Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[The Noticer]

notice the position of the feet at 10 & 2 o'clock while women's usually face forward.

Not to mention the massive clown shoes he wears.

After 2+ years of HRT I have not gotten nearly as much transformation as so many of you wonderful ladies have!

That's because HRT doesn't transform shit, but Snapchat filters sure do.

 

[FinnSven]

Multiple issues troon.
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Yeah…….?

I hope this doesn’t lead to an influx of Troons trying to claim that trooning out fixes alcoholism.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

When a troon wants to 41% because of oppression and muh dysphoria, you drop everything to affirm them. When their trans widow wishes she would die, you feel bad for wrecking your marriage, but who really cares, right?


This is the full image of the texts so you can actually read them:

Spoiler: Troon came in like a wrecking ball

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Multiple issues troon.
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The lovely lady himself.

Isn't male top surgery supposed to involve the fabrication of breasts? He could get bigger tits than that by just sitting on the couch eating nothing but KFC for a month. Did they just forget to do the surgery after pocketing his cash and knocking him out?

 

[Shark Fin Flippers]

Same. I don't want a fucking Tranny handling my food.
I had to change my favorite sandwich shop because they hired a Goddamn Pooner and I'm still fucking salty about it a year later.
Their hygeine is non existant and I don't trust that they'll wash their hands or wear clean gloves, and thats before you even think wether they might deliberately contaminate someones food because they're upset someone "misgendered" them too many times that day.
Trannies shouldn't be legally allowed to work around peoples food.
Its got to be an OSHA violation or something. If not it should be.

Another thing id be worried about is the testosterone gel they slather all over themselves (using their hands) leaching into my food
Had a pooner serve me at a restaurant once and that's all I could think of. I was with a lovely older relative and didn't want to make a fuss, so I held my tongue.
This was out in the country too, and I found multiple pooners while I was out there...

 

[Procrastinhater]

Another thing id be worried about is the testosterone gel they slather all over themselves (using their hands) leaching into my food
Had a pooner serve me at a restaurant once and that's all I could think of. I was with a lovely older relative and didn't want to make a fuss, so I held my tongue.
This was out in the country too, and I found multiple pooners while I was out there...

Christ I never even thought of that but yeah, thats another reason.
They're a walking biohazard.
Its not the same as discriminating against a disability because its self inflicted.
If you decide to cut off your thumbs for instance, a Casino isn't discriminating against you if you don't get a job as a card dealer.
They are making a choice that has consequences, thats what "informed consent" is, and the choice they make means they shouldn't be working in food prep or handling.

 

[fitty tucker]

When a troon wants to 41% because of oppression and muh dysphoria, you drop everything to affirm them. When their trans widow wishes she would die, you feel bad for wrecking your marriage, but who really cares, right?

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This is the full image of the texts so you can actually read them:

Spoiler: Troon came in like a wrecking ball

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And the tranny posts text message screenshots with obvious pieces of dialogue missing. I wonder why they had to be so selective? Surely not because they're constructing a narrative to seem sympathetic...

 

[Sean Andalou]

Clocked as a troon while NOT impersonating the opposite sex.

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Spoiler: The whole thing.

So I work as a cashier at a restaurant, and the uniform is just a company t shirt, black pants, and sneakers, I’m not on hormones or anything, and on this particular day I have arm hair and a 5:00 shadow. I literally look like if you got a Luigi Mangione chia pet off of wish… the only thing that stands out is my badly done blue and black nail polish…anyways-

So in comes this one guy, seemed like a gay cis middle aged dude, and he orders something, and then we have to give them these customer review cards with our names on them. I’m not out at work and go by my deadname because I don’t feel like I look femme enough to do that in a work environment.

So unprompted, he says “thank you deadname! Well- if that’s what it really is”, and shocked but pleasantly surprised I was like “not really, it’s complicated”, and it’s like- bruh HOW did he know, I just look like a zesty cis dude with slightly abnormal body language and an androgynous voice like HOW TF?! To be fair my friends knew before me for like two years (six in the case of one of them) but still- like damn, for the rest of you who are in boymode with no physical or dress indicators. what gives it away when you’re clocked?

Key quote:

So in comes this one guy, seemed like a gay cis middle aged dude, ... So unprompted, he says “thank you deadname! Well- if that’s what it really is”, and shocked but pleasantly surprised I was like “not really, it’s complicated”, and it’s like- bruh HOW did he know, I just look like a zesty cis dude with slightly abnormal body language and an androgynous voice like HOW TF?! ...

Personal anecdote in the comments.

I was with my wife getting pedicures over the weekend, and I didn't get all of the nail polish off my toes. The pedicurist said, "Oh, I'm sorry, would you like nail polish, too?" I didn't know what to say, and my wife replied, "oh, she's definitely a pink, glittery girl. " And that was the first time my wife referred to me as a woman in public. I just sat in my massage chair crying uncontrollably as they slid the pink wedges between my toes. It was the best moment of my life.

 

[OrionBalls]

Yeah…….?

I hope this doesn’t lead to an influx of Troons trying to claim that trooning out fixes alcoholism.

