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[Chickenpolar]

Seen on TERF Twitter: Stunning and brave TransLater's family Gray Rocks his coming out

It’s now been about a week, and we’ve had no further conversations. It’s like it never happened

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Coming out to my family was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done and it didn’t mean anything

I wasn’t sure what kind of flair to use. I want to vent, but I’m not a venty trigger-warning kind of person.


I’ve posted here a few times about writing the letter and then sending it, and I do want to thank you all for the help and positive vibes. You really did help a lot.


I wrote a decent “hey, I’m trans, this is really hard for me but I wanted to share this with you. There will be changes to come” email months ago. I sat on it forever as I kept second-guessing myself. My family is not religious or conservative or whatever, but they are the flavor of centrist liberal that gives “ally” a bad name. They’ve also complained about pronouns and gender fluidity, tho they’ve only ever encountered it through their kids friends. They all see it as trendy dumb teenager bullshit. No one in my family has had anyone queer anywhere in their lives. Well, except for me, now. So I really had no idea x how this would go. Would they think I’d lost my mind and try to stage an intervention? Would they surprise me and welcome me with open arms? I couldn’t guess.


I fired off the letter Saturday morning. I didn’t hear from anyone until Sunday night, and I heard from the rest Monday night. To a person, they all gave me the same response: it’s your life, do what you want. We’ll accept you. End of message.
I followed up with a few phone calls, but they stayed on message. No questions or curiosity, and they absolutely didn’t want to hear any details. My dad just kept telling me to take it as slow as possible, that I shouldn’t be in a hurry (??). I was kind of like, bitch, I’ve been trying to transition since 2019 and I’ve made zero progress, I am absolutely in a hurry.


It’s now been about a week, and we’ve had no further conversations. It’s like it never happened. I don’t feel any relief or energy or confidence for the future, I just feel kind of how I felt before all this, but more tired. And dreading doing all this again with my friends, and then work. Just, ugh, I think I’d prefer if they all disowned me and I could just start fresh

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[revisionist]

Great interview with Dr Emma Hilton The Tranny Slayer on Gold's Heretics

 

[Free the Pedos]

Troon gets enormous bolt-ons, gets weirded out when people stare.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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Spoiler: Accompanying selfie

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Spoiler: Post from the day before

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Imagining a boomer in a MAGA hat on a riding mower staring open mouthed across the street at the apparition before him is actually very funny.

 

[Nick Obre]

Seen on TERF Twitter: Stunning and brave TransLater's family Gray Rocks his coming out

Cry for attention unsuccessful

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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The worst part is not knowing

The casual “no surgeries really, just had my balls cut off” + the casual mention of not showering for three days and running errands. And the hospice wife. Feels like a subtle troll? Can’t tell.

Still, can always depend on the comments to even be more delusional the op.

“ IMO no, and TBH it's very unlikely someone is gendering you correctly out of "politeness", they're simply just reading you as female and that's that”

Cry for attention unsuccessful

There was a rare success story someone posted on Reddit about letting their very autistic cousin troon out. Basically the family didn’t give him positive or negative attention. Avoided using pronouns or any names (real or fake) to refer to him. Ignored him when he would come downstairs in a dress or whatever and pretended like nothing was happening. Took like a year but the autistic kid finally gave it up and they suspected the lack of reaction /attention was a big part of it.

 

[PigFarm]

Cry for attention unsuccessful

He wanted either total praise and worship, or some hint of push back for the pity points. And all he got was a "cool story, have fun."

Perfect way to handle these narcissists

 

[Jhonson the Two]

To be fair, they're probably not a troon. Based on what I've read they were born as some genetic fuck-up with DSD and stuck with female primary sex characteristics and partially male secondary sex development. Same with the taiwanese boxer a weight class down. Terrible shit to be born with, especially in a place like Algeria.

Yes they are both DSD aka genetically failed males. What's an evil genius plan is to make them participate just right in time when people are still confused about all the trans-in-sport shit.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I am embarrassed by how much this picture gets to me!

That's a great meme format though, I'm stealing this. This can be the sandwich I give to kids who don't label their axes.

 

[Baraka Obama]

The worst part is not knowing.

If I ever elect to chop my balls off just before my wife is on her death bed watching me walking around in her dresses and her makeup please for the love of god shoot me and make it look like suicide.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If I ever elect to chop my balls off just before my wife is on her death bed watching me walking around in her dresses and her makeup

This guy couldn't even do the decent thing and wait six months; she's on hospice. He's going to have a whole closet of free lady clothes soon, but he had to make sure she knows all about it, before she's no longer lucid.

 

[PinKopyKat]

I am stealing this whenever this is spouted.

 

[Terffals]

I've always assumed it's placebo. They start having some vague abdominal discomfort and of course that means they're on their period, and since they're men, they will never know what it's actually like.

