Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Xenu Warrior Princess]

Aren't the majority of lesbians on there TIMs?So if he's complaining about the sub not doing more(despite the fact that the sub bans anything critical of trans people) then maybe he should look into the mirror to see who the real "transphobes" are.

I checked the thread, and mods removed all comments not fully supporting the OP.
These dudes are acting like THEY created the subreddit, and not got mods and admins added by stealth to remove ACTUAL actual lesbians if they speak up.

 

[crab hole]

If my shitty memory serves, that poster eventually got banned themselves for being toxic and rocking the boat too hard (ie, creating more terves from the milquetoast bi women who still participate on r/AL). Their account is suspended so I can't check for sure, but in any case they definitely aren't a stable individual and I love it when the hugbox bites back 'cause they can't resist being unhinged for even a second.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

"I knew that my beautiful nails that looked just like Mommy's nails were not going to last for very long."
Fuck. Off.

This guy had a better childhood than 95% of the global population (hand wavy guess but whatever) and is still crying about the one slightly negative event that occurred, in his 40s.

Fuck Off is the correct response.

He had a great fucking childhood if that's his most traumatic memory, and was still a fuckup, I feel bad for his parents.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

So they are saying that bottom surgeries aren't medical treatment because penis isn't male genitalia. Good to know.

Does that mean that insurance companies can stop covering gender affirming surgeries? Use their arguments against them lmao.
Plus with dysphoria not being needed to be trans anymore GAC is now redundant cos you don’t need to look like the opposite sex anymore.
Man/Woman is a feeling therefore the hormones and surgeries are no longer necessary or lifesaving.

 

[LonesomeDud]

"Queer" activists want a world of compulsory bisexuality. As if the original point of the gay rights movement wasn't that there are people who are incompatible with the opposite sex.

"Queers" seem to be the biggest fans of compulsory heterosexuality.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Does that mean that insurance companies can stop covering gender affirming surgeries? Use their arguments against them lmao.
Plus with dysphoria not being needed to be trans anymore GAC is now redundant cos you don’t need to look like the opposite sex anymore.
Man/Woman is a feeling therefore the hormones and surgeries are no longer necessary or lifesaving.

I mean this genuinely, if an ugly True and Honest woman can't have her cosmetic surgeries covered by healthcare/insurance regardless of how upset over a feature she might be - wonky breasts, soda can-bottom sized areolae, undesired hair growth from PCOS or unfavourable genetics etc. then why the fuck are tranny cosmetic surgeries covered?
No matter how depressed or upset a T&H woman is over her tiger stripes or a stomach pouch from when she was pregnant, she cannot have cosmetic surgery covered by the state. At least not where I'm from. You'd have to make an exceptional case to an exceptional GP who refers you to the right, sympathetic cosmetic surgeon to be approved for that.

Meanwhile some AGP or HSTS who could benefit from therapy will easily get allowed for their life-destroying alterations.

I'd argue that the people who genuinely suffer from GID/Gender Dysphoria would benefit more from therapy than a T&H woman who just happens to be fucking ugly. We just suck it up and live with what life gave us if we don't have the money, after all.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I mean this genuinely, if an ugly True and Honest woman can't have her cosmetic surgeries covered by healthcare/insurance regardless of how upset over a feature she might be - wonky breasts, soda can-bottom sized areolae, undesired hair growth from PCOS or unfavourable genetics etc. then why the fuck are tranny cosmetic surgeries covered?
No matter how depressed or upset a T&H woman is over her tiger stripes or a stomach pouch from when she was pregnant, she cannot have cosmetic surgery covered by the state. At least not where I'm from. You'd have to make an exceptional case to an exceptional GP who refers you to the right, sympathetic cosmetic surgeon to be approved for that.

Meanwhile some AGP or HSTS who could benefit from therapy will easily get allowed for their life-destroying alterations.

I'd argue that the people who genuinely suffer from GID/Gender Dysphoria would benefit more from therapy than a T&H woman who just happens to be fucking ugly. We just suck it up and live with what life gave us if we don't have the money, after all.

I wish we lived in a society that stopped telling women to be ashamed of their female bodies and stopped shaming men for not being women.