I know a person who does claim that. Unfortunately, I can't go into any more details, because what happens in the rooms stays in the rooms.

 

[Sean Andalou]

And the tranny posts text message screenshots with obvious pieces of dialogue missing. I wonder why they had to be so selective? Surely not because they're constructing a narrative to seem sympathetic...

Furthermore, imagine publicly posting something like that for sympathy.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

To quote Sean Andalou (it won't let me quote the post:

Personal anecdote in the comments.

I was with my wife getting pedicures over the weekend, and I didn't get all of the nail polish off my toes. The pedicurist said, "Oh, I'm sorry, would you like nail polish, too?" I didn't know what to say, and my wife replied, "oh, she's definitely a pink, glittery girl. " And that was the first time my wife referred to me as a woman in public. I just sat in my massage chair crying uncontrollably as they slid the pink wedges between my toes. It was the best moment of my life.

If that was the best moment of your life (and why is his wife enabling this lunacy?), you must not have much of a life. Seriously.

 

[Caesar]

To quote Sean Andalou (it won't let me quote the post:

If that was the best moment of your life (and why is his wife enabling this lunacy?), you must not have much of a life. Seriously.

Also, his WIFE. Not the day they met. Not the day they got married. Not their first date. Not the day they started planning for kids - no, the day his wife called him a glittery princess. Christ.

 

[Sean Andalou]

... no, the day his wife called him a glittery princess. Christ.

And as always, assuming it really happened.

 

[Caesar]

And as always, assuming it really happened.

Well, of course, assuming nobody slipped him $100 and clapped. This thread would be way shorter if we didn't suspend disbelief a lot of the time, though.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

Furthermore, imagine publicly posting something like that for sympathy.

Troons will always flock to help the poor, hurting tranny no matter how badly they screwed up someone else's life plans. "He feels like a life wrecker because his wife just doesn't understand a validate him! Poor him!" None of them will ever turn around and offer sympathy to the TERF bigot who feels betrayed by, abandoned by, and horrified at finding out she was married to a degenerate perv.

I notice pooners have a different reaction. They usually complain that their boyfriends pay lip service to their identities while saying they're uncomfortable with it and referring to them as 'she' when around other people. But even if they break up, the pooner doesn't yell about discrimination and bigotry usually. Sometimes they do, but many times they tough it out and talk to their online girlfriends about the beautiful relationship they had.

Crazy. It's almost like the girls' socialization encourages them to talk things out with each other and hug box, and the boys' socialization encourages them to form a dude bro posse to reaffirm that bitches be bitches.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

Evidence for trannyism:

• "figure 8" (I believe he means size 8?

Figure 8 = hourglass shape/female shape.

 

[Procopius]

I still can’t break down which bits are male vs female, and he certainly tries hard, but there’s a primal sense that this is not correct.

It's the legs and knees. Women have fat to keep themselves warm, men hair. His legs look like shaved man legs.

Thread tax. Pooner goes to join a "women and non-binary" hiking group. Doesn't speak to anyone else at the meet up. Bottles it. Goes off by herself in opposite direction. Makes five minute video explaining why this is everybody else's fault and they're all transphobic.

 

[NO TROONS]

A college has just removed the TQIA+ from an LGB counseling group and the troons are mad


Some people in the comments are saying that the school might not continue to get federal funding from Trump by keeping the other letters, so that's why it was removed.

They're crying about how unfair life is, and how they plan on fighting back though.

 

[Sean Andalou]

He kind of gets it, but unfortunately turns to Reddit for advice.
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Just posted.
I think this may be one to follow.

Well that was quick.

However there are some interesting comments.

https://archive.ph/wip/5yLo1

Here's one.

A lot of us face this, friend. It’s brutal. Since you’re saying this, you’re kinda coming out to you already. It’s okay to be trans! I am, it feels right and good. I’m not out although I’m on hrt and look pretty feminine. I live in a country that’s trans-unfriendly (not the US) and I’m married to somebody who supports me privately but doesn’t want me to come out. That’s tough sometimes, but we’ve worked out compromises that work for us. Take your time! The pressure from realizing who you are (when your egg cracks) is intense. Relax. You have time. Get a gender therapist if you can. They help by supporting you, just you, and by showing you options you may not know about. Godspeed!

Emphasis added.
A lot of them "face this", but not enough to save themselves.

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Crazy. It's almost like the girls' socialization encourages them to talk things out with each other and hug box, and the boys' socialization encourages them to form a dude bro posse to reaffirm that bitches be bitches.

Nothing pins down the stereotypes better than those who profess to reject the stereotypes.

Some people in the comments are saying that the school might not continue to get federal funding from Trump by keeping the other letters, so that's why it was removed.

Almost certainly true, with no change in the character of the counselling available.
But the troon credo is maximalism or death (or at least suicicde bait).

 

[Barbenheimer]

They're crying about how unfair life is, and how they plan on fighting back though.

So they’re going to become more obnoxious, throw temper tantrums for not getting their way, demand everyone agree with everything they want/say, and make threats peaking more people in the process. Sounds good to me