📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Mad_Dog]

Spoiler: Actual lyrics from the song

– Hello, very nice to meet you, I'd like to know about sex change operation.
– I see, I see, I see. From man to woman, woman to man.
– Man to woman.
– From penis to vagina. Is it for you?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

"Hi, I'm a straight man and for some reason, I find sex with other straight men difficult."

LMAO I love how these sick freaks are forcing themselves to become faggots. The tranny cult dogma says that there is no difference between women and insane men in dresses so there is no escape besides leaving the cult.

 

[Necrosan]

Two-face makes his debut:

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It's like an optical illusion, it looks like the skirt is down to his knees.

Boyfriend commits the ultimate betrayal:

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Spoiler: Totally reasonable post

He only kinda cares about gaming and considers politics divise and political action dumb. I told him I was leaving youtube and spotify because they donated to Trump, and commented on how easy life was for a few days without them, and he suggested I was trying to control him and his thoughts and I “don’t let him enjoy things”.

Sometimes I feel like if a SWAT team came in and took me away for being trans, he’d just recreate their weaponry as a loadout in Ready or Not. How do I get him to care about political causes more than his methods of entertainment?

 

[Syikeblade]

This pooner has a male name but everyone knows she's a girl so don't need to pretend she's male
Plus all the comments of them having a guys name but don't pass or speak and gets shocked that people gender them correctly.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/fM7bXn5uA2

 

[Lick the Ball]

What's the source of that image? It conveys the current state of LGBT so well.

It was made by one of those evil TERFS on Twitter.

 

[quaawaa]

Another L for troons courtesy of Trump:

Prioritizing Military Excellence and Readiness​

EXECUTIVE ORDER
January 27, 2025

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and as Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States, and to ensure the readiness and effectiveness of our Armed Forces, it is hereby ordered:

Section 1. Purpose. The United States military has a clear mission: to protect the American people and our homeland as the world’s most lethal and effective fighting force. Success in this existential mission requires a singular focus on developing the requisite warrior ethos, and the pursuit of military excellence cannot be diluted to accommodate political agendas or other ideologies harmful to unit cohesion.

Recently, however, the Armed Forces have been afflicted with radical gender ideology to appease activists unconcerned with the requirements of military service like physical and mental health, selflessness, and unit cohesion. Longstanding Department of Defense (DoD) policy (DoD Instruction (DoDI) 6130.03) provides that it is the policy of the DoD to ensure that service members are “[f]ree of medical conditions or physical defects that may reasonably be expected to require excessive time lost from duty for necessary treatment or hospitalization.” As a result, many mental and physical health conditions are incompatible with active duty, from conditions that require substantial medication or medical treatment to bipolar and related disorders, eating disorders, suicidality, and prior psychiatric hospitalization.

Consistent with the military mission and longstanding DoD policy, expressing a false “gender identity” divergent from an individual’s sex cannot satisfy the rigorous standards necessary for military service. Beyond the hormonal and surgical medical interventions involved, adoption of a gender identity inconsistent with an individual’s sex conflicts with a soldier’s commitment to an honorable, truthful, and disciplined lifestyle, even in one’s personal life. A man’s assertion that he is a woman, and his requirement that others honor this falsehood, is not consistent with the humility and selflessness required of a service member.

For the sake of our Nation and the patriotic Americans who volunteer to serve it, military service must be reserved for those mentally and physically fit for duty. The Armed Forces must adhere to high mental and physical health standards to ensure our military can deploy, fight, and win, including in austere conditions and without the benefit of routine medical treatment or special provisions.

Sec. 2. Policy. It is the policy of the United States Government to establish high standards for troop readiness, lethality, cohesion, honesty, humility, uniformity, and integrity. This policy is inconsistent with the medical, surgical, and mental health constraints on individuals with gender dysphoria. This policy is also inconsistent with shifting pronoun usage or use of pronouns that inaccurately reflect an individual’s sex.

Sec. 3. Definitions. The definitions in the Executive Order of January 20, 2025 (Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government) shall apply to this order.

Sec. 4. Implementation. (a) Within 60 days of the date of this order, the Secretary of Defense (Secretary) shall update DoDI 6130.03 Volume 1 (Medical Standards for Military Service: Appointment, Enlistment, or Induction (May 6, 2018), Incorporating Change 5 of May 28, 2024) and DoDI 6130.03 Volume 2 (Medical Standards for Military Service: Retention (September 4, 2020), Incorporating Change 1 of June 6, 2022) to reflect the purpose and policy of this Order.

(b) The Secretary shall promptly issue directives for DoD to end invented and identification-based pronoun usage to best achieve the policy outlined in section 2 of this order.

