I'm in school and have a job but I tried so hard to juggle all that to be with her. It really hurts that she broke up with me. Now I don't even know if I am a real gay person if the first girl I've been with no longer wants to be with me. I just wanna cry.

Did I say queer? I meant bi/demisexual!

https://old.reddit.com/r/latebloomerlesbians/comments/gu7qso/not_queer_enough/

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Not queer enough (self.latebloomerlesbians)

submitted 3 years ago by throwing_flames Bi and Proud

I'm bisexual and demisexual. I'm married to a guy. I've never been with a woman because I didn't come out until later in life and I'm feeling like I'm not a "real" queer person because I don't have experience. I'm open to getting some experience but it's not logistically possible right now. I present as queer but I live in a very straight area (think Stepford) and I'm afraid I'm not taken seriously in my sexuality.
Idk the purpose of this post. Venting, I guess? Idk. Maybe I just want some validation that I am still queer even though my life looks straight.

She's also a major alkie. What a basket case. I wonder if her kid has fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[PetiteFeet]

TiF complaining that the TiM's talk over her in support group. TiM's respond but saying she has 'white male privilege'.

and once again, men talk over women. Funny how IDPOL brainrot people always talk about breaking gender stereotypes and the gender binary and they're always the strongest enforcers of said stereotypes and binary.
Run away as fast as your nubby little legs can take you, pooner. Save yourself.

ETA - Actually. Scratch that. She's a basket case.

She's also a major alkie. What a basket case. I wonder if her kid has fetal alcohol syndrome.

One of many, many similar posts of "woe is me, I'm not valid please tell me I'm valid" nonsense. She constantly seeks validation from outside.

One of many posts regarding her alcohol abuse and how she's totally going to kick its ass, only to relapse and the cycle continues.
I get it. Addiction is a fucky fellow. But only you can kick a bad habit. And she appears to be trying to swap one addiction and one religious doctrine (she's a fundie) for another.

 

[monstrous bubo]

No, it's not sexual assault it's just highly inappropriate behaviour from a literal child… It's not assault

Don’t know anything about Thai law, but here is Australia it most certainly is. Most places in the civilised world it would be, and 14 is often treated as old enough for criminal liability. Having said that, I agree with you. She is too fucked up to be in that position in the first place, and definitely handled that like an idiot.

I don’t really understand the winged eyeliner comment either but I don’t follow make-up trends.

Make-up changes depending on your style and the occasion. Winged eye-liner goes with dressier, sexier, more sophisticated styles. You’d expect more make-up and better hair as well. He’s dressed like he’s going to Walmart and made no effort apart from the winged eye. It’s like wearing a monocle and top hat with a t-shirt and shorts. Just another way HWNBAW.

and once again, men talk over women

It gets better:

Even though I'm a founding member of the support group I feel unwelcome in the community because I'm a guy and the girls make comments about my "white male privilege" and how I just don't get what they are going through.

Yep, yet another women’s space invaded by men in dresses.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Don’t know anything about Thai law, but here is Australia it most certainly is. Most places in the civilised world it would be, and 14 is often treated as old enough for criminal liability. Having said that, I agree with you. She is too fucked up to be in that position in the first place, and definitely handled that like an idiot.

I think @PetiteFeet meant it from a moral perspective. The kid was just wondering if she was really a man so simply checked to see. It was not sexually motivated so it shouldn't really be considered sexual assault even if the wording of law disagrees.

Hopefully this chick doesn't try to bring the law into it. Though, thankfully Thailand is more reasonable than America who is willing to label an autistic 5 year old as a sex offender for hugging people.

 

[Positron]

How many troons have been sexually assaulted as kids? Obviously I'm not blaming them for that, but I am just wondering what the correlation is.

Probably very few in the grand scheme of things. If there were any abuse they subjected to as children, it was over-permissive and indulgent parenting, giving rise to narcissism and entitlement.

 

[Lazy Printer]

Though, thankfully Thailand is more reasonable than America who is willing to label an autistic 5 year old as a sex offender for hugging people.

