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[klarine]

a bunch of unattractive, wizened up, post-menopausal women with the appearance of dried prunes thinking they were superior to the dolls.

Cis women, even the ones who supposedly accepted me, couldn't possibly fathom why men would drool over me while completely ignoring them.

HSTS's cope is amazing, they are 100% sure that the men that suck their cocks are straight as an arrow and prefer them over the women they hate so much.

"the dolls" lmfao

 

[Geraldine]

When are feelings of being an impostor *not* a syndrome?
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Hello, so I would appreciate some guidance in figuring this whole gender crisis out. Sorry in advance for the long post.

For context: I am an AMAB individual who has always identified as a gay, cis-gender male and used he/they pronouns...until college

So when I went to college I started dressing in more traditionally feminine clothing (mainly skirts) because I love them. I love the way they feel on my skin and how fun it is to twirl around in them. I have always been a more feminine individual. I have always found it easier to be friends with girls growing up, I have what's known as "gay voice", I was involved with choir and theatre in middle and high school, and from a very early age found boys to be...well dumb(unfortunately I also find myself to be attracted to them). I fit into almost every gay stereotype growing up to the point where some classmates as early as 4th grade would ask me if I was when I didn't even know what that word meant at the time.

So suffice to say no one was surprised when I came out in middle school(though I had pretty much known since 5th grade). I remember when I first thought of the possibility of me being gay and something in my brain went *click* and I knew I was right.

So back to why I wrote this post, In my first year of college I lived in a building with many other queer people, many of whom were gender non-conforming. Not that I had any sort of problem with it as I had met individuals like that before. But I had never met so many at once. I was exposed to this whole new side of queerness that I had never really had a chance to explore. I had only owned one skirt up until that point and didn't really wear it back in my hometown very often for several reasons such as not knowing how to style it properly(which I am still working on so any tips would be appreciated), the attitudes of my peers, the comments from my Mom and Sister, and my general lack of self-confidence in High School.

Seeing how unashamed the people in my building were about expressing who they were even though we were all attending a small private college in the south, inspired me to want to do the same. So I started to wear my skirt more often and talk to more people in my building. And the more I did that the way I started to view myself changed.

Growing up, I had never really had a problem with being called a boy/guy(or a girl as some people would often mistake me for one) but the word "Man" had never felt right to me. I always figured I would grow into it but at this point, I was a legal adult and people were starting to use that word to describe me. It made me feel(for lack of a better term) icky. Like I felt physically repulsed by the word. So I started to think more about my gender identity. I settled on the label Demiboy, which encouraged my friends to start using they/them pronouns for me more often. And whenever they did it felt so affirming. I also started to buy more skirts and wear them out around campus(when I could handle the stares and whispers from my straight peers that is).

So over this past summer, I have come to realize that I don't care how people perceive me gender-wise. Being so naturally feminine all my life I learned it was kind of pointless(for me at least) to change my behavior just so people could perceive me as more masculine or feminine. I have long held the belief that those terms(masculine and feminine) along with gender as a whole are just social constructs meant to put people in boxes and subjugate those who are perceived as "less than". And I have no interest in associating myself with any of that. In my mind, we are all just people. And when I look in the mirror I don't see a "guy" or "girl" I just see me. And I feel most like myself when I wear my skirts. Gender is just a concept that I feel as though I have no relationship with. So I concluded this summer that I am non-binary and I changed my pronouns to they/he(with a preference for they, only because I am male presenting and people will usually assume that I am cis since that's just the culture of my school).

I guess I just wanted to make this post to see if my feelings are...valid. I have not gone back to school yet and have not really had a chance to be in an environment where my identity will be affirmed by those around me. I mean, to be honest, I feel a bit more confident after writing it all down but I could still use some outside perspectives just to help me process everything.

Thanks for reading and again sorry for the super long post. Any comments or advice would be very much appreciated.

Thanks y'all

Answer: When one really is an impostor.
OK so maybe with this guy it's some sort of syndrome. But not impostor syndrome.

 

[grenouille crétine]

I’ve never heard anyone under the age of 80 refer to a woman as a “doll” before.

Congrats on not knowing any homos Though as others said, they do seem likelier to call themselves dolls versus actual women, the implication of artificial being better is obvious. Drag queens and HSTSs both use the term a lot. I have also heard them more rarely use it for actual women, both the traditional "she's such a doll" meaning she's sweet, but generally referring to an ingroup ie “one of the dolls”. The latter group is almost always hyper-feminine and/or ridiculously surgically enhanced ones since that's all they understand. It’s nothing a sane person would take as a compliment.

 

[Peaches Demure]

It seems to be something trannies refer to themselves as in some circles, particularly if their background is in a particular sort of "work". Escorts and other sorts of prostitutes have a warped view of normal sexuality not least of all because prostitution is an inherently abusive system regardless of how consenting the work is but because johns are literally the lowest dregs of the male (and sometimes female) class. So of course, the guys they come across and hear about are going to be cheaters into degen shit.

There are no female johns, period. This topic has been discussed to death on the Farms, but essentially it boils down to "no escort can sell the kind of experience a woman, straight or lesbian, wants".

Watch this inteview with porn actor/former gay-for-pay escort on Soft White Underbelly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehPQvKkI6UI

At roughly 2:40 into the interview he explains the situation. Mark Laita asks "as an escort for men"? and the guy laughs saying "women don't pay for sex".

If anyone claims to have female clients, they're lying.

 

[PigFarm]

Lol! OHNOES lil pooner!
What an incredibly fembrained way to react. Even when they’re having autistic meltdowns, these chicks can’t help but act as the most stereotypical caricature of a woman.


Lolwut?! Because she’s fat?!

So I took a peek at the post history and of course, the post is deleted.

