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[Magic Pickle]

Also, who the hell came up with that stupid-ass button question? “If you could press a button and change genders instantly, would you?” There’s no button bro, why is that considered some unofficial diagnostic test?

Pretty sure most of us would press a button to turn us into billionaires if given the opportunity, but for some reason we can recognize that it's an escapist fantasy at best. Interesting!

Thread tax: a tranny regularly leaks piss. Is this why so many of them have piss fetishes? Because their hormonal abuse causes urinary incontinence?
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Experienced some leakage​

Hello all,
I am 5.5 months in to my medical transition on 100mg of Spiro and 4mg of Estradiol daily. Lately I have been experiencing some urine leakage throughout the day. It’s not due to strenuous activity, movement and even is happening when I don’t feel like I need to use restroom.
I am under the impression that the medications can weaken the muscles down there that can lead to this, but I thought it was more in line to being the result of activity, or even laughter. But this is just feeling a discomfort from moisture and discovering my undies have a wet spot.
I am wondering if any of you can advise me on this on if it’s more common or what not. I do have an appointment with my Endo in a week that I am gonna be bringing this up there too.
Thank you all!

Seems like parents are finally feeling bolder in explicitly rejecting troonery in their kids: enjoy a couple of stories of two different MTFs getting the crackdown from their genetic donors.
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My mother Said I'd never be a woman​

My mother heard my (personal and confidential) appointment with my therapist. She heard from the other side of the door.
I talked to my therapist about being a woman and some trans experiences that I had. This was 3 days ago.
Today my mother confronted me about me considering myself as a woman. It was a rough Conversation.
I won't say everything but what's important is this part:
Me"I just need you to accept me as I am. That's just it. Please."
She"You want me to address you as a she?"
Me"Yes, please. I know it can be hard but I don't care if you get it wrong by mistake sometimes. I just need you to accept me, to love me."
She"well (dead name) I can't, I will always love you, as I am your mother. But you aren't and will never be a woman. That's just biology."
I'm wrecked, pissed, sad, depressed. I really thought she'd do better. But she heard my appointment and used it against me.
I just want to get out of here but I've got no family that would accept me and I feel hopeless.

Spoiler: Knowing OP is underage made the comments so much creepier.

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My parents found out everything.​

Vent: TW: Game end mention
My parents found out everything that I'm transitioning, that im going to a lgbt center for support, that my name in college is my preferred name.
When i talked to them they talked about how im being ungrateful to them, that im killing myself by taking hormones and that if im not loving myself that im regressing and that im letting people put stuff in my head.
Idk what to do they know i can't keep anything i taught i was safe but apparently not. Apparently being happy is a crime to them. And that im not being myself what that means idk agency be dammed.
And now they want me to trow away everything to put my deadname back in school, that i throw away never take hrt and that i never do anything besides school and not be around freinds.

A military manlet finds herself ousted from her position in the army due to Trump's trans ban.
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Officially kicked out of the military​

Well, it finally happened. Years of busting my ass and promotions and awards all down the toilet. My unit enforced our new-and-improved trans ban. After years of trying to change my gender marker, patiently doing everything they asked and them continuously pushing the goal posts on me, I’ve been rewarded with the boot.
I guess if there’s any silver lining, I learned how much of my unit vehemently opposes the new ban, some in my platoon seem like they’d even throw hands to help me stay in. But I have no interest in that. I turned in my gear and signed their papers and said my goodbyes, and they’ll be hard pressed to get me back after the crap the current administration has said about our community. What sucks the most is not being able to be a part of my platoon anymore. They were my second family, always pushing me to be better and having my back. I was fresh out of high school when I joined so they’ve literally watched me grow up and become the man I am today. Every time I think about it I just start crying again.
This sucks.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Reminds me of this old chestnut. Straight guys aren’t into troons, I don’t know why this doesn’t compute for them.

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It’s been a while since i last read that. If it was me, i’d give the ole zinger after being called a faggot, “well if you can’t accept yourself then why should i accept you”.

 

[Hubelublub]

Cis women do complement each other's hair though.

We do, and sometimes it's a genuine compliment, other times it's a subtle dig.

If you're an autist male who never endured female socialisation, you have more luck playing pick up sticks with your butt cheeks than you do understanding female communication.

Cope and seethe, moids.

 

[Bloo]

Reminds me of this old chestnut. Straight guys aren’t into troons, I don’t know why this doesn’t compute for them.

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…what? I read that twice and still don’t understand the issue. He’s bi, not gay. This is deranged.

I once broke up with a guy because he didn't say 'vulva','vagina' or even 'pussy' or 'cunt'
He called it a 'lady's front bottom'
Which, rightly, grossed me out beyond anything I could cope with.
I now believe he may have been prophetic...

Spoiler: Proof he foretold the future

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Yeah, I would also find that weird and gross. A guy I was sexting with years ago kept referring to my vagina as “she/her” and that was fucking weird and off-putting.

 

[Dr. Butt]

not all men,

yes all men

 

[Dolly Brooks]

 

[Among Us Gaming]

I think men, if anything, are under-policed. Especially if they say they have a gender identity.