(c) Within 30 days of the date of this order, the Secretary shall:

(i) identify all additional steps and issue guidance necessary to fully implement this order; and

(ii) submit to the President through the Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs a report that summarizes these steps.

(d) Absent extraordinary operational necessity, the Armed Forces shall neither allow males to use or share sleeping, changing, or bathing facilities designated for females, nor allow females to use or share sleeping, changing, or bathing facilities designated for males.

(e) Within 30 days of the issuance of the respective updates, directives, and guidance under subsections (a), (b), and (c) of this section, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall, with respect to the Coast Guard, issue updates, directives, and guidance consistent with the updates, directives, and guidance issued under subsections (a), (b), and (c) of this section.

Sec. 5. Implementing the Revocation of Executive Order 14004. (a) Pursuant to the Executive Order of January 20, 2025 (Initial Rescissions of Harmful Executive Orders and Actions), Executive Order 14004 of January 25, 2021 (Enabling All Qualified Americans To Serve Their Country in Uniform), has been revoked. Accordingly, all policies, directives, and guidance issued pursuant to Executive Order 14004 shall be rescinded to the extent inconsistent with the provisions of this order.

(b) The Secretary and, with respect to the Coast Guard, the Secretary of Homeland Security, shall take all necessary steps to implement the revocations described in subsection (a) of this section and ensure that all military departments and services fully comply with the provisions of this order.

Sec. 6. Severability. If any provision of this order, or the application of any provision to any person or circumstance, is held to be invalid, the remainder of this order and the application of its provisions to any other persons or circumstances shall not be affected thereby.

Sec. 7. General Provisions. (a) Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect:

(i) the authority granted by law to an executive department or agency, or the head thereof; or

(ii) the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.

(b) This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.

(c) This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.

THE WHITE HOUSE,

January 27, 2025.

Source (Archive)

Highlights:

Consistent with the military mission and longstanding DoD policy, expressing a false “gender identity” divergent from an individual’s sex cannot satisfy the rigorous standards necessary for military service. Beyond the hormonal and surgical medical interventions involved, adoption of a gender identity inconsistent with an individual’s sex conflicts with a soldier’s commitment to an honorable, truthful, and disciplined lifestyle, even in one’s personal life. A man’s assertion that he is a woman, and his requirement that others honor this falsehood, is not consistent with the humility and selflessness required of a service member.

Sec. 2. Policy. It is the policy of the United States Government to establish high standards for troop readiness, lethality, cohesion, honesty, humility, uniformity, and integrity. This policy is inconsistent with the medical, surgical, and mental health constraints on individuals with gender dysphoria. This policy is also inconsistent with shifting pronoun usage or use of pronouns that inaccurately reflect an individual’s sex.

The Secretary shall promptly issue directives for DoD to end invented and identification-based pronoun usage to best achieve the policy outlined in section 2 of this order.

Absent extraordinary operational necessity, the Armed Forces shall neither allow males to use or share sleeping, changing, or bathing facilities designated for females, nor allow females to use or share sleeping, changing, or bathing facilities designated for males.

 

[NO TROONS]

I don’t believe for a second that this troon and his gay boyfriend went to an OBGYN together to discuss an IVF.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Highlights:

They missed a really obvious one:

Bondage clad men with tits make us look fucking ridiculous on the battlefield.

 

[Misogenes]

Good, I hope this policy sticks into posterity. I remember having briefings on possibly letting troons into the military back when Obama was President... the only person there who had enough balls to raise a stink was one of our Nigerians who didn't like the idea of pre-op men going into female berthing.

I believe we had one tranny officer on the ship for a while, never interacted with him but he was unmistakable even at a distance. One of my junior Sailors took a trouble call from him on the shop's shitty phone and accidently correctly gendered him as a "Sir" rather than a "Ma'am," which got a histrionic response.

We don't need those types of faggots in the military. The gays were fine, some of my best Sailors sucked dick or ate bush in their free time ashore.

 

[Magic Pickle]

I don’t believe for a second that this troon and his gay boyfriend went to an OBGYN together to discuss an IVF.

I don't believe any of this for a second either, but if there's any truth to to it, this guy is a fucking moron: this 21-year-old tranny who has supposedly had all the surgeries is apparently dating a Muslim man and has gotten himself in the tricky situation of being financially reliant on him... despite the fact that this guy chimps out on him over not getting sex.



And what does our fair maiden look like?

Spoiler: How exactly are you keeping it a secret?

^The lovely couple together. What a shame that dishonesty could break apart such a beautiful pair!