But found some interesting stuff.
They've been together 20 years so this doesn't seem like some little confused 20 year old who's running into doors crying. It should be a full fledged adult.

The OP is legally blind but still has to do much of the chores because pooner gets too overwhelmed from the aUtiSm.

Op thinks it's normal to just attack people if they tap your shoulder from behind. TRauMa.

The best part is that before it was all deleted, OP gets into a slap fight with the legal reddit over how they video/audio record their interactions with the hospital. Legal was telling them the hospital can ask them to gtfo if they show up with a camera in the doctors faces. So there's absolutely more to the story.

Tldr fat middle aged blind chick is fucking an even fatter middle aged pooner who gets sad when they have to vacuum

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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He claims to be an escort. I’m still 50/50 on whether or not this is an elaborate troll, but assuming he is real, I believe this backstory, because it explains the persistent sexual overconfidence in spite of his obvious desperation.

Pervert bloke defending pervert blokes, just another day ending in y. Women know fine well what men are like, once they’ve been around a few in the world. They only have to see the kind of porn blokes go nuts for to know. It’s hardly a secret.

Blokes will fuck anything. Not all blokes, but some bloke somewhere will fuck literal roadkill, inanimate objects, and yeah, crazy men with mangled genitals and ridiculous female costumes on. It’s called a perversion for a reason.

Would the majority of blokes choose a tranny over a women? Of course not. Fuckin’ shame, maybe the trannies would leave the poor lezzers alone then. Dee Snyder over here is just gutted he’s the bit on the side and never the main dish, like every slapper, only he’s raging worse because he knows exactly how it feels to be on the other side. He knows the way blokes look down on hookers and one night stands. And like hookers who say they like it, he claims he’s being paid so he’s the winner. Give it a few years when his arsehole is blown out, he’s been robbed and beaten by a few johns, and he’s too old for anyone but the dirtiest of old men. He knows. He knows exactly what’s coming to him. It’s why he’s trying to enjoy what he feels is winning right now.

Trannies are so hate-filled and sad, man.

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

Troon gets enormous bolt-ons, gets weirded out when people stare.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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[Wallace]

Everything was fine until he fell down the gender rabbit hole, and now he's spiraling. And I'd bet money that the "gender euphoria of being a woman" is AGP. Like all addicts, it will never be enough, he'll never be feminine 'enough', and he knows this. So all he can do is turn to the hugbox for sweet lies to soothe him.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Troon gets enormous bolt-ons, gets weirded out when people stare.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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I'd like to file this under "Things a Troon wish had happened" He looks like what he is a middle-aged man with laughable fake tits. No one looked at him except in shock, horror, and to laugh.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Troon gets enormous bolt-ons, gets weirded out when people stare.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

He isn't weirded out, he's flattered and turned on. He's only phrasing it that way so that he can boast to all of the other attention-whore trannies and be able to turn around and play dumb if/when he's called out for being a braggart.

The real L here is his seeming obliviousness to the fact that people are obviously staring because he looks like a perverted freak.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Do these women truly believe that their transphobic husbands will openly admit that they like to suck dick or get fucked in the ass by the dolls?

Yes, some closeted gays (or just very porn sick degens) want to fuck and discard troons. Wow, what an accomplishment. That faggot troon sure showed the dumb TERFs.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Skeet Hansen's newest video has him delivering pizza to a trans predator.

I know, I know. The phrase 'trans predator' is a redundancy.

 

[FinnSven]

Skeet's Hansen's newest video has him delivering pizza to a trans predator.

I know, I know. The phrase 'trans predator' is a redundancy.

That troon is 28? He looks 38 at a minimum.

Being a troon and a groomer of children really must take a toll on a man.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Like all addicts, it will never be enough, he'll never be feminine 'enough', and he knows this. So all he can do is turn to the hugbox for sweet lies to soothe him.

And try to justify mutilating kids. Trannies fucking love the "forcing a kid to go through the wrong puberty is abuse", which this guy brings up despite admitting that pre HRT he was perfectly content with his life.

 

[monstrous bubo]

pooner who gets sad when they have to vacuum

TBH that is the most relatable thing about both of them.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

and it was a bunch of unattractive, wizened up, post-menopausal women with the appearance of dried prunes thinking they were superior to the dolls

They hate us because they can't be us.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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He claims to be an escort. I’m still 50/50 on whether or not this is an elaborate troll, but assuming he is real, I believe this backstory, because it explains the persistent sexual overconfidence in spite of his obvious desperation.

Don’t, like, half of all troons claim to be sex workers though? He could be telling the truth, but IMO, the more likely story is that this is just another part of his coomer fantasy. “I’m so sexy and feminine that men will pay to fuck me!”

 

[Susanna]

Don’t, like, half of all troons claim to be sex workers though? He could be telling the truth, but IMO, the more likely story is that this is just another part of his coomer fantasy. “I’m so sexy and feminine that men will pay to fuck me!”

To be fair I do believe that there is a market for trans prostitutes. I doubt it's a very reaffirming one though, like this idea they have that straight men secretly pine for them. More likely is that their market consists of repressing gay men, who internally justify their homosexuality with "well, he looks a bit like a woman when I'm drunk enough, so it's totally not gay!!".

 

[Geraldine]

"well, he looks a bit like a woman when I'm drunk enough, so it's totally not gay!!".

Or just homosexuals who like the look. Yes. A fetish.

 

[majorplayer]

I'd like to file this under "Things a Troon wish had happened" He looks like what he is a middle-aged man with laughable fake tits. No one looked at him except in shock, horror, and to laugh.

I love the implied 'teehee, I wonder why all the men are staring at me!' while cooming because he's getting attention because of his bolt ons (I like that term). Also the other trope of 'male attention', but not THAT kind of male attention! Narcgasm anonymous anyone?