Frankly IMO everyone is under-policed.
The rule of the day it seems is this cancerous and hedonistic "do whatever you want all the time and never judge anyone else for what they're doing."

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Just when you think the radical queers couldn't invent a stupider haircut

I’ve seen this stupid ass trend on a sports forum i post at when we roast the opposing team’s players for being so ugly. Dreads/braids that cover someone’s eyes.

 

[Trapper]

We do, and sometimes it's a genuine compliment, other times it's a subtle dig.

A weak, underhanded and passive aggressive tactic of some women who want to put another woman in her place without men noticing, or have others tell her she’s overreacting to a nice compliment. Women who do this sort of thing / tear other women down aren’t as clever as they think they are and generally aren’t worth the time of day. Just tell someone their shit stinks and be done with it.

 

[Twix Eatr]

It’s like the whole “TERF’s want genital checks of children for bathrooms” no feminist in the fucking world wants that.

They say this because they're trying to legitimize the need for it on their end. They are threatening us normal people. "If you make it so boys can't invade the girl's locker room, we're going to have to pull their pants down. Do you want that?"

I'm curious what the people who hit "disagree" on my comment with studies validating women's prisons as having more SO than men's disagreed with? Perhaps my phrasing was too ambiguous regarding over/under policing of the sexes. I was trying to convey that women having more representation in touching camp kids and youth offenders is likely because the focus is on men, i.e., women are seen as harmless, allowing the predatory ones to have a bigger leash to do harm.

Offtopic sperging but I never understood the deal with average dick size since dick size is tied to body size and by that extent height, so shorter dudes are gonna have smaller than average dicks but might have regular sized ones by the standards of manlets and the opposite is true for taller guys

Is this actually true, though? I don't think there is a proven correlation between dick size and body size or height. Maybe size of hands or something.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Frankly IMO everyone is under-policed.
The rule of the day it seems is this cancerous and hedonistic "do whatever you want all the time and never judge anyone else for what they're doing."

A few months ago there were troons on Twitter arguing about how incest porn is fine and “let people enjoy things, stop being transphobic, this is how we cope with dysphoria uwu.”

“Let people enjoy things” should apply to like… Peeps, not that shit. At the very least, keep it to yourself.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Oh god they got another one. These trannies have to be stopped.
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Reddit needs to fall so bad

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Mom isn't doing her job if her son is busy posting on Reddit

 

[Farsided]

who want to put another woman in her place without men noticing,

Lots of men notice, lots of men also know better than to get involved lmao.

 

[deermeat]

Oh god they got another one. These trannies have to be stopped.
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What nut is she even talking about?
Damn, this is sad. Having naturally high androgens SUCKS, especially at this age. God why can't these poor girls just get into self improvement communities early on since they now have all the resources they could ever need? Especially getting into fitness, it's life altering in a good way and gets you good social cred early on which can put you at an advantage socially.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

What nut is she even talking about?

From a quick search the rumor appears to mostly pertain to Brazil nuts. A couple sites said macadamia nuts. In both cases it's an indirect boost, due to their having high amounts of trace minerals both men and women require. Can't imagine a healthy female body would turn those into testosterone the way a male body would.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/brazil-nuts-testosterone

 

[LateNightMuffin]

"I was fresh out of high school when I joined so they’ve literally watched me grow up and become the man I am today. Every time I think about it I just start crying again."
I can't be the only one who laughed out loud at the contradiction of becoming the man she is today and every time she thinks about it she starts crying again."

Can't you just see Jack Reacher saying this?

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

 

[Sean Andalou]

Trigger warning and many misapprehensions.

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Sometimes I feel like past life me is shaking her head at me, saying she wished to be a fucking man this time around and here I go wasting it and being effectively neither truly male or female. I want to be a liberated American woman at the dawn of the 21st century, when we were trending in the right direction. I feel like anything else is asking to be chattel or otherwise be repeatedly violated in every way. I feel like my parameters for the experience I want is pretty narrow. I want all the plusses of womanhood without all the major minuses- rape and such. I feel badly sometimes that I want such an experience with such strict rules. How do you grapple with this sort of thinking?

Just posted. I'll check back and report any interesting responses.

 

[skunt]

I want all the plusses of womanhood without all the major minuses - rape and such

This is so on the nose that it must be a troll.

edit; looked at their history and a month ago they were laid off by microsoft (lol) and they also have cancer (lol). Make of that what you will.

Last night I had a total breakdown. A few weeks ago I was laid off from Microsoft while on leave for cancer. Then my landlord sent us a bill for $30k for back rent from a "discount" of $800/mo that was apparently a loan not an adjustment. Then my dog got lymphoma and had to be put down. Now we're facing eviction. I'm worried my passport is going to be revoked. I'm worried I'll somehow be blocked from getting my HRT.

Amazing.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

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I have so many questions.

As far as I can tell, this is a man who claims to have had periods since the age of 10, long before starting HRT. And he sees a gynecologist. And he presumably takes oral contraceptives meant for women. And he is posting to a menstrual support group and claiming that he has a disability that can only be helped by birth control pills.

I don't even know where to begin with this