Pardon my ignorance but HOW THE FUCK YOU LABEL A FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD AS A SEX OFFENDER. As far o aware children can't get criminally persecuted let alone for sexual crimes. How did the judge came up with this decision? Poor kid, he doesn't even know what sex is this makes no sense.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Character creation screen.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/172j9dk/i_feel_like_im_in_a_character_creation_screen/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/EuKvB

In all seriousness, I think a big part of being "trans"is disassociation. This is why they get so mad when you try to say something like "there's nothing wrong with being a feminine man/non-feminine woman, why do you have to claim to be the opposite sex now?" It's because they need to believe they are literally a different person. If they admit that they are still a man even though they started presenting feminine, then they admit that they are still themselves. So they end up feeling like their actual physical vessel isn't really them anymore, but is just a puppet they are controlling. I've seen the videogame analogy before and I'm starting to think that trannies view themselves as a sort of invisible person holding a controller, and their actual body as a player character they are controlling from afar.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

troon does mental gymnastics to see how florida's new law will affect the LGBTQ community

(L/A)

my only response to this is "how about just don't fuck children?"

(attachments is fucked right now lol)

 

[Pig Cups]

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Tranny wrote a blog post about how their kid caused them to troon out, and the kid saw it.
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I'd like to offer two suggestions to this unfortunate kid:

1.) Bludgeon the base of her skull repeatedly with a ball-peen hammer and bury her remains in the yard.

2.) Murder her with an axe and pack her remains into a freezer chest.

Kid, you've got to understand one thing: she sees you as a tumor. A living, breathing tumor. A tumor that destroyed her life (rather than directly cause her death) before it was mercifully resected from her body. But even then, there's no relief. Because she now has to live with said tumor, which constantly reminds her of how SWNBAM. Resected tumors, once pathologically screened, are usually packed into red biohazard bags and disposed of. But not you. Nay, the doctor basically thrusted a resected tumor into her arms, offered congratulations, and sent her off to spend 15 years breaking her back to feed, house, and provide care for said unwanted tumor.

She doesn't love you. By her own admission, her pregnancy with you caused her genderspecial mental illness to skyrocket. She sees you as responsible for that, and wishes you were never born. Again...tumor.

Therefore, why not live up to what she truly sees you as? Untreated tumors cause death. I can think of no more appropriate behavior than for a tumor to be resected, spend a great deal of time dormant, and then return to kill the host organism. C'mon, kid! Be the best tumor you can be!

 

[Wallace]

In all seriousness, I think a big part of being "trans"is disassociation. This is why they get so mad when you try to say something like "there's nothing wrong with being a feminine man/non-feminine woman, why do you have to claim to be the opposite sex now?" It's because they need to believe they are literally a different person. If they admit that they are still a man even though they started presenting feminine, then they admit that they are still themselves. So they end up feeling like their actual physical vessel isn't really them anymore, but is just a puppet they are controlling. I've seen the videogame analogy before and I'm starting to think that trannies view themselves as a sort of invisible person holding a controller, and their actual body as a player character they are controlling from afar.

This is why troonery sounds like "narcissism lite" to me. The trans self functions as a pseudo-false self. The narcissist pretends that his false self is real and demands that others affirm this delusion, meanwhile keeping his real, imperfect true self hidden. Anything that threatens to expose the true self is met with narcissistic rage, typically by demanding the threat be destroyed.

Here’s the list narcissistic personality traits:

• Requires excessive admiration.
• Has a deep sense of entitlement.
• Is interpersonally exploitative.
• Lacks empathy.
• Believes that they are "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people.
• Highly reactive to criticism.
• Inordinately self-righteous and defensive.
• Reacts to contrary viewpoints with anger or rage.
• Projects onto others qualities, traits, and behaviors they can’t—or won’t—accept in themselves.

All of these traits are designed to protect the fragile ego and deep insecurities. When these insecurities get brought to the surface, that’s when the anger comes up to shield them from the painful anxiety of having their low self-esteem exposed. The false self acts as a maladaptive coping mechanism to shield the true self from uncomfortable feelings and gain peer acceptance.