 

[General Disarray]

I mean this genuinely, if an ugly True and Honest woman can't have her cosmetic surgeries covered by healthcare/insurance regardless of how upset over a feature she might be - wonky breasts

Oh believe me, if this tranny shit were happening back in the day when I had to have mine done, I'd be livid and hiring an attorney to litigate this. As a natal woman, am I not entitled (even MORE so than a natal male), to "gender affirming care?" Hell, I'd probably go to law school just to get in front of a jury in person.

*Pounds on desk* IS CANCER REALLY WHAT IT TAKES FOR ADULT HUMAN FEMALES TO GET "AFFIRMING CARE?!"
*Instructs jury to slideshow featuring denizens of the Sideshow thread* I REST MY CASE.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So they are saying that bottom surgeries aren't medical treatment because penis isn't male genitalia. Good to know.

In a sane world a procedure that takes a perfectly healthy, normal and functional organ and carves it up and stitches it back together in a (extremely) rough approximation of the opposite sex's equipment, leaving it nerve damaged, unfunctional, and just plain horrific to look at, isn't "medical treatment" at all, its plain mutilation.
Troons cope saying their procedures were developed for people who didn't develop properly, but a best effort rectifying of a problem is an entirely different thing to taking a totally healthy and functional penis for instance, and flaying it, dicing it up, and sticking it back together then stuffing it up inside a cavity carved in the man's taint.
That's not a vagina, it's an abomination.
Taking a totally healthy and functional arm, flaying the skin off it, and rolling it up and stitching it to a woman's mons isn't a penis, it's a travesty of science.
Their Frankenstein surgeries aren't treatments.
Treatments make things better, they don't damage something healthy to make something worse.

Transgender surgeries are attempting to treat psychological neuroses with surgery, it's the same level as an African Witchdoctor shaking a rattle and dancing around in front of a person with toothache, in fact it's worse, the Witchdoctor is just performing a ritual based on superstition thats completely ineffective, but he's not making the guy with the toothache worse.
Gender surgery is like pulling a guys teeth because he hears voices and he's convinced he's picking up radio waves from his fillings.

 

[msd]

Selfie special today, curtesy of r/trans.
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Eh the Asian might pass if he puts more effort.

The most normal looking of them all

 

[countrybumpkin]

Just fucking DIE!

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I was still bending over and so the girl like bent down too and came under neath me with a scrunchy confused look studying my face, which was honestly really cute and adorable. I stuck my tongue out at her playfully and left with her mom apologizing. I should have engaged more but I was just taken aback by it all.

What a fucking autist.
"this little girl who I don't know was adorable when she stared at me"
"I stuck out my tongue at her like my favorite anime girl"
"I should have made a scene and upset a child"
Even if he was just a normal straight dude this would come off as creepy as shit, never mind from a crossdressing AGP.

 

[Haliaeetus Vocifer]

Just fucking DIE!
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“I just want to be a weak and frail woman who can’t open a pickle jar” meanwhile he’s probably 6’2, can reach the top shelves of cabinets that most women can’t, has broader shoulders than a linebacker and male pattern baldness.
Fucking faggot freaks making a complete mockery of womanhood disgusts me to no end.
You were born a man and will die a man, no matter how many pickle jars you couldn’t open.
Fuck right off.

 

[Wallace]

That is one of the things that pisses me off about troons. They think being a woman is so easy. That they live life on easy mode and that by making a OF they too can make six figures. It doesn't work like that. Then of course there is the humiliations aspect to this also where they think all women are just holes and to be a woman is just to get fucked and be degraded. It's gross and makes me sick.

The incel-to-troon pipeline is real.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Just fucking DIE!
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I hate this. So much. Contributing their loss of strength to their magical woman transformation instead of realising that they’ve just become deconditioned and fat?
I’m surprised they don’t whine about how their height stops them from needing a big tall hero in supermarkets because the thing is on the top shelf. (I’d rather climb up the shelves than ask.)
My very existence, and other normal women’s, must piss them off so fucking much. No skirts, no makeup, can build flatpacks, can open jars.

I mean this genuinely, if an ugly True and Honest woman can't have her cosmetic surgeries covered by healthcare/insurance regardless of how upset over a feature she might be - wonky breasts, soda can-bottom sized areolae, undesired hair growth from PCOS or unfavourable genetics etc. then why the fuck are tranny cosmetic surgeries covered?
No matter how depressed or upset a T&H woman is over her tiger stripes or a stomach pouch from when she was pregnant, she cannot have cosmetic surgery covered by the state. At least not where I'm from. You'd have to make an exceptional case to an exceptional GP who refers you to the right, sympathetic cosmetic surgeon to be approved for that.

