Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Yeah the whole egg crack thing reeks of agp grooming perversion. Some of these troons seem to suffer from a sort of sunk cost fallacy though. On some level they know they fucked up but they're too far in it so by converting more people into trooning out it fools them into thinking they made the right choice by chopping their own dick off.

There's so much perversion and mental illness all globbed together it's a mess to try and wrap your head around.

Some verified troon bigshot said "I give kids the push I wish I had gotten". it couldn't be more on the nose

 

[Sean Andalou]

This incels hates the fact that straight men won't date trannies and can't change them. He also comments on how men dating him would make him feel like he's winning at womanhood.

Here's the bit of normal psychology incomprehensible to troons:

No matter how cogent the argument (not that it really is, but suppose it is),
visceral horrified aversion cannot be negotiated.

Checked on his Reddit account.. he’s a furry now.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

That still of the dad kissing him goodbye alone...

4:01 Just a little redness on his I mean her neck.

 

[Stan]

Idiot Troon Comes out to Family, Nobody Cares:

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I apologize in advance for the mostly unstructured rant, I just made this account and have never posted anywhere before, but I felt I needed to get this off my chest.

It's been a long journey for me. I remember having feelings of wanting to be a girl ever since right before High School (around Age 12-13), and a few faint memories even potentially before that, which combined with a number of events transpiring in more recent years of my life, through much self reflection and discovery, I realized that I am trans. In early October of last year, at age 21, I came out to my parents before anyone else (outside of technically my dog, who I more so talked to to get courage of what to say to any humans), saying "I think I'm trans," using "I think" mostly as a buffer in case things went very wrong (My mom appears generally supportive of the LGBT+ community, but said some things in the past making me unsure of her true stance on transgender people, while my dad is a literal boomer, who is often set in his ways, so I wasn't sure how either would react). It wasn't terrible, we found an LGBTQIA+ friendly therapist for me to go to, and he's helped me out a lot. More recently I officially told them that yes, I am indeed a transgender woman. Thus begins my predicament...

Their reaction to the actually confident coming out has been a mixed bag. Every time I talk to them, it gets rather frustrating. Neither of my parents seem to understand much about the transgender experience (which I get to an extent), and it can lead to some weird and uncomfortable questions. My dad tends to ask lots of questions in rapid fire, but is clearly at least trying to understand, although he's gone on record saying he thinks I should wait 1 or 2 years before I take any major steps. Meanwhile, pretty much every question from my mom feels like she's trying to convince me I'm wrong. Most frustrating is that it feels like I'm damned in her eyes by both the things I've said and the things I didn't say in the past. Using "I think" when I came out, not liking stereotypically "girly things" when I was younger, apparently never talking about wanting to be a girl when I was younger (when I know for a fact I did express these thoughts at least a few times... although in this case I don't know if I ever did express it to them specifically). No matter what I say them, they just don't seem to want to believe that their baby "boy" may never have been a boy to begin with.

My sister, the only other person I've come out to in my life outside of my therapist, is far more understanding, being both queer herself and being a magnet for queer friends, but its very difficult to go about with my life considering my parents. I'm currently at college, have another semester to go after this one, but soon I'll be moving back in with my parents for the summer and I'm just... tired. I'm tired of pretending I'm something I'm not. I'm tired of having to try and justify myself to people who don't seem to want to understand me, don't want to see me for who I really am, even when I'm trying to let them see me for the first time in 10 or so years. I don't have financial independence from them yet, because they're helping me pay for college, as well as my therapist at the moment. Speaking of college, I'm basically expected to finish college and get a job in the workforce, with it basically being implied that I should put the trans stuff on hold until that is done. The thing is, every day I wake up, it gets harder to get out of bed, harder to care about the classes I'm taking or the major I'm going into, or even to care about potential job prospects in the future. It's harder to keep up the mask of the supposed cis male, and I think I'm getting burned out by doing so. I'm only keeping going because of the hope that one day, whenever that day may be, things will get better.

I just don't know what to do. Even with all of their flaws, I still love them, and I want to keep them in my life... I don't want to have to cut them out of it. But I've been living the past 10 years on autopilot, doing things "the way I'm supposed to," and I don't want to live the lie anymore. I just want to look in the mirror and recognize the person in it. I don't know what's so hard for my parents to get about that. I haven't had that many people I could consistently rely on over the years, but my parents were pretty much always there. I'm willing to leave them behind if I really have to, but that doesn't make the thought of it any less painful or exhausting. I've discussed with my therapist potentially doing a joint session with my parents, but I'm not sure how much that would actually help getting them to understand my side of things. I just... I don't know what to do anymore.