Every troon that claims to have period cramps should be forced to wear one of those menstrual/pregnancy cramp simulators, I want to see them get BTFO’d when they realize the pain is nothing like their diarrhea sweats.

Cry for attention unsuccessful

You love to see it.

My friend has the best response for gender fuckery: if someone tells him their pronouns, he replies, “Sure.” If they ask him for his pronouns, he just goes, “No thanks.” It’s polite yet disinterested, most of the time they have no idea how to continue and leave him alone.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

That tranny's story reminds me of something I saw a few months ago. I was watching a live stream of a Youtuber, and he had on a friend, and I almost turned it off because this guy is the worst. He's a heterosexual white guy who desperately wants to be a victim I think so he can blame all his failures in life on it and not himself. So, he does the coming out to his southern conservative family as bisexual thing and here's the caveat he's married to a woman and it's not an open marriage meaning being bi if he even is means nothing because he's not going to be acting on it. But he wants the pats on the back from the alphabet crowd and he wanted his family discourse to cry to the alphabet crowd about unfortunately for him his family didn't oblige. His family had the same response as the tranny's family "Whatever it's your life" and he was complaining about their response just like this troon did about how lackluster their response was and it was because although he didn't say it, they robbed him of his spotlight. They either want a love fest when they come out or a shitshow either way they get to be in the spotlight of the drama. I don't think I've ever seen time when society has produced so many narcissistic people.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Another manly man to finish up. Fellas, don't you just love doing SO much adulting and then relaxing with an animu romance comic?

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Do you notice what is absent on her adulting list? Having a job.

I was once unemployed for nearly a year, and the above is what happens--the magnification and grandification of small things that normal adults do in their lunch break because they are at work the rest of the time. This seems like the kind of person who says 'I'm booked up Tuesday because I'm picking up something at the post office'.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

"No, no, actually, it was really nice, I made lots of money and he was a really good kisser."

I can sort of understand that someone sells, you know, the mechanics of sex for money. It’s transactional, not sexual (for the seller, at least). But a kiss is intimate on another level, or am I just being middle aged and not gay again?

Sounds more like he hooked up with someone and got paid than true and honest prostitution to me. But they don’t call me Methuselah for nothing, I guess.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Troon diagnoses psychopaths ay work.
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I'm not sure I'm understanding the issue here. There was no implicit accusation in the email, it only said 'X happened, please don't do X'. It's addressed to 'everyone', so presumably it was CC'd to all of the employees and not just sent to this troon specifically.

Is the troon taking umbrage at this a tacit admission that it was them that smeared the shit on the toilets? I can think of no other reason why someone would read that and interpret it as a personal attack or accusation. Or do they think this was an act of deliberate vandalism intended to make them feel unwelcome? Well there are far easier ways of doing that to troons, like saying certain words in their presence or often by merely existing.

I suspect this is just a case of Hanlon's Razor being blunt because people leave horrific messes in bathrooms all the fucking time. Attributing this to deliberate malice rather than people just being retards is the finest example of 'trannies most effected' I've seen in a while- what sane person would see some shit on a toilet and automatically jump to the conclusion that it was intended as an attack on them?

 

[Positron]

I, of course, didn't think that this was the time or the place to be making that admission and very much did NOT want him to elaborate, so I just said, "That's sad," with as much fake sympathy as I could muster, and went back to painting my Chaos warriors. He seemed rather upset by my reaction, and was like, "No, no, actually, it was really nice, I made lots of money and he was a really good kisser."

You should have said, "Whatever."

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner's complaining about how MTF's treat them. It's so funny how pooner's will defend them no matter what they do and whine about how mean they are the next minute.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/S5CTpgUsy8

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Pooner's complaining about how MTF's treat them.

I don't know why this is a surprise to anybody. It's not hard to imagine troons resenting pooners for having what they crave (being biologically female) handed to them by the happenstance of their birth, but willingly throwing it away. We've seen many times just how truly misogynistic troons can be to normal women, it's not a stretch to see why would they hate pooners too.

Resentfulness, envy and hatred are foundational components of trannyism.

I love how most of the replies are "We shouldn't be infighting! It's us against the 'phobes!" despite the fact that you couldn't have 2 trannies alone in a room for longer than 30 seconds without them falling out and fighting about something retarded.

 

[Fapcop]

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Pooner's complaining about how MTF's treat them. It's so funny how pooner's will defend them no matter what they do and whine about how mean they are the next minute.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/S5CTpgUsy8

Poonerism really is a perfect exercise in doublethink.

1: Transmen are men.
2: The patriarchy always looks out for men.
3: Patriarchy is responsible for misogyny.
4: Transmen are also victims of misogyny.

Orwell would think it’s too crazy to put in a book.