Anything that threatens the carefully curated illusion used to protect one's damaged self is a malicious act of violence, and must be eliminated. This is why there is no difference between someone rushing at you with a knife and a rude tweet to a narcissist.

This may explain why so many people who live their lives so heavily online tend to chimp out. Threats to their ego are met with rage, and revenge must be enacted in order to regain a sense of control over their environment.

While I don't believe that most lolcows are truly NPD, they do exhibit narcissist symptoms, specifically the creation of a false self to gain social approval and conceal a wounded ego. The good news is that this means that treatment has a better chance of success.

Also see: How Our Culture of Narcissism Creates Trans Obsessions

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

This is why troonery sounds like "narcissism lite" to me.

Narcissism extra heavy. Make the whole world look at you and applaud.
In some countries, even get the cops to make them applaud, or else.

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Tax (but definitely related):

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1730gox/how_do_you_respond_to_people_saying_you_had_male/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ssKpn

Lots of comments. A real struggle session.
How to be a narcissist and victim of genocide without repudiating the official religion.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

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I wished I was a cis girl #Venting (self.MtF)​

submitted 9 hours ago by JayKay69420

Im a closeted trans girl and I live with my family and currently, Im stuck with my aunt and mom. As if having my mom constantly criticizing my long hair wasnt enough, my aunt had to join in too. Both of them wouldn't shut up about how I used to be so handsome with short hair and telling me dumb shit like "oh, dont follow the western culture of keeping your hair long, you are chinese, you must follow chinese culture" then I tried bringing up about how in Ancient China, dudes used to have long hair cuz they did, immediately, my aunt went, chinese people with long hair are usually those singers or artists, you are not a singer or artist, you are normal, be a normal boy and have short hair like a normal boy, be handsome" They also proceed to talk about how my hair is oily and messy like I havent showered yet and I usually do my best to take care of my hair, its not like I didnt try, Im doing everything I can and they dont acknowlegde that. Then my aunt tied my hair to make some ponytail and the end result had me looking very masculine as both my aunt and mom said " there, you look like handsome boy" I hate every minute of it. I wished I was a cis girl, then I wouldnt be subjected to this

My artistic rendition of the events described:


His selfie:

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Also this Redditor who claims to have given himself a hernia:

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Untuck it PSA (self. MtF)​

submitted 10 hours ago by No_Acadia_9946

Don't stay tucked 24/7!!! I knew the risks, but didn't realize it's what I was doing. Fell asleep tucked a few days in a row, and now I have to get a hernia operation!!! It's painful and awkward! Don't tuck or bind everyday. Take it off when you sleep! I'm so glad there was a trans woman on staff at the hospital to explain to the doctor wtf tucking is, and why I'm here. She seriously helped me not feel like a monster in the doctor's office. Wish me luck on my awkward-ass surgery. Stay safe, stay healthy. You're worth it!!!!

 

[deermeat]

TiMs are the worst, but I do feel for some of them who simply are groomed into HRT and alike. There's a reason why most of them in those situations are in their teens and early 20s. Man, you have so much more to lose as a guy when taking HRT compared to women. Good luck growing back your dick! Good luck with those chesticles! Good luck with a permanently squeaky voice. Your love life is forever ruined, especially if you are straight. But hey, at least the rapists, pedophiles, and bug chasers have your back.
It brings me genuine joy knowing how much of a hole intentionally rapey TiMs are digging themselves into. It do sucks there's so much support for them though. The fact creators can publicly like tweets talking about getting off to actual lesbians and wanting to rape them don't get any backlash. Oh well. They'll die young if lucky or live a life that's worse than death. Because even if they get their hands on money, they'll never be happy. They'll always be surrounded by unhappy people and be controlled by their vices. Every success they have will be short lived, as its next to impossible to be truly productive when being stuck in an addicted self absorbed state. Looking at troons is like looking at an overweight alcoholic or heroin addict who refuses to see they have a problem. Wasted potential, uncomfortable to be nearby, and kinda annoying since they are hurting everyone around them as they don't seem to care.