Meanwhile some AGP or HSTS who could benefit from therapy will easily get allowed for their life-destroying alterations.

I'd argue that the people who genuinely suffer from GID/Gender Dysphoria would benefit more from therapy than a T&H woman who just happens to be fucking ugly. We just suck it up and live with what life gave us if we don't have the money, after all.

Oh definitely. They say that a woman getting a boob job is GAC after all; so why can’t we get it covered? I hate all their reasoning. They also sprinkle their arguments with word soup so most people end up confused deciphering what the fuck they even said. I don’t even think they know what they mean anymore.
They pull up the worst examples too. No, 13 year old rich Susie shouldn’t have had a nose job. No, intersex isn’t your fight to use in your arguments. No, children shouldn’t feel suicidal.

Troons cope saying their procedures were developed for people who didn't develop properly

Except the man already has the relevant anatomy to make a procedure more successful. They do their half arsed troon friendly research on Reddit and declare that because it’s been done on MissKitty69 that means it 100% works and they too can have a working rotpocket.

Have a tax. It’s almost like it was a phase caused by mental illness.

Feels better but still went to the hugbox to let him know that he’s def still trans.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Just fucking DIE!
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How many women seriously can't open jars?

They get dysphoria over literally anything, but this is particularly offensive. I guess part of women being easy mode is cos we are supposed to be too fragile to do anything for ourselves.

Also, if you have something that makes it hard to open jars, such as an injury that makes twisting movements with force painful, you learn pretty quickly to apply physics. Just whack the lid on the side of a worktop to break the air seal (it slightly bends the lid, allowing air in, to equalise pressure, I've never broken a jar doing this. its fine), then the lid just slides off. Because most normal people with a difficulty that makes an everyday task hard find a way to work around it so you don't need to depend on other people.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

This guy had a better childhood than 95% of the global population (hand wavy guess but whatever)

I dunno, maybe I'm going soft in this old age, but I kinda feel bad for this guy for the kid he was, not for the troon he became. If I may play devil's advocate for a moment...

When I was about 5 years old, my parents sent me to a preschool designed specifically for blind and visually impaired kids. One of the experiments they tried was to paint the fingernails of kids with low vision to see if it would help improve hand/eye coordination. When I came home with bright red nails, my father lost his mind.

This guy's dad sounds like a gigantic fucking faggot - which is ironic, given how he freaked out so violently about this incident.

Your defective sperm created a special needs child with fucked up eyesight, so you have to send him to a special school, and one of the things the school do to try and help your child with his condition that your shit tier genetics gave him was to paint his fingernails in a bright colour to improve visibility, and you ended up having a ridiculous autistic tantrum because "Oh noes, muh son has painted nails, that means he's teh gay!"?

I dunno, brah, maybe if you hadn't have freaked the fuck out when your child exhibited the slightest, most mild bit of gender non-conformity imaginable when he was at a young and impressionable age, which was for a medical condition that he didn't have any say in, he wouldn't have ended up a fucking tranny in adulthood, thinking he's really a woman because he liked having his nails painted? Plenty of straight men paint their nails, it's a really common thing with goths, punks and alternative types, for example.

So yeah, fuck this dude, but also fuck this dude's dad, is what I'm saying.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Feels better but still went to the hugbox to let him know that he’s def still trans.

I'm totally sure they are going to receive him with open arms and they are not going to alienate him at all, not call him a troll, etc.

 

[gampboonerisms]

"I knew that my beautiful nails that looked just like Mommy's nails were not going to last for very long."
Fuck. Off.

I don't believe this story. Kids can't paint worth a shit, that's why they have non toxic and water removable stuff for kids. Nail Polish? Actual nailpolish? No and lol fuck no. If you get that on clothes you will ruin the item by trying to remove it with acetone. Kids cannot brush on nail polish straight, I know! It took me from the ages 14 to 16 to get that crap on right the first time. Also, how long do kids sit still? Long enough for polish to dry? I don't think so.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I’m surprised they don’t whine about how their height stops them from needing a big tall hero in supermarkets because the thing is on the top shelf. (I’d rather climb up the shelves than ask.)

It's so stupid. I've offered to get stuff from lower shelves for elderly men, so they don't have to kneel down and risk falling, and they've been so happy someone helped them. I have stupidly long arms for a woman, so I rarely need help with high things.