Woof, that sounds tough dude. I can really see why this vile tranny prefers to clap back on Reddit rather than work on his problems and make a life for himself. (lol no I don't, this tranny is tired because his self-made problem is tiresome.)

 

[King Dead]

We had one MPreg read. It was actually an engaging book, but again, the one who suggested it wanted us to fawn over the MM couple while we were more interested in the logic behind the butt-birth. She also left the club immediately after, said she didn't feel 'welcome'.

Can I just say that I absolutely love the mental image of a group of middle-aged women having a roundtable discussion on the mechanics of mpreg?

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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This is quite an L post, a tranny tries to convince a man to consider dating trans women. And when he keeps refusing he keeps trying to tell the man that trannies are the same. Even the comments are calling him out on his behavior.

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Which seems to have lead into this next post:

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This incels hates the fact that straight men won't date trannies and can't change them. He also comments on how men dating him would make him feel like he's winning at womanhood.
Not surprised honestly.

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That link was great, all the comments called him out. “It’s giving masculine energy,” among other catty insults.


Jeeves, zoom in.


Lol he argues the whole thread that the dudes who view this as creepy and rapey aren’t actually real twanz and accuses them of viewing themselves as a third gender.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Can I just say that I absolutely love the mental image of a group of middle-aged women having a roundtable discussion on the mechanics of mpreg?

Spoiler: Booktalk

It is genuinely one of my favorite memories because we laughed so much. We also have two nurses in the group so you can imagine they took figuring it all out personally. Wine, cheese and laughter make for a great evening so it sucks the one girl took it so personally lol. We treat all books the same, we're not in this club to have serious discussions.

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Has been on T for over 20 years but still gets regularly ma'am-ed over the phone. But you guys, mummy says she sounds male, so clearly everyone else is the problem.

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I got a random phone call today from a mobile phone service provider that I don’t use and the stupid cow on the phone called me Mam. I’ve been on T since 2003 and my Mum says I don’t have a high voice. I think it’s a bit higher than your average cis guy but I don’t think I sound like a woman. It happens a lot on the phone and it pisses me off. Rant over lol

 

[neverendingmidi]

Spoiler: Booktalk

It is genuinely one of my favorite memories because we laughed so much. We also have two nurses in the group so you can imagine they took figuring it all out personally. Wine, cheese and laughter make for a great evening so it sucks the one girl took it so personally lol. We treat all books the same, we're not in this club to have serious discussions.

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Has been on T for over 20 years but still gets regularly ma'am-ed over the phone. But you guys, mummy says she sounds male, so clearly everyone else is the problem.

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I got a random phone call today from a mobile phone service provider that I don’t use and the stupid cow on the phone called me Mam. I’ve been on T since 2003 and my Mum says I don’t have a high voice. I think it’s a bit higher than your average cis guy but I don’t think I sound like a woman. It happens a lot on the phone and it pisses me off. Rant over lol

The lowly phone bank peon could sense your Karen vibes, sweetie.

 

[Sean Andalou]

A non-binary triumph, but of course it's really an L.

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i work a warehouse job and i was on deliveries this morning. i got both he'd and she'd by different people within the span of like 10 minutes. then i was in the bathroom in a mcdonalds and someone walks in, said "oops, wrong bathroom!" when they saw me, then double checked the sign and went "oh nevermind"

i took HRT for about 8 months and stopped about 2 months ago, and im happy to report I got exactly what i was hoping for which is indistinguishable androgyny

when i wear neutral clothing that is anyway lol

yay!

Reddit -- Archive
Lots of comments of congratulation.

Couldn't find any full face or body selfies in the profile, but did find these.
It's enough to make the point.
Archived Reddit post with eye

Archived Reddit post with tattoo

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My sister, the only other person I've come out to in my life outside of my therapist, is far more understanding, being both queer herself and being a magnet for queer friends,

WHAT A REMARKABLE COINCIDENCE. Yet again, a rare accident of birth strikes several times in the same community.

Can I just say that I absolutely love the mental image of a group of middle-aged women having a roundtable discussion on the mechanics of mpreg?

Probably way more entertaining than the actual book.

 

[Syikeblade]

A pooner was in the men's changing room at a gym when someone from highschool recognized her and said her name. Of course this freaks her out and wonders what should she do?

Well all the comments are saying what a dick the guy was, and one of them whating to report the guy for the crime of dead naming her.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/SGCRC4Ohsa

 

[Sean Andalou]

A tragically belated attack of sanity.

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I am now out to my friends, they gender me correctly and call me my chosen name, but when around them, I feel like a monster. Aside from one cis guy, they are all cis girls. I am about 20 to 30 centimeters taller than them. All features about me are larger than them, in the masculine sense. I feel so out of place. They are cute, I am disgusting. We're different.