Just another day of fucking around and finding out.

 

[DSHK]

I don't believe any of this for a second either, but if there's any truth to to it, this guy is a fucking moron: this 21-year-old tranny who has supposedly had all the surgeries is apparently dating a Muslim man and has gotten himself in the tricky situation of being financially reliant on him... despite the fact that this guy chimps out on him over not getting sex.
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^The lovely couple together. What a shame that dishonesty could break apart such a beautiful pair!

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How is this not rape?

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I don't believe any of this for a second either, but if there's any truth to to it, this guy is a fucking moron: this 21-year-old tranny who has supposedly had all the surgeries is apparently dating a Muslim man and has gotten himself in the tricky situation of being financially reliant on him... despite the fact that this guy chimps out on him over not getting sex.
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Lies. Tranny bedtime story lies. Fap fodder. Supposedly he's been living with his Muslim BF in his Muslim family home in an unmarried state? Bone up on your Muslim lore, moron. X to doubt there.

 

[sharp teeth]

How is this not rape?

That's the neat part; it is! And the trans-rights movement considers it a feature, not a bug.

 

[Uncle_Teds_Cabin25]

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This pooner has a male name but everyone knows she's a girl so don't need to pretend she's male
Plus all the comments of them having a guys name but don't pass or speak and gets shocked that people gender them correctly.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/fM7bXn5uA2

Imagine this being your problem. I don't know if they have so many problems they use it to escape reality, or they're spoiled and need this to feel oppressed.
I don't care about their angst, until they start expecting the rest of us to cater to them.

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM denies his child medical care because the doctor "misgendered" him.

 

[krautkid]

Sorry if this was posted but careful ladies, you wouldn't want these guys to steal your husbands. Oh and vice versa with the TIF
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Genuine gross retards think that the bathroom is the place to get dates/hook up. This isn't a gay nightclub where people are doing coke and hanging out like it's a second bar. This is a normal bathroom where people pee and get the fuck out.

And yes. I want all you troons to go into the bathroom with my husband. Because you're men. This threat that straight men are gonna be soooOOooo attracted to a man in a dress stood at a stinky urinal is some grade a huffed copium. And even in the unlikely event of this, any woman's 'straight man' husband getting the hots for an ugly troon in the bathroom of all places? The troons can genuinely have.

 

[DSHK]

That's the neat part; it is! And the trans-rights movement considers it a feature, not a bug.

And why hasnt there been any pushback

 

[A Fly on the wall]

Genuine gross retards think that the bathroom is the place to get dates/hook up. This isn't a gay nightclub where people are doing coke and hanging out like it's a second bar. This is a normal bathroom where people pee and get the fuck out.

And yes. I want all you troons to go into the bathroom with my husband. Because you're men. This threat that straight men are gonna be soooOOooo attracted to a man in a dress stood at a stinky urinal is some grade a huffed copium. And even in the unlikely event of this, any woman's 'straight man' husband getting the hots for an ugly troon in the bathroom of all places? The troons can genuinely have.

One thing I've noticed about troons is they have an obsession with the bathroom even if it's the mens. The bar I work at makes me do routine checks of the mens bathroom next to the bar to make sure there's no funny business going on in there (sex, drugs, etc) and the one time I went in there and saw a troon with no top and his dick hanging out of his dress feeling up another troon

At least do it in the cubicle you fucking animals

 

[Vi0l3t]

TIM denies his child medical care because the doctor "misgendered" him.
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This angers me so fucking much. Making it all about him. I hope the real mom takes the kid to the appointment.

I don't believe any of this for a second either, but if there's any truth to to it, this guy is a fucking moron: this 21-year-old tranny who has supposedly had all the surgeries is apparently dating a Muslim man and has gotten himself in the tricky situation of being financially reliant on him... despite the fact that this guy chimps out on him over not getting sex.
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No way he wouldnt know. And if hes that stupid and truly doesnt know then the troons delusional because hes going to find out. How gross to manipulate someone.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

I told him I was leaving youtube and spotify because they donated to Trump

Um.... I thought these things were anti-Trump.

And yes. I want all you troons to go into the bathroom with my husband. Because you're men. This threat that straight men are gonna be soooOOooo attracted to a man in a dress stood at a stinky urinal is some grade a huffed copium. And even in the unlikely event of this, any woman's 'straight man' husband getting the hots for an ugly troon in the bathroom of all places? The troons can genuinely have.

Well to be fair, it's also their fear that they'd get attacked by transphobic men like, "HUR HUR YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS, WHAT A LOSER, LET'S BEAT YOU UP."