Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AfghanBlue]

He was tempted to throw himself out of a car.
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I started laughing a bit too much at this. I’m just imagining a grown man breaking out into tears and the medical staff looking at their watches like “we aren’t making any money here, when can this weirdo leave so we can have the rest of the day off?”
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When I saw this persons previous post I wasn’t sure if it was legit or not, but this is too insane and autistic to be a troll. They were tempted to throw themselves out into traffic, run into traffic, or use a kitchen knife on themselves. This person needs to be institutionalized not operated on.

Ohhhhh, didn't we see a post from this guys husband on reddit too? Saying how fucking insane the troon was and how and an idea it was that he was about to get the surgery, mentioned him being addicted to weed and everything.

 

[Stan]

Parents are the kids biggest constants. For a four year old, even an eight year old, the thought of your mom suddenly becoming a dad one day is pure nightmare fuel and can be traumatizing. If it happened to their friend, maybe it can happen here? Maybe mom will just disappear one day? Maybe dad will become mom?

What if your parents merge and become this:

“hello child. Welcome home. It is I, your parent. I have transcended gender. Do not be afraid or cry.”

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

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Tranny and boyfriend. Boyfriend and tranny look exactly as expected. Boyfriend looks like a young Josh moon doppleganger.

Bet the troon constantly hears women say to his face, "What a bold fashion choice, EtherSpace42."
Which he interprets as something positive as the women laugh at him behind his back.

 

[Local Farmer]

I liked the "they go the lengths of listening to trans voice training tutorials so they know what to look for" lol

Yes, it's definitely that, not just that you sound like a man talking in a falsetto to everyone.

It's always the same. HSTS = weird "girly" voice still obviously a man. AGP = even less convincing flaming faggot lisp (for some reason they think this is womanly).

It usually a weird mix of a valley girl and a cute uwu anime voice but done by a 30+ grown man.

 

[AfghanBlue]

She has kids 2 and 8 years old and a college degree of some sort and she can't figure out why the other "progressive" parents are backing away?

O, allies! My allies!

Maybe those parents took a developmental psych and kid centric view on the situation (or simply read the latest pooner news) and decided not to have their young kids confused (or subject to roid violence) by interacting with a pooner and her gender identity indoctrinated kids?

A broader picture emerges..


Shouted at by angry pooner!


Having read the other posts, I'm not entirely convinced the other kids parents indeed might well be pain in the neck, brat raising fucks... She has a post on a sub called the hermain cain award, about making, which is a sub name I find in and taste but it's 2 years old..
Pooners are prone to be cunty rage dykes, but so are random suburban parents obnoxious , so it's a tie at the moment.

Off topic af, but every time, and it's often, I see someone with a little reddit avi guy who looks like this

It always reminds me of 'Er Maj, RIP

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Mothers who "become fathers" are probably just as hard, albeit somewhat different.

It would surely be worse. Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. In hospice care, often the last words uttered by the dying are a request for their mother, someone who might have been dead for decades at that point.

The kind of woman who could do this to her own children is as bad or worse than the men that do it. She is a moral reprobate.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Ohhhhh, didn't we see a post from this guys husband on reddit too? Saying how fucking insane the troon was and how and an idea it was that he was about to get the surgery, mentioned him being addicted to weed and everything.

If you're thinking of the one that was posted fairly recently, no that post was in the UK, and they were both MTFs so they definitely wouldn't have used the word "husband" like this guy did. Substance-abusing lunatic trannies are not in such short supply on reddit that these two posts would be connected, anyway.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Shouted at by angry pooner!

"They wanted to discuss these 'known and ongoing' issues with my leadership style and wanted to call in people from the GS council to confront me. I told them to fuck off, and I dropped the box off troop stuff on their doorstep telling them have to do everything"

Yeah something tells me it's not all bigotry making the issues.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

angry pooner!

Well lookee there. That looks like an old school “Married Lesbian”. AKA an “ML”. A nearly extinct species that is rarely seen in the wild anymore. But still very much exists in certain regions apparently. Bullying and bitchiness are common characteristics.

 

[Candidae]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LGBTBooks/s/cogAry3cgw

Decided to look the books up and came across a fantastically narcissistic troon author.
This one is too pretentious for gender in the "you will use all pronouns for me and remember to change them up every other sentence" way. The author of "A Lady for the Duke" and many other novels for teen girls

https://quicunquevult.com/where-do-i-start/

They also have a helpful guide for helping you decide what flavour of "queer" you want from their collection.