My ribcage is huge, and so is my midface, my brow bone, my legs, my arms, my skull. I feel like an impostor among them. I've been on HRT for almost 2 months, but I'm considering stopping and pretending I was never trans in the first place.

I feel as if I will never, ever be a true girl. This may be offensive to some, I apologize, but truly, I do not wish to look visibly trans, for reasons both of safety and dysphoria. I want to be seen as just another cis girl. A pretty one would be a nice addition, but really, just cis is enough. I don't think anyone will ever see as a girl, and I won't see myself that way either.

It feels humiliating. Like I was cursed by god himself. I have a tumor between my legs. It's his fucking fault, it's all his fault. I wish. Fuck. Since 11, I've known I was trans. What have I done about it? NOTHING. I've dissociated the last half decade shortly after, and now I'm an old man who is irreversably male, and I don't know how to cope. I try clothes, but I look disgusting in them. I try to refer myself in feminine pronouns near my friends, but I feel like some predator for doing so. I wish I had the courage to maybe someday girlmode with my friends or even just home, but I can't. I just can't.

I recently saw a cosplay of a character from the game ProjectSekai called Mizuki, and oh fuck, seeing it makes me actually want to cry. It's just, for a split second I thought of doing the same, but then I imagined myself looking in the mirror and I remembered how ugly I would look. I think if anyone saw me in such cosplay they'd call me a slur and I'd be posted all over social media for being a tr**** monster. I would look so disgusting. Other women are cute. I am disgusting. I am so tired of this. I just want to feel cute too. Im tired of feeling like a disgusting monster over thinks like height, bone structure and male pattern baldness, which, truly, i will never be able to change.

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Here's a comforting comment.

 

[Narinder]

What kinds of jobs are FTMs found in?

There was one in another thread who mentioned being a manicurist. Emphasis on the MAN, to indicate that working in nail bars is an acceptable career for a hecking manly dood bro.

The FTM I semi know in real life is a primary school class assistant.
Another gritty hardcore callus generating job for the boys.

I know a FtM that works at a paint store. I don't recall if it's house painting or for artistic purposes. Probably the latter because she's a genuinely phenomenal artist. But ya know, art shops and painting are very masculine specific jobs.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Spoiler: Booktalk

It is genuinely one of my favorite memories because we laughed so much. We also have two nurses in the group so you can imagine they took figuring it all out personally. Wine, cheese and laughter make for a great evening so it sucks the one girl took it so personally lol. We treat all books the same, we're not in this club to have serious discussions.

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Has been on T for over 20 years but still gets regularly ma'am-ed over the phone. But you guys, mummy says she sounds male, so clearly everyone else is the problem.

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I got a random phone call today from a mobile phone service provider that I don’t use and the stupid cow on the phone called me Mam. I’ve been on T since 2003 and my Mum says I don’t have a high voice. I think it’s a bit higher than your average cis guy but I don’t think I sound like a woman. It happens a lot on the phone and it pisses me off. Rant over lol

These people have so much hatred inside of them it has to be exhausting. Someone on the phone who is relevant for like, ten minutes of your life, that you will never meet again, calls you ma'am. Sure, it's not the right pronoun, but it's still respectful language. Instead of just rolling your eyes and doing your job you mald about it enough to post on reddit. And call her a stupid cow. They hate over such tiny things.

 

[Ann]

A tragically belated attack of sanity.

Spoiler: The whole rant

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Isn't Mizuki that pink-haired character whose gender is listed as unknown or something? He would fit right in that cosplay.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

Isn't Mizuki that pink-haired character whose gender is listed as unknown or something? He would fit right in that cosplay.

Yeah, Mizuki is also being claimed by the western fandom to be trans? Idk I'm not into gay idol gatcha games.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Scenario:
Pooner wants to cosplay a female character, but ...
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One very unhelpful comment sp far.
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When is drag not really drag?

Bitch is living out Victor Victoria

 

[Internet Wizard]

There's a testimonial in the SRS thread about some lunatic who got the surgery done literally two weeks after his 18th.

It's a rite of passage once you go to college apparently, given I know two poone that did the same the moment they moved in

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Who knew spending a day not in the Voluntary Boob Crusher would change your perspective on things

 

[Evilronald]

Managed to find this gem on Reddit. The trannies actually did a rare good deed and told OP to not go ahead with the surgery if they weren’t 100% sure. So they turned it down and then have an autistic meltdown that they did and are suicidal now. They wish they had done it and are freaking out at Reddit for it. This post is deleted now but got it before then.