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Who wants to bet that the grandmother had no idea what nonbinary is and this dingbat likely fed her the term and she was like, "Oh okay, sure, why not."

My somewhat libertarian-conservative parents (in their 70s - who were actually quite socially liberal, having gay friends back in the day when it was very much Not Cool) still don't understand what nonbinary is. They think it means "bisexual." I have explained the term to them many times and it still baffles them.
 
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Wait'll she figures out it isn't really a dick. :lit:

I'm under the impression these hypertrophied pooner clits are never anywhere near even small normal dick size. Is this correct?
she could try passing it off as her being a trans-racial asian or pajeet
 
Three pics at link, but I think this is the best.
He looks sorta like a blonde Nick Cave, and honestly? Good for him. Bring back eccentric guys wearing dresses cause they feel like it and they're not a part of your system, maaaaan. Iggy Pop never pretended to be a woman. Yung Thug didn't yell about pronouns.
 
He forgets to use the 'correct' pronouns and alternates between 'she' and 'they' repeatedly in that one short paragraph, often within the same sentence:

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I would also point out that 'grandma' is a definitionally female-gendered term.

Even the retards who believe in this shit can't keep it consistent.
 
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I have more respect for Devine, who has eaten dog shit, then I do troons. He, unlike them, knew who he was.
He also, a few days later, freaked the fuck out about the dogshit, rang up an emergency doctor number being like ummmif someone ate dogshit would they be okay? - and the person on the phone was like who ate dogshit, did you eat dogshit? - and he was like no, uhhh my... kid ate dogshit.
And they were like why did your kid eat dogshit, is your kid being neglected? this is VERY serious, what is your address I need to send some people out to speak with you all

And so he panicked and hung up, after nearly CPSing himself, and just sucked it up and had a stomach ache for a bit lmao,and hated it ever being mentioned again, which is was forever and bloody always as its the main thing that people remember from his brilliant and varied career, that includes pretty much starting a certain specific genreof high energy electro club music like 6 or 7 years before anyone else when he was in his fat trampolining random pop release period.
♥️ DIVINE.


If anyone wants to watch a film I'd recommend Female Trouble over Pink Flamingos for a first one, it's very similar but much better produced when they all were a little bit more experienced.
 
He forgets to use the 'correct' pronouns and alternates between 'she' and 'they' repeatedly in that one short paragraph, often within the same sentence:

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I would also point out that 'grandma' is a definitionally female-gendered term.

Even the retards who believe in this shit can't keep it consistent.
Nope. When it comes to parents and grandparents, there are no gender-neutral terms if you want to get more specific than the aforementioned terms. It's always going to be mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, etc. Same with aunt and uncle.

On that note, I also notice that many troons want to be young women in that they all talk about how HRT is giving them totes real periods. None of the 50+ year-olds want to lay claim to hot flashes because that's not young and cute. Nope, they've magically got periods, too, and get to leapfrog over all that icky menopause crap. The funniest are the pooners, who cannot escape receding hair.
 
A 38 year old pooner is wrestling with the usual problems: what does she call her husband now they’re gay men, why won’t her totes accepting husband call her his husband, and of course, fucking up her legal identity and discovering Nevada does not, in fact, give full faith and credit to other states’ laws.

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Changing my birth certificateGeneral Question (self.TransLater)
submitted 7 hours ago by NeteleJala

I am trying to change my birth certificate to reflect my updated name and gender from Nevada (which still allows self certification). I live out of state and sent in the paperwork after my legal name change in Washington State. I got a reply that I needed a court order with my birth name on it so I sent in my marriage license from California (that is my legal court order to change from my birth name to my former name). That way it shows birth name (A) to former name (B) to new name (C)- I even wrote this out on the returned paperwork.

I just got another response that they need a court order from my birth name to my new name. Which isn't possible. My birth name is invalid as my legal name for that last 10 years. I can't get a court order that goes from A to C. What do I do?

If that wasn’t enough, she has an 8 year old daughter whose parentage must also be legally retconned. California apparently will go along with this, but she is neurotically overthinking this, and annoying gay men to boot.

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Gay parents, what do you put on your child's birth certificate? self.AskGayMen
submitted 14 days ago by NeteleJala

I'm a 38 year old trans man who is updating my 8 year old birth certificate from California. We legally updated her last name to be hyphenated with both mine and my husband's. I want to put my new legal name on her birth certificate as well. I can also change the designation from mother to father or parent.

I'm wondering how info I should update? I don't mind having it say mother with my very masculine legal name and I don't think it will be a problem if she has 2 father's listed either, but I wanted to hear what other same sex couples have done
 
He forgets to use the 'correct' pronouns and alternates between 'she' and 'they' repeatedly in that one short paragraph, often within the same sentence:
It might be on purpose. Maybe Grandma nodded along with both "she" and "they". Some genderspecials want people to use all of their pronouns.

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It might be on purpose. Maybe Grandma nodded along with both "she" and "they". Some genderspecials want people to use all of their pronouns.

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“Cis people will default to your least ‘weird’ pronouns,” yeah no shit! Even the OP was embarrassed to even ASK people to use “xe”. Even the genderspecials know deep down how cringe neopronouns are. I will say, they seem thankfully rare IRL, I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone called “xe” or “zir” in real life or even in media, anywhere outside a tumblr bio. Even at the height of our recent cultural gender nonsense this was too stupid for people to indulge.
 
No ideology this time, just funny pictures. ;)
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I'm a woman who sometimes feels insecure that her shoulders looks too manly.

HUGE thanks to this troon, because I will never ever ever worry about that again lmao. I now officially love my broad feminine shoulders :)

Seriously. I can't believe how much this one picture just immediately reframed my own insecurity. A woman with manly shoulders still effortlessly looks like a woman. A man with delicate shoulders still effortlessly looks like a man. Damn I love this website.
 
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Man or woman, that's a rough 21.
Oh, and a Valentine’s Day video about loving... yourself, obviously. Who else would there be?
Another early transitioner who looks like a man. His balls never dropped so his voice is high but he looks just like an effeminate faggot - exactly what he is.
 
What was supposed to be a confidence boost ended up being a reality check of what it’s like to live in the deep south as a trans woman.
Lmfao this AGP asshole is canvassing in the rural Deep South looking like a fucking circus clown, scaring the kids in his spinny skirt and his fucking knee socks, what did he think was gonna happen? We don't really like or want his kind around here. Normal folk trying to raise families don't want their kids exposed to that weird fucking shit, this faggot needs to go back to San Francisco or somewhere he'd fit in.
 
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