Shouted at by angry pooner!
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So this woman is a scout leader and mother of two and doesn't know how to get children to behave without screaming at them loud enough to scare off an autistic child from ever being involved in meetings she's in. And now she's planning on taking hormones to start looking and sounding like an angry man. Not to mention taking a hormone that increases irritability.
The parents might not even be "transphobic", they just don't want her screaming at their kids and now have a valid reason to kick her out. Now they can say an angry man shouldn't be around girls as opposed to feeling like they're being overly sensitive to report the real reason their daughter doesn't show up to meetings.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

A freshly minted pooner is wrestling with her neuroses:

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I (37 FTM) have 2 daughters (4 and . I came out a little over a month ago and my husband and girls have been amazing! I live in a progressive area and have no fear going out on "boy" mode. Like many people my age, my local friends are my kids friends parents. (My college friends are spread across the US.) I have gotten mostly supportive responses to me coming out and transitioning. I'm highly involved with my kids activities and volunteer with many extra curriculars.

However, I finding that almost 2 months in, other parents' support of me has wained. My daughters have been stood up for multiple play dates. I was prepared for hated towards me, and I knew some might spill over to my kids, but this initial support, with increased isolation has me stumped. I'm worried for my daughters' social lives most of all, but I'm wondering who I should trust. Was there support preformative due to our progressive area? Are they worried about how to talk to their kids about me? Am I reading too much into this?

She of course cannot conceive of other parents needing to cancel for reasons unrelated to her current theory of sex and gender. Only one parent has displayed overt transphobia to her - can you guess which one?

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To be fair if I found out a parent of my kid's friend was a pooner or troon their house would be on the no visit list going forward especially a younger child like a 4-year-old who isn't old enough to ignore their nonsense.

Also gee why would Lesbians and Gays be hostile towards the group who call them transphobic if they don't want to fuck them and try to gaslight them on their own sexuality and get them to accept heterosexual sex labeled gay sex because of "Gender" being a social construct and different than "genital preference". Also, who are trooning out the next generation of gays and lesbians. Gay Conversion Therapy was less insidious.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

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Managed to find this gem on Reddit. The trannies actually did a rare good deed and told OP to not go ahead with the surgery if they weren’t 100% sure. So they turned it down and then have an autistic meltdown that they did and are suicidal now. They wish they had done it and are freaking out at Reddit for it. This post is deleted now but got it before then.

Faggot still blaming others for keeping his crazy ass from cutting his dick off when he gets ptsd for not having eye surgery

Look at those fucking hands, real dainty and all........

Why do they look like twins? Autism phenotype?

Thinking the same, sure they arent brothers?

 

[monstrous bubo]

This guy is an autistic drug addicted drama queen but he thinks his genitals are the main element of others’ image of him, lol.

Pooners are prone to be cunty rage dykes, but so are random suburban parents obnoxious , so it's a tie at the moment.

My vote is for the pooner, but that raises an interesting question: is the husband a pooner too?

 

[Evilronald]

This guy is an autistic drug addicted drama queen but he thinks his genitals are the main element of others’ image of him, lol.



My vote is for the pooner, but that raises an interesting question: is the husband a pooner too?

That’s how I knew it was a real post and not some elaborate troll. There was way too much autism to be trolling.

 

[remiem]

Then the twisted and awkward bullshit of it all quickly became intolerable and those supposedly “socialized” parental instincts kicked in. (Kek.) And they noped out. Hard.

Insantranity, sure, but in general the 'friend group' you have as a parent is perilous even in the best of times. Most parents aren't friends because they want to be, they're polite and cordial because of the relationship between kids. That's why if you have a parent who becomes sick or something of the sort they suddenly find a ghost town around them instead of support because these relationships aren't strong to begin with. Mrs. X troons out and suddenly the kids with normal parents are uncomfortable having to deal with that if they visit which means they want to limit contact and thusly the parents happily jump at the opportunity to cut or limit ties. Especially at the young age of her kids. There's exceptions but it's usually in cases where an adult friends group was formed and all got married/started families around the same time and in the same area.

The last thing these people want is the small talk and gossip to all suddenly shift to this woman's lifestyle changes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

They even had the medical team giving 0 fucks about him and asking when he’s going to be done so they can go home.

It wasn't the whole medical team; it was pre-op holding, probably taking place in a Short Stay department, so they do get to go home after the last inpatient is in surgery and the last successful outpatient is wheeled to their car. Their job is to prep people, start an IV and get 'em in a gown, then after surgery pick up from Recovery for the patients who are planning to go home that day.

Next door to this dude and his genital indecision were a bunch of other patients for the other surgeons operating that day, knees and hips and tumors and spines, none of whom needed loud adult male troon + husband drama either, especially the ones who are post-op and just getting cleared by PT and demonstrating a pee.

I'm betting that it was pretty obvious that he was working himself up to have that tantrum rolling around on the floor, and since he just made his procedure a cancelectomy, they didn't even have any meds to give him. I would also bet that the staff was giving him and his husband space and checking in on them occasionally, and the emotionally unstable MtF paresed that as being almost kicked out.

when he gets ptsd for not having eye surgery

This MtF reports having had huge reservations and last-minute panic about LASIK, going through it anyway, and ending up one of the chronic eye pain/dryness/poor vision nightmare outcomes that you read about after you get through the first five pages of sponsored results on any search engine. r/Lasiksupport is full of them, the "is this person crazy or did their eye damage make them crazy" stories. (If you want a rarer and even more horrifying version of surgical regret, look up "empty nose syndrome." )

MtF is burying the lede, because LASIK regret stories would only take a tiny bit of find-and-replace to be SRS stories. This might be the only troon ever who (briefly) learned from his own and others' experience.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Decided to look the books up and came across a fantastically narcissistic troon author.
This one is too pretentious for gender in the "you will use all pronouns for me and remember to change them up every other sentence" way. The author of "A Lady for the Duke" and many other novels for teen girls
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https://quicunquevult.com/where-do-i-start/

They also have a helpful guide for helping you decide what flavour of "queer" you want from their collection.

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So this woman is a scout leader and mother of two and doesn't know how to get children to behave without screaming at them loud enough to scare off an autistic child from ever being involved in meetings she's in. And now she's planning on taking hormones to start looking and sounding like an angry man. Not to mention taking a hormone that increases irritability.
The parents might not even be "transphobic", they just don't want her screaming at their kids and now have a valid reason to kick her out. Now they can say an angry man shouldn't be around girls as opposed to feeling like they're being overly sensitive to report the real reason their daughter doesn't show up to meetings.

It's funny that she said they came to a birthday party as some sort of gotcha.

As if a party where loads of kids and adults are doing their own thing in a freeform environment is not very different to her authoritarian scout meeting where she is the only adult and has quasi military control. Not to mention parties are used not infrequently as childcare for a few hours

 

[Cronchyapple]

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Here’s the suicidal Autistic troon’s original post.

Jesus Christ. As someone with a vagina I have never typed/talked so much about it. What makes these mentally ill men so obsessed with their genitals? I do not think about my junk as much as they do. I’ve never typed paragraphs about the aesthetics of my junk. What form of OCD is this guy going through???

 

[Cuckoman]

So this woman is a scout leader and mother of two and doesn't know how to get children to behave without screaming at them loud enough to scare off an autistic child from ever being involved in meetings she's in. And now she's planning on taking hormones to start looking and sounding like an angry man. Not to mention taking a hormone that increases irritability.

Like many other crazy pooers she makes the mistake thinking that just taking a lot of T will make her a (small and angry) man.
She needs to combine it with steroids. Lots of steroids. So that she gets the genuine angry manlet blackout violent rage moments.
Then no one will doubt she is a real (but very short) man.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Noelle's definitely an AGP. He's just one of the young one's who might mistake it for gender dysphoria. I remember there was a 4chan post of a guy doing the same thing at the same age and then planning to kill himself because he had fucked up his life.

I wonder how he's doing now. The removal of his balls and axewound has probably brought him back to reality somewhat. I don't see him making 30.
I found his instagram but there's no posts and just links to the communist manifesto.

He's looking well and definitely not like someone who is one bad day away from going postal.

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A pooner was in the men's changing room at a gym when someone from highschool recognized her and said her name. Of course this freaks her out and wonders what should she do?

Well all the comments are saying what a dick the guy was, and one of them whating to report the guy for the crime of dead naming her.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/SGCRC4Ohsa

"What's your problem, bro?" she mumbled, poorly imitating a young male character in a teen movie from the 1990s. The second hand embarrassment here, it's